Happy Birthday MattTheWebmaster

“Happy B-day Matt. Hope it's nice.”

“When ever that may be.”

“Let me be the first to wish you a happy birthday for next year Matt. The others are wishing you a belated happy birthday for this past year.”

“And Thanx for the great web site.”

“LMAO!”

“Matt you are so pimp!

Happy Birthday dude!

TrailTalk rules!!!!

8)”

“Y'all are going to make the skin on Matt's @ss wrinkly if you keep this up...”

“Happy Birthday dude!”

“Happy very very late or very very early Birthday!”

“what matt posted a picture?”

“Aero..I was singing, did you hear me?? Was that a glass breaking, I heard somewhere?? LOL

Hey Ya's, Matt!! The only thang bigger than Texas is the SERVER that Matt, the webmaster, provides for this "unique" gathering place, humanely referred to as a "Website".

Tex (the gal formerly known as @#$^$#$#@!!!)

Bye Y'all..keep moving..nothing to see here, Y'all...lol”

“Happy belated birthday, Matt!

Thanks for all you do to keep TT going!”

“matt, thank for this #&%*& site! it's the best *#&$ site in the *(&^$#* universe! i can't tell you how *&%#*$ incredible it &*^%&$#* is! thanks again , your the best *%&# webmaster @&^(*% *#&#^* *&@$#* *&#$$ EVER!”

“lm @#*@$!#%$ butt off, Strat!!”

“Happy Birthday Matt! So are you going to tell us the date on the when is your birthday thread?”

“Let me be the first to wish you a Happy Birthday!”

“Happy b-day!”

“Happy Birthday, Matt. What are you, about 22 now?”

“LMAO!! hey, if someone did this every day, we'd have to hit on his actual birthday at some point.”

“uhmm..isn't Matt's b'day 10/29?”

“Ummm...have you guys lost your minds? Matt's birthday is in the fall.”

“Ban them for not showing you the proper respect matt.”

“Well, I bought the thebackpacker.com domain name on October 9, 1996. I had already been running the site for about a year then, but I use January 1996 as the birthday of the website. As for my DOB, there have been clues given periodically. Can anyone remember my graduation date? I gave that out a while back. Now was that high school, college, grad school, or kindergarten graduation? I guess we will just have to see how resourceful everyone is."
matt, the webmaster
02:55:06 PM
01/29/02


is he kinda like Pat?
you never reaaly know do you?”

“Violin, you rascal. I knew you started this thread.”

“obviously Violin has already done something bad, or is getting ready to do something bad...hence the buttering-up.
;-)”

“Happy Birthday Matt.”

“"pat, the webmaster"?


That's downright bloodcurdling.”

“"bloodcurdling," LMAO!!!”

“Many More!!!”

“Matt, I refuse to wish you a happy birthday when it isn't your birthday. That's because I have a clear conscience, unlike somebody who deserves to be BANNED! And we all know who it is!”

“Nude man caught covered in nacho cheese

by Lance Coleman
of The Daily Times Staff

A Maryville man spent his birthday in custody after police said they found him early Sunday running nude from the John Sevier pool snack bar with a box of stolen snacks.

Authorities said the man had apparently scaled an 8-foot tall fence while naked and covered in nacho cheese and was seen running toward a Jeep in which officers found clothing and an open bottle of vodka.

According to Maryville police, Matthew Johnston, of McCall Road, Maryville, was arrested by officer Scott Spicer at 5 a.m. Sunday in the parking lot of the pool at John Sevier School, Sequoyah Avenue. Johnston was charged with burglary, theft of property less than $500, vandalism less than $500 and public intoxication. He was also cited with indecent exposure. Johnston was held at the Blount County Jail in lieu of $9,300 bond pending a 9 a.m. Aug. 3 General Sessions Court hearing.

Spicer reported at 3:38 a.m. Sunday he saw a Jeep CJ-7 in the parking lot of the pool and saw an open bottle of vodka in the console along with various articles of clothing. Minutes later, a nude man carrying a cardboard box ran toward the Jeep before Spicer stopped him and found the box filled with Frito Lay snacks and a container of nacho cheese.

``In addition, the male had nacho cheese in his hair, on his face and on his shoulders,'' Spicer reported. ``The nude male had a strong odor of alcohol and was semi-incoherent.''

An official with Maryville Alcoa Blount County Parks and Recreation was called to the scene and together with police, they searched the facility. They found someone had climbed an 8 foot fence, broke into the snack bar through a window, ransacked the facility, left the freezer door open and caused $100 damage by ripping the water heater from the wall, according to a report.

Authorities reported someone also defecated in a garbage can, threw nacho cheese on the exterior wall of the snack bar and scattered chips on the ground outside the facility. About $40 in chips and $7 in nacho cheese were stolen from the snack bar, police said.”

“So that's what Matt does on his vacations...”

“Whoa Matt! Fuego for sure!”

“I would so ban violin if I were you.”

“FYI, this place is nowhere near Ithaca...”

“You'll never be webmaster, StoveStomper, although you have probably spent a few birthdays drunk, covered in nacho cheese and dumping in garbage cans.”

“I guess we better pass the hat.

$9300? Damn, Dude! LOL



New trailname: FRITO BANDITO.”

“Good one!”

“LOL!”

“Hey, we take nude nacho cheese theft seriously down here.”

“LOL!
violin is a little pissy today! ;-)”

“I feel honor-bound to let you non-Tennesseans know that the name of the town isn't pronounced "Mary-ville", it's more like "marvel".”

“I wonder if they allow internet access in the slammer.”

“That's how the town of Maryville in Mi. is pronounced by the more rural locals there, too. ;)”

“Thank you bit. That was the mostest importantest thing on my mind today.”

“bit - that's correct.
I lived in Knoxville several years and all the locals called it Mar- ville.”

“Glad to help you out, Geo!


Now I expect a whole thread on the topic by lizs, asking if that's a good thing or not.”

“~snort!~”

“Treebait snorted again!”