FOOD IS DANGEROUS!

“all them ultra-light fanatics have a new option, and I bet Marvin uses his foilhat as a cup!”

“In the ancient Sanskrit text Shivambu Kalpa Vidhi, there is a picture of the Indian Holy Man DRINKING HIS OWN URINE out of a human skull. I prefer a TITANIUM CUP, or a COCONUT SHELL.”

“Chili, that is the funniest thing I've read all day. You kill me.”

“how do you find time to type all this crap when you work in a financial institution ?”

“WE ALL DRANK URINE BEFORE WE WERE BORN, because urine is the main ingredient of amniotic fluid. It has recently been discovered that fetuses use their amniotic fluid to develop their lungs. The fetus literally "breathes" this fluid into its lungs, and without it, the lungs do not develop. The main constituent of amniotic fluid is fetal urine."

Actually Marvin the amniotic fluid is totally changed out every day and does not contain that much waste at all. If it wasn't replenished with fresh, new, sweet, urine free fluid I don't think the baby would be in very good shape.”

“You need help more then me.....


I just don't understand you!!!!!I thought I was strange you take the cake.”

“Actually, drinking one's own urine is precticed in India. I forget exactly what they call it. 'Urine Therapy', perhaps.

And now...


"Ammonia"
(sung to the tune of "The Mexican Hat Dance")

Ammonia! Ammonia! Ammonia!
Get off! Get off! Get off!

Ammonia! Ammonia! Ammonia!
Get off! Get off! Get off!

Ammonia! Ammonia! Ammonia!
Get off! Get off! Get off!


Thank you, Mason Williams.”

“Food is dangerous...yeah, everytime I eat it, I get fat.

BTW, I have read 2 accounts and heard from 1 person that horse urine is used to make pills. I don't really know what the pills cure.
The urine has to come from a certain type of horse (I don't know their breed)...the really big ones...the ones used to pull logs or huge wine/liquor barrels. No joke.”

“Okay, just the link this time.”

“I wonder if Marv drinks from the hose”

“EVIL food? Dubya's here to save the day. I fight evil!”

“Stanlee, horse urine used to be used to make estrogen pills for menopausal women but now synthetic estrogen is used.”

“Urine Idiot

(actually ole Marv is kinda funny, even if he does keep mining veins of humor long after the ore is gone)”

“if it burns when I pee is it still alright to drink it?”

“Thanks Sass...learn something new everyday.”

“Doctor: "Does your urine burn?"

Patient: "To tell the truth, Doc, I haven't tried to light it."


(bad news, Marvin)”

“Pretzels are evil. Beware of evil prezels that try to kill you!”