Happy Birthday MattTheWebmaster

“bit - LOL, you guys are ganging up on lizsbaby lately. Give the poor REPORTER a break. ;-)”

“I know how to pronounce Maryville, and I'm from CA (my friend's daughter lives there).

...waiting to hear matt's side of the story...LOL”

“It's a good thing!

(or so Nelson Mandela would say)”

“Actually Tennesseans do that a lot. Here are a few more examples:

Lawrenceburg - Larnceburg
Fayetteville - Fetvel
Sevierville - S'vr'vel
Greeneville - Grenvel”

“Sounds like another successful TT weekend!”

“He goes and gets himself nude, covered with cheese, and arrested, but we can't use the word #&%!$ in his forum. That sucks.”

“My client cannot recall any incidents involving cheese dip at this time.”

“Ahh, I see Matt's retained the services of Chili, Beanie and Cheesey, P.C.”

“Is this why chili didn't make Ithaca?”

“It could have been worse, it could have been Sriracha chili sauce.”

“I suppose this explains Matt's distaste for innuendo. It's not direct enough for his tastes.”

“There's a certain admirable honesty in that.

I still don't think that muzzling us when he likes to run around wearing only stolen nacho cheese sauce is right though.”

“I can see that point.

When he gets out of the slammer, we can look for his explanation.”

“Same story from Fox:

Cheddar Is the New Black

MARYSVILLE, Tenn. (AP) — Police in Tennessee are telling a cheesy story.

Marysville police say they arrested a 23-year-old man wearing nothing but cheese early yesterday. He was allegedly carrying snacks stolen from a concession stand at a pool.

Police say they found Michael Monn's Jeep parked near the pool and then noticed his clothes and a bottle of vodka in the vehicle.

Then, they saw the naked man running toward the Jeep. Officials say he had cheese in his hair, on his face and on his shoulders.

Police say Monn smelled strongly of alcohol and wasn't fully coherent.


Link, it's the third story down”

“Another crass disinformation campaign by Bitpusher, obviously.”

“lol, bitpusher!!

you actually thought it was for real?

I thought about cut and pasting the story into word and insertin the name of the new owners son and then posting it in the cafeteria downstairs.

wonder how long it would last if I did it?

wonder how long I would last????”

“I thought it was just an amazing coincidence. It's not like Matthew or Johnston are uncommon names, you know...”

“true, true, i fell for it too, but I clicked the link to the newspaper yesterday afternoon. Thats what gave me the idea to put it in our cafeteria.

i still might do that. it'd be interesting to see how long it stayed posted.”

“I'll test your strategy, Roam. I'm going to make a few custom copies of that article.

I also just figured it was a "Matt Johnson"...”

“Now that my client has been exonerated, he will changing Violins user name to "fiddleboy" on all future posts.”

“Your client has a lot of work ahead of him to change all of Violin's user names. Shoot, most of the posts on this board will be by fiddleboy.”

“Somehow I don't see this showing up in one of those cheese commercials.”

“Man: It's a cheese spread!

Woman: No, it's evening wear!

Man: It's a cheese spread!

Woman: It's evening wear!

Woman spills some on her chest, Man licks it off.

Both together: It's a cheese spread and evening wear!”

“Maybe in Las Vegas....”

“That's weird. I guess they changed the name in the newspaper. I wonder how much matt paid them.”

“Yep. He needs to work on his bad boy image. That squeaky clean Pat Boone thing's gotta go ----”

“oh........ you mean he paid them to change the name FROM his to something else....


That's a horse of a different color.”