This Freaky Weather!!!!!!!

“I don't know what the hell is going on around here but it is suppose to be the coldest week of the year and at 9:00 am here in Cincinnati I could have easily walked out in shorts and a tank top. I think the world is coming to the end or is going to begin burning like the sun or something like that.

Very Freaked Out!
Imahikerdotcom”

“Well, you could come join our ice storm if you want some winter weather! Everything here is shut down (except my business!).”

“I did walk around in shorts this morning. Near record highs today are predicted.”

“The planet is dying

And I think this is all very tiring

My butt out, Cutting

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.”

“Hi Marvy. How ya doin'?”

“This Freaky Weather!!!!!!!

though his foot dared cross the line, once drawn

It's time not to throw the rocks away, but gather.

I ran naked across the lawn”

“Alright,,,,,, who forgot to lock the closet?????”

“One weird SOB”

“Now Marvy's streaking. Cool.”

“Alright,,,,,, who forgot to lock the closet?????

He may not have hair, but he's still got air

my that sheep has a titanic set

that feeds on turbulent emotions in stillness of air




One weird SOB

my feets be smellin' and my nose is running

Mashed potatoes, where's the gravy baby?

His disembodied aura, deceptive images fashioning ...



Now Marvy's streaking. Cool.

Bringeth breadcrumbs bleeding bees abuzz.

And then god said, let there be light, you fool

A mere taste of her exocrine liquor sets my brain a-buzz”

“Hi Marvy. How ya doin'?"

opens windows, opens doors

eat your carrots or you'll get nothin'

gives up the fight, closes its doors.”

“I did walk around in shorts this morning

We're all frogs they said just joking

Near record highs today are predicted

Transported to the dreams of the unaffected”

“Well, you could come join our ice storm if you want some winter weather!

Unconsoled in the search for a wanton way.

I don't know why I bother...

By snatching of arm, 'twas Grendel that Beowulf did slay.”

“Everything here is shut down (except my business!)

Won't you ever stop laughing?

Oh, What a pretty mess;

But, land me not on a bumble bee that has an awfull sting!”

“I think the world is coming to the end

the seeds to grow his own rainbows

that is why i wear depends

running around looking quite whacko”

“burning like the sun or something like that

That containeth no margarine spread

puffy, turgid, he soon found that

We're all out of our heads”

“Very Freaked Out!

put on some rassberry chapstick

I will climb a tree and act like a nut.

How I dispair of your silly pointed stick”

“I don't know what the hell is going on around here

Kamikaze caribou

ernst today is here

A squid eating dough is fast and bulbous”

“C'mon, c'mon. Give me some more!

I love waking up to the smell of Folgers

But unlike the raven, I cried "more, More, more!"

Life is like a big sausage, full of flowers.”

“Hey Marvin, I wanna party with you dude!!

Have you published anything?”

“Did some folks mention shorts? It was 81 yesterday. It's supposed to be in the 80's through Friday. Average daily temp should be around 68. Very freaky.”

“I love it when Marvy waxes poetic.”

“MG == kleetn ???”

“BigFoot is turning green with envy

Peace of mind goes out the door, as the absurdities pour in

my circuits are overloaded, but I'll try to do better next time

This poem really sucks!”

“Have you published anything

a fly grasping warmth while perched on an integrated circuit

Dave’s not here man, don’t bother to ring

throw me like a buffalo chip with an overhand fling...”

“Did some folks mention shorts?

But Goldilocks liked to eat porridge

Twisted sister , who seeks your comfort ?

wonders of the man under the bridge”

“oh, go snort some urine! tehehe!
;-)”

“I love it when Marvy waxes poetic

And the mexicans all shouted Ole!

Like birds with arms it seemed surrealistic

latin is not language, but passed away.”

“We didn't have fall or winter this year in Louisiana. It's been very hot and sticky since the end of last summer. Most days have been more like May or June than November, December or January the last few months.

Right now its 77 with 83% humidity. Been especially hot and sticky the past couple weeks. Been running the air conditioner.”

“Oh, go snort some urine!

It is a very powerful blood cleanser and purifier

Come drink with me my salty wine!

And fuel your fossils with a Phryggian Fire”

“Been running the air conditioner

lets all go out and mosh

let's skip dinner

and say Hi to Blue Wolf Bosh”

“Marvin is a fruitcake,

A giant one at that,

Nonsense is what he makes,

To most it's a bunch of crap.”

“MG == kleetn ???

Quoth the raven, "Buy more Sprite"

things are not always as they appear

his squirrel has an awful overbite”

“Artex is a fruitcake

pickles and the movie Grease do not mix well

shake shake shake shake shake dog shake

I should not have laughed at that guy named "Smell"”

“Marvin is nuts!

It's not hard to see.

How do I know?

He drinks his own PEE!!!!”

“Everyone complains about the weather, but no one does anything.

aren't you sick of reading?

Surely the second coming is at hand. The second coming!

I like to bite the heads off of chickens.”

“NoNameNick is nuts!

tick tock meowed the clock

Dadadaadada....WORK IT out!!!

The door is ajar, and there's a squirrel in my sock”

“I feel exhausted

Why? I never bathed, I never sinned.

transported to the dreams of the unaffected,

that echoed with sadness through the halls of the darned”

“HA! any poem with a squirrel in it's a winner, in my opinion...

(i know, i know, "don't encourage him!")”

“Gonna have to bring a chainsaw next time I go hiking

"CAUTION" the sign said, "Danger of slipping"

The neighbor shouts (the one abutting),

my life is a concerto of pseudo-symphonics”

“i know, i know, "don't encourage him!"

I wandered lonely as a cloud...and stole a line of someone's verse.

He could call back though, I'd be a fool to acknowledge him

Jabberwocky, of course...”

“any poem with a squirrel in it's a winner, in my opinion

Beating yourself in the head all the while

My coke bottle is WAY past expiration

And the frogs sniff glitter glue, and dance on the stile”

“Enough! Enough you say?

"We've all going fishing for crabs on the playa!"

Marvin Gardens is here to stay

Y si no quiere que no vaya”

“Monday I was in Shorts,
Tuesday I was in a jacket,
Yesterday I was in Gore-Tex,
Today I'm in a canoe.”

“Friday you are in-ebriated.”

“Marvin
This Starling invader
How it has changed you
How slowly estranged you
solely arranged you”

“The crow outside is crowing
Now I here a car horn blowing
By SmileyGirl it is snowing
My grandmother is sewing
Her sink is overflowing
I once flew on a boeing
On Monday they will be rowing
I should be outside mowing
But my finger tips aren't slowing
I don't know where this is going
I'm really quite unknowing
By now this should be showing
A point that would be growing
But I think I am just throwing
Bull sh!!t to the wind.”

“LOL @ deathmarch for waiting until Friday!”

“i know, what the hell was HE thinking!”

“Wow,MG's really inspired today!”