FOOD IS DANGEROUS!

“Possible Side Effects from Eating Food

1. Discomfort / aches & pains / cramps

2. Stomachache / backache / headache

3. Gas / flatulence / burps / hiccups

4. Nausea / vomiting

5. Bad breath / BO (offensive body odor)

6. Cavities

7. Constipation / diarrhea

8. Tiredness / sluggishness

9. Runny nose / stuffed nose / mucus

10. Diminished mental clarity

11. Bad moods

12. Weight gain / obesity

13. Emotional problems from being overweight

14. Food Poisoning / death


Still HUNGRY?!!

Any other product like this on the market and the FDA would BAN it! Instead, your government SUPPORTS IT’S PRODUCTION and EXPORTS it to impoverished areas of the globe.

EVIL, EVIL, EVIL!”

“Right on, Marvin. I've had them all. Except, I can't trace No. 9 to the food, but it is definitely possibility when others prepare the food.

Before anyone jumps on me about No. 14, I figure that when the heart quits, you're dead. I have had a cardiac arrest which required a jump start to bring me back.”

“NS- try drinking milk. That usually triggers a little sinus action in most people, who actually do have a mild allergy to it.”

“I see marvin has been stuffing himself.”

“I suggest we eat Marvin instead.”

“Well, he should alreay be half-baked from all the foil around his head.”

“Marvin-
Are you a fat-ass?”

“URINE is a medicinal, cleansing, and NOURISHING food...
with a SURPRISING ABILITY TO CURE an amazing variety of ills...
which has been SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN, and MEDICALLY DOCUMENTED.”

“Urine is also scientifically proven to be a way of the body to rid itself of toxins.

But hey, if you want to drink your own PeePee, then Marvin: I guess "urine" good health!

Ha ha ha ha! Man, I am sooooo funny!”

“John 7:38
He that believeth on me, as the scripture hath said, out of his belly shall flow rivers of living water.”

“Yeah, but that was John. You're Marvin the Fruitcake.

So, do you flavor your urine with tonic and a twist of lemon, or do you just drink it straight?”

“Luke 17:21
The kingdom of heaven is within you.”

“Dood - Put the pipe down and step away slowly....


GGGGGGEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZ”

“NoNickName 3:07..........PM
He who believeth in drinking thy own piss, or any other's for that matter, is a sicketh son of a bit*@eth”

“It's the ammonia that'll get ya.”

“Urine is PURE, FRESH, ORGANIC, LIVE, FILTERED "structured" water, at body temperature, containing large quantities of PURE, PREDIGESTED NUTRIENTS. It is fresh, raw, and ALIVE, and the cost is totally free (to say the least). No wonder the general medical profession doesn't know more about it - - there's NO MONEY IN IT for doctors or for pharmaceutical companies (although there are many pharmaceutical preparations, moisturizing lotions, etc, which derive from urine).”

“Rather than being "toxic," urine (which is about 95% water) may actually contain some of the PUREST WATER that we can drink. It is a BY-PRODUCT OF OUR BLOOD, filtered by the liver and kidneys, and the cleaner the blood is, the healthier the urine will be. Even urine from relatively unhealthy blood contains VALUABLE IMMUNOLOGICAL FACTORS that can improve health if recycled. If you continue to recycle your urine, the color and taste CONTINUALLY GETS MORE CLEAR AND PURE, the more it is recycled. Thus, empirical observation proves that URINE-DRINKING HAS A CLEANSING EFFECT ON THE BLOOD. Supposedly, even in the worst cases (where the urine is dark and cloudy, and smells bad), it can become totally clear in only a matter of only a few days at the most. Thus, drinking one's own urine is a very powerful blood cleanser and purifier.”

“Yep. The ammonia has gotten him.”

“This actually explains quite a bit, Marvy. Do you also drink from pewter goblets?”

“Lead paint chips have the same effect.”

“After you read this, you probably WON'T WANT TO WASTE ANOTHER DROP OF THIS PRECIOUS FLUID (which is not a waste product, but a by-product of your own blood). In fact, the body has predigested the food, mixed it with elements in your own blood, filtered out the poisons, and is producing a product that is very nutritious and PROVEN BENEFICIAL FOR HEALTH, even (and especially) in cases of sickness. This is filtered blood, that is RICHER and MORE ALIVE coming out, than the food going in!! Our bodies provide us with an amazing biochemical pharmacy, if we would only recognize this fact. Urine contains a vast array of ANTI-BODIES, HORMONES, and ENZYMES, and is ANTI-VIRAL, ANTI-BACTERIAL, ANTI-SEPTIC, and ANTI-FUNGAL.”

“My friend's dog eats his poop.”

“Is poop good for ya Marv.”

“If you can accept the fact that urine is actually one of the purest, and most nutritious, and easily digested and easily absorbed foods, then you can be sure to NEVER GO HUNGRY AGAIN, and you will always be fed with the purest foods, whose SOURCE YOU CAN TRUST.

A few years ago, there was a recall on celery sold in the supermarket, because it had traces of an insecticide called 'parathion' on it. JUST A FEW DROPS of 'parathion' can be LETHAL TO A HUMAN BEING!! If you drink your own urine, you can be assured that it's PURE, FRESH, and ORGANIC, and is COMPATIBLE with your own system.”

“But, will it kill insects?”

“Drinking your own urine also MAKES YOU QUESTION WHAT YOU PUT INTO YOUR BODY. The taste of your urine will change depending on what you consume. My own urine usually tastes slightly bitter, or slightly salty, or slightly sweet, sometimes a mixture of these three tastes. Sometimes it tastes very clear and pure, with almost no flavor. Sometimes it is very sweet, if I've been eating sweets. It usually also gets very clear whenever I recycle my urine a few times in a row.

The elements in the food and drink we ingest, pass into the blood stream, and are filtered by the liver and kidneys.

Urine is one substance in nature that has been EXAMINED AND ANALYZED MORE THAN MOST ALL OTHER SUBSTANCES. But urine is much more than what most people think it is. While most people in the modern world consider urine to be a FILTHY WASTE PRODUCT, it is actually more valuable than we care to recognize. Urine is a SUPER-FOOD and a solvent, charged with the LIFE-FORCE (even the heat) from the blood, and is MEDICINAL, CLEANSING, and NOURISHING.”

“Proverbs 5:15
Drink waters out of thine own cistern, and running waters out of thine own well.”

“<<<>>>

1. What does "clear" taste like?
2. If it tastes clear and pure, how can it have no flavor? Isn't flavor a synonym for taste?”

“And eat fruitcake out of thine own head.”

“How can urine, at 95% pure water, be better than water, at 100% pure?”

“If you add chlorine drops to your urine, would the chlorine react with the ammonia and cause harmful fumes?”

“LMAO! We had that exact same discussion in a chemistry class once! The Prof's sister had been convinced by someone that adding Chlorox to urine was a reliable pregnancy test. Too funny!”

“It is highly recommended to MASSAGE URINE ONTO THE SKIN, especially to the face, neck, and feet. Almost all the researchers and writers say that old urine is preferable, some as much as 4 to 8 days old. The ancient Indian text Shivambu Kalpa Vidhi suggests using old, boiled-down urine for skin massage, with 75% of the water boiled off. But research has shown that fresh urine, as well as urine which is boiled down to 25% consistency, and also unboiled urine which is at least 4 days old, are ALL EXCELLENT FOR USE ON THE SKIN. The smell of ammonia in the old urine is not toxic, and is actually beneficial. DO NOT DRINK OLD URINE. Use old urine only on skin.

Urine is ABSORBED THROUGH THE SKIN, and is an excellent cosmetic for healthy as well as blemished skin. It MOISTURIZES skin at the same time it HEALS BURNS, and can even prevent and/or HEAL SCAR TISSUE. Massaging and soaking the skin with urine is also a way for the HORMONAL CONTENTS of the urine to be SLOWLY RE-ABSORBED into the system, while BY-PASSING DIGESTIVE JUICES that may neutralize their potency.”

“You like water sports don't ya Marv. You kinky little mad scientist you.”

“Move over Mary Kay!”

“Researchers and writers on urine therapy also recommend URINE PACKS, URINE EYE-DROPS, EAR-DROPS, FOOT BATHS, and even URINE ENEMAS! URINE NOSE-DROPS (a few squirts of urine, applied down the nostrils with an eye-dropper ), can HELP LOOSEN MUCUS and CLEAR UP BLOCKED NASAL PASSAGES. An accepted practice in France in an earlier century was for wealthy women to soak themselves in URINE BATHS.”

“Piss on you Marvin!”

“Urine seems to be a great NORMALIZER. It is supposedly HIGH IN MELATONIN, which may help give it its CALMING EFFECT .

It also helps clear up congestion (GARGLE WITH IT FOR A SORE THROAT, or sniff it for relief from sinus and respiratory congestion).

Drinking my urine seems to make me FEEL STRONGER, and also more relaxed (perhaps because of its melatonin content), and I feel more SELF-CONFIDENT, and HAPPIER. Drinking my own urine definitely seems to have an INVIGORATING EFFECT, and it certainly MUST BE considered a medicinal tonic.”

“The taste of my urine varies. Sometimes it is clear and pure, like warm rainwater, with no taste, or only a slight taste that is not objectionable. Sometimes it has a distinct, smooth, rich flavor, although you may have to "DEVELOP A TASTE FOR IT." After all, your first sip of wine, or SWIG OF BEER, probably didn't taste too good either, until you "develop a taste for it."”

“If nothing else, you can tell by DRINKING URINE, that it tastes very smooth, and feels compatible for digestion. Also, consider urine's ATTRACTIVE GOLDEN-AMBER COLOR!”

“WE ALL DRANK URINE BEFORE WE WERE BORN, because urine is the main ingredient of amniotic fluid. It has recently been discovered that fetuses use their amniotic fluid to develop their lungs. The fetus literally "breathes" this fluid into its lungs, and without it, the lungs do not develop. The main constituent of amniotic fluid is fetal urine.”

“Marvin, you really are one sick sonuva B.

You never answered NoNickName's question.. what about poop?

It's totally along the same lines as what you are saying. It comes from your own body, yada, yada, yada... You ever put a brown trout between a bun and slap some mustard on it?

Whacko...”

“There has NEVER BEEN A CASE, EVER, WHERE URINE-DRINKING WAS FOUND TO BE TOXIC TO THE HUMAN BODY, and doctors have researched more than 100,000 subjects in this century alone. URINE IS COMPLETELY NON-TOXIC, WITHOUT EVEN ANY KNOWN SIDE-EFFECTS, except possible healing crises which soon pass. Almost every known pharmaceutical drug has a long list of side-effects, but with urine, there are NONE.”

“For many years, I have thought about the BIBLICAL STORY OF THE GARDEN OF EDEN, and the original sin - - eating fruit from from the "tree of knowledge of good and evil," which leads to death; whereas eating the fruit of the "TREE OF LIFE," would lead to eternal life. The Bible states that the two trees were both in the "MIDST" of the garden. But it is a mystery how two different trees could stand in the "MIDST" of the garden, since "MIDST" is a contraction of "middle-est" (or "most middle"). Only one tree could stand in the "MOST MIDDLE." My own theory, for whatever it's worth, is that the GARDEN OF EDEN IS THE HUMAN BODY, and that the two trees, (in the "most middle") are the spine (which is the tree of knowledge of good and evil), and the #&%!$ (the tree of life). Male gender used, since man and woman were originally created as one. Also note that "s-p-i-n-e" and "p-e-n-i-s" are made up of the same letters, and their fruits (sperm and brain cells), are VERY SIMILAR, chemically and morphologically. For many years I thought that eating from the tree of life, meant reabsorbing your own seed, but then I heard a VOICE IN MY HEAD suggest that urine, too, is also fruit from the tree of life. The Shivambu Kalpa Vidhi, like the Bible, suggests that if you ingest this "fruit" (from the tree of life), YOU MAY LIVE FOREVER.”

“#&%!$ is swearing?

In the above, the tree of life = peni$.”

“why would your body want to get rid of urine so bad if it's so good for you?”

“There is SOMETHING ESOTERIC about urine. I mentioned that it is a super-natural food, because it is a byproduct of the blood, which contains the "life-force." My first impression was I FELT STRONGER, HAPPIER, and HAD MORE CONFIDENCE. Perhaps it was the vitamin B-12 in urine, or perhaps simply the esoteric element of "life-force," also called "chi," "ki," or "prana." Drinking your own urine, certainly seems to be a way to raise your "prana," "energy," or "life-force." The Shivambu Kalpa Vidhi refers to a strengthening and improvement in the voice, as one of the effects of "amaroli," as just one of many improvements to one's health, happiness, and power. If you have difficulty urinating, this is one way to increase your life-force, and FLOW OF URINE. I believe A STRONG-FLOWING URINE is a sign of vital life-force, while a weak flow is a sign of a weakened life-force. The word "urine" begins with "ur" which in Hebrew means "light." Abraham, the father of the Jewish race, came from a place called "Ur," and "uranus" in Greek means "heaven." There is an esoteric following over the "Urantia Book."”

“If for no other reason, you might as well look into URINE THERAPY just in case there ever comes a time on this planet when you can't get any food (or any good food) to eat, or any clean water to drink. For example, this knowledge could come in very helpful in a NUCLEAR WINTER, or FAMINE... But there's no need to wait until doomsday. Just think BACKPACKING WITHOUT A FILTER!”

“I think Marvin's prison name must be Golden Shower Wh@re”

“LOL Chilli!”