Free Beer

“The Divorce paper work is in so what better way to celebrate then to throw a kegger. This weekend i'm going to have a party 3 or 4 kegs and a bomb fire. Everyone is invited. Bring your beer bong and be ready to do some kegs stands the party is on.”

“Hey have shot of Jagermeister on me!
Get SNOT SLINGING DRUNK!

Congrats-I guess...”

“I forgot to tell everyone to bring the wild women and lets start telling some lies.”

“Congrats Kodiakman! I wish I could attend...kegger, bonfire in Alaska, but alas, I have to move.

Good luck dating again dude!”

“Man, This should be a popular thread for the alocholics here.”

“Kodiakman, you buy the plane ticket, I'll come drink beer with you.”

“Should be the name of a band. That could be posted on the marquee.”

“So, if I round up some people for your party, how do they get there?”

“Our lager, which art in barrels, hallowed be thy drink, thy will be drunk, at home as I am in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head, and forgive us our spillages, as we forgive those who spill against us, and lead us not to incarceration, but deliver us from hangovers. For thine is the beer, the pilsner and the lager, forever and ever, Barmen. >urp!<”

“Can I get a BUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRP?”

“A beer sounds good right about now!

8)”

“Barmen!”

“Now that I am out of negotiations.....I think I will try to make up for all the beer I didn't drink for the last week.”

“Halle-brew-ua!”

“kleetn, you need to copyright that one! It's salable!”

“It may already be copyrighted since I didn't write it!”

“It is here .”

“Cool. Thanks for sharing. We've bowed our heads for a prayer around this office several times now.”

“Too funny Kleetn. You are definitely going to hell.”

“But they'll have a hard time wiping the smile off his face.”

“As far as going to Hell goes... and seeing as how I'm going to Hell anyway (long story), I present Yet Another version for your edification:

Farther out than inevitable;
Halloween be thy game.
Sky King is come,
And Wilma's done:
Uncertain as it is uneven.
Give us this day hors d'ouvres in bed,
And forgive those who have dressed up against us.
And let us not enter inflation,
But our liver, onions, and potatoes.
For wine is the shingle,
And amour...
And a story for your father.

All right!



(I have absolutely no idea where this came from, but I feel sure that alcohol was present at the inception.)”

“OK...who wants my old and used beer?

I've got some warm Nat'l Bohemian thats been sitting around my house for what seems like forever.

So...WHO WANTS IT???”

“Is it beer or National Bo????”

“Free Beer? How the hell did I miss this thred earlier? I want some!”

“I have some come and get it!!!


8)”

“On my way crazy! :)


WARNING : I get LOUD when i drink beer :)”

“This is my kinda thread!”

“I am like that all the time and most of all crazy and free!!!


8)”

“Free beer is good, even if it is Bud.”

“That's my favorite brand.”

“Yep.

We had a party at work today, so I got to enjoy a beer at work. It's good.”

“Budweiser isn't good even if it is free. You guys probably all have nasty beer farts from drinking it.”

“Beer snob. 8D”

“Nah, we're beer whores. Just admit it LZ.”

“Yes indeed. I'd rather drink water than have Bud beer farts.”

“Actually I haven't drank enough bud to know how bad the beer farts are from it. The worse beer farts I get are from micro brews.

And yes I am a beer whore.
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“Beer farts!?! (horrified) Blech!”

“ut-oh, I've horrified Pixie.”

“Admitting it is the first step to recovery.


Hi, my name is bitpusher, and I'm a beer whore.”

“But what if you don't want to recover?

I'm beyond help anyway. I've even drank Natural Ice because it was free.
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“If you step away from the Bud you can call yourself a beer connoisseur.”

“I am a beer snob, but I will take about anything that is free.”

“I've drunk Milwaukee's Finest because it was free.”

“I've drank both "Beast" and "Beast Lite" because it was free.”

“The Beast tastes better than Budweiser, and doesn't give the farts. So does strohs, and black label. It doesn't have to be pricey to taste good.”

“What would be the worst beer you have ever had?

I would have to say mine was the Pabsbt on tap at a college party.”

““What would be the worst beer you have ever had?

Genny.

I get the worse beer farts from Bass Ale & Guinness.
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“I think Bud Light.”

“Meister Brau is just canned foam, it starts wet and then it foam by the time it gets to your stomach”

“Anyone ever have red white and blue?”