This Freaky Weather!!!!!!!

“What the HE!! is wrong with you people did you all od on CRACK?


MG YOU NEED HELP”

“It's Dubbya's fault”

“I'm in San Diego, and driving down the freeway there was 4 inches of SNOW on the freeway!

No F*%@ing sh!t. Now that's freaky.”

“During the middle of the week last week, it reached into the mid-90's here in the NY metro area, one day setting the record for the hottest day ever in the month of April.

Huge, nasty thunderstorm moves through on Friday. Newark airport reports wind gusts in excess of 70 mph. The skies were blackened and man, did it pour like a mother.

So what's next, I wondered. Welp, according to Accuweather, tonight we might get snow!

Wierd, wild stuff.”

“A Little Rock woman was killed yesterday after leaping through her moving car's sun roof during an incident best described as "a mistaken rapture" by dozens of eye witnesses. Thirteen other people were injured after a twenty-car pile up resulted from people trying to avoid hitting the woman who was apparently convinced that the rapture was occurring when she saw twelve people floating up into the air, and then passed a man on the side of the road who she claimed was Jesus.

"She started screaming "He's back, He's back" and climbed right out of the sunroof and jumped off the roof of the car," said Everet Williams, husband of 28-year-old Georgann Williams who was pronounced dead at the scene. "I was slowing down but she wouldn't wait till I stopped," Williams said." She thought the rapture was happening and was convinced that Jesus was gonna lift her up into the sky," he went on to say.

"This is the strangest thing I've seen since I've been on the force", said Paul Madison, first officer on the scene. Madison questioned the man who looked like Jesus and discovered that he was dressed up as Jesus and was on his way to a toga costume party when the tarp covering the bed of his pickup truck came loose and released twelve blowup sex dolls filled with helium which floated up into the air.

Ernie Jenkins, 32, of Fort Smith, who's been told by several of his friends that he looks like Jesus, pulled over and lifted his arms into the air in frustration, and said "Come back here,"just as the Williams' car passed him, and Mrs. Williams was sure that it was Jesus lifting people up into the sky as they passed by him, according to her husband, who says his wife loved Jesus more than anything else.

When asked for comments about the twelve sex dolls, Jenkins replied "This is all just too weird for me. I never expected anything like this to happen."


(this is not a true tale --- but who needs truth if it's dull?)”

“lmao Tilt”

“It's called the "one day" effect. See it got really warm for a week, so they turned off all the heat and everybody opened all their windows (including the ones in the bathrooms). When this happens it always gets cold again and everybody freezes to death. The same thing happens in the fall only in reverse.”

“Tilt, that one cracks me up every time!”

“From sunburn to frostbite in three days....”

“Artex, you got the same weather as us just a day later in each stage. Yes, snow. The first flakes started here in Northern Wisconsin about 4 p.m. CDT. About 1.5 inches since then and it's still coming down. Probably will be snow in NY states higher elevations, rain elsewhere.”

“Pekka - yeah, and I was just starting to get excited that the snow and ice in the Catskills were just about gone, but now this! Oh well. I shouldn't complain though, it's actually been very interesting. And pretty soon it'll be so hot every day I'll be praying for winter. :-)”

“I was sooo disappointed to hear that she wasn't a Darwin Award Winner! I was really rooting for that one.


I got a freaky email just about two years ago from one of the climate weirdo's at NASA Goddard... talking about how there was a tropical storm brewing that was the earliest ever... TS 1 of 2000... complete with links to satellite images on the official gov't website... 'til I noticed the date was APRIL 1st!

It was a forward from those comedians at the National Hurricane Center.”

“In Montreal, we had 80F temp for the whole week...were breaking record temps almost everyday.

This weekend when I went skiing and snowboarding the temp were 37F with a 20mph wind....brought the temp down to about 26 degrees. No T-shirt and shorts skiing, that's for sure. Had the jacket zipper zipped up to my chin.”

“Have you noticed how it’s NOT RAINING MUCH again; how most of the weather fronts that have managed to come through this season have been DISSIPATED and BROKEN UP? Have you noticed the occasional WEIRD CLOUD SHAPES that appear with the few fronts that do manage to pass by? And how the jet stream has been FORCED NORTH again? How high pressure ridges continue to dominate?

Some say the rain is BEING TURNED ON and OFF by an irritated and vengeful G_d. In reality, however, it is Man who is playing G_d and doing the dirty work. None of this is ILLUSORY or ACCIDENTAL, for there is POWERFUL and COMPELLING EVIDENCE that the BIZARRE WEATHER patterns of recent years have been - to a very large degree - ENGINEERED, CONTROLLED, and INFLUENCED by BOTH the RUSSIAN and AMERICAN governments. To those of you familiar with the work of the SUPERMIND OF NIKOLA TESLA, the following will not come as much of a surprise.

On the Fourth of July, 1976, the former Soviet Union began broadcasting huge, PULSED ELECTROMAGNETIC FIELDS from three gigantic 40-million watt transmitters which beamed those signals HALFWAY AROUND THE WORLD to the U.S. This electronic assault DISRUPTED AND JAMMED radio and television broadcast signals, enraged the FCC, and irritated ham radio operators, who quickly dubbed the signals 'The Russian Woodpecker,' because of their PULSED CADENCE.

To date, the Russians have completed nearly 30 of the HUGE TRANSMITTERS which emit signals primarily in the VERY DANGEROUS 10-Hertz range, otherwise known as Extreme Low Frequency (ELF). The technology is based on the brilliant work of the peerless electrical genius, Nikola Tesla. So, what exactly does the 'Russian Woodpecker' do and how does it do it? Consider the following:

These 'Tesla' transmitters create massive 'standing' ELF waves that form MAJOR HIGH PRESSURE 'blocking systems' that change the normal high altitude jet stream pattern, FORCE IT TO THE NORTH, and actually retard the normal flow patterns of incoming weather systems. Ever notice the television weather satellite pictures showing the jet stream pushed north and a BIG STATIONARY high pressure blocking nearly every major rain system?

ELF fields propagate vertically to the ground, creating 'standing waves' that can REDISTRIBUTE ENERGY and momentum in the atmosphere through cumulus convection. It has been CONSISTENTLY NOTED that variance of the ELF transmissions leads to a subsequent change in the route of the jet stream flow in the Northern Hemisphere within 72 hours.

The Soviets TURNED OFF their ELF Woodpecker signal for a brief period in 1980: "During the two-week lull, the Northern Hemisphere's jet stream was NORMAL. With the return of the Soviet ELF transmissions, the jet stream was DEFLECTED AGAIN by a persistent high-pressure ridge extending from the Yukon to Arizona.

There is much more, but I THINK YOU GET THE PICTURE. 'Everyone complains about the weather, but nobody does anything about it,' doesn’t function any more.

Nikola Tesla said, in June 1900, " The time is very near when we shall have the precipitation of the moisture of the atmosphere under complete control..." If you have ever read a biography of the GREAT GENIUS, you'll know he wasn't joking.

Does the U.S. government have ITS OWN series of ELF/microwave transmitters? You bet. Can ELF be used to do more than ENGINEER and INFLUENCE just the weather (like human beings, for example)?

Yes, it CAN and IS. But that's another story...



By the way, YOU can BELIEVE ME as I had more than 42 BAG NIGHTS last year and have been backpacking FOR OVER 30 light-years.”

“I never thought I would say this,,,,,,but I sort of missed Marvin......”

“Yeah, me too. And that last line is KILLING me! Ahhhhhhahahahaha!”

“ah-HAH! i know who Marvin is!! he was on Eco Challenge, in that funny group, with the guy that had hamburger feet! they kept accusing the producer of influencing the weather, LOL :-D

Marvin, you get extra points for bag nights outside the solar system... ;-)”

“Facts for Backpackers:

The first weather machine was built by Edward Lorenz at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology. In 1960, Lorenz created TOY WEATHER.

If you knew how to read the printouts, you would see digital cyclones and wind patterns so complex that M.I.T. scientists liked to gather around the machine and bet on what Lorenz's weather would do next.
Source: "Chaos - Making a New Science" by James Gleick. Pg. 11-12.

2. President Eisenhower had an Advisory Committee on Weather Control. The Committee was headed by Capt. Howard T. Orville U.S.N. who said in his final report to the President, "If an unfriendly nation gets into a position to control large-scale weather patterns before we can, the results could even be more disastrous than nuclear war."

3. The Butterfly Effect -- The danger in too much weather control: Small changes can have global effects. The Butterfly Effect is the notion that a butterfly stirring the air today in Peking can transform storm systems next month in New York. Nothing can be measured exactly. A hairsbreadth of error can eventually throw systems into catastrophic changes.

4. According to an ABC News report, the U.S. military could gain a tactical advantage by changing the weather. By creating rain that turns battlefields into mudbaths the military could immobilize enemies. Triggering lightning over airfields would keep hostile aircraft on the ground. Burning through a heavy fog would give U.S. fighter pilots a better view of enemy targets. ABC News weather weapon story

5. Using weather as a weapon violates international agreements. In 1977, the United Nations passed and the U.S. signed, a resolution that prohibits changing the weather for hostile purposes on the grounds that too many civilians could be harmed.

6. Research continues -- and not just by the military. Private funding backs research into cloud seeding techniques to produce rain to help farmers, and laser technology to clear heavy fog for passenger jets. Several countries are now involved in (or carefully watching) weather research.

7. An Air Force research paper predicts that weather modification could reshape battlefields. To review a detailed research paper on controlling precipitation, fog, storms, weather-modification and artificial weather, go to Air Force weather control paper

8. Dr. Edward Teller, the hydrogen bomb specialist, also warned Congressin the late 1950’s "Please imagine," Teller explained to a Senate Preparedness Sub-Committee. "A world where (a foreign power) can change the rainfall in our country in an adverse manner. They will say ‘we are sorry if we hurt you. We are merely trying to do what we need to do in order to let our people live.'"

9. Since the 1930’s, the Russians have been exploring the polar ice caps.The Earth’s cold weather fronts originate in the polar regions and some scientists have speculated that by warming the polar regions, we can alter the weather. By re-directing warm ocean currents (or even using non-radiation nuclear weapons) the size of the polar icecaps could be reduced. But other scientists warn that it could have a "boomerang effect" elsewhere on the planet.

10. Lyndon Johnson commented on weather technology before becoming president.While still a Senator, Lyndon Johnson told the House and Senate, "From space one could control the Earth’s weather, cause droughts and floods, change the tides and raise the levels of the sea, make temperate climates frigid.

11. Two techniques already developed for weather manipulation:
- Releasing carbon dust into the atmosphere to create heat and rain.
- Using lasers to burn off fog

12. Basic weather theory:
The Earth’s weather is created in lower atmosphere through a delicate balance of atmospheric and terrestrial forces. The sun’s rays heat the ground, the air, and evaporates lakes and oceans. Oceans and forests absorb heat. Large patches of land (desert, polar icecaps for example) reflect most of their heat back into the atmosphere.

Like the glass roof of a greenhouse, the lower atmosphere attempts to hold the heat of the day so it cannot escape into outer space at night. But the flow of heat from the Earth’s surface is inconsistent. The heat balance (or imbalance) and the rotation of the Earth create the ocean currents and the jet streams in the air that determine the variable daily weather.

What if scientists alter the Earth’s heat?”

“The U.S. is manipulating the weather with HAARP”

“...I'm stuck here in the middle of the U.S. Navy's ELF antenna system. The Clam Lake array is just to the NW and the Republic array in the U.P. is just to the NE. If you want to hike the North Country Trail in this area, or canoe Sylvania, or mountain bike the CAMBA trails at Cable, WI, (Cable? Yikes, the gov. is pretty overt with town names like that!), be careful how deep you drive your tent stakes. Because if they hit the thinly covered bedrock up here, you'll be hooked into the ELF transmissions. And without the codebooks like the nuke subs have, you'll be up all night in your tent trying to figure out what the deep, pulsing message means.”

“the other day I was walking in my back yard and I stepped on something that really smelled bad.well,anyway,soon afterwards it started to rain.I sure hope this information helps.”

“So spring is here right???

WRONG!!!!!

Looks like snow for us again and then 60's by the end of the week.

I think mother earth is doing drugs again.

8)”

“Exactly. 6 to 12 inches expected here tonight and tomorrow.

UGGGGGGGGH!!!!”

“I know WTF?????


8|”

“it must be all down south, 'cause we never get snow. we just have this boring, 40 degrees and cloudy every day type of weather, actually it's kinda nice.”

“3 inches on the ground here!

Nutty!

But by the end of the week it will be all gone!

8)”

“Winter storm warning here. NE winds 15-30 MPH. Schools closed or late. White-out conditions. Snow of ??? Maybe 6 inches??

YUCK!!! And yes, will be going off rapidly by end of week. >8-O”

“You're Freaking Out. Stop it.”

“Just when I thought Spring was here for good, we got hit with another snow storm. The ground is snow covered here again. Uhg!

My daughter is chomping at the bit to get out and use her new wheely shoes. I won't let her use them in the house on the hardwood floors anymore. Aren't I the one who was roller blading in my house three Springs ago?! Somehow, it's more annoying when someone else is doing it. :o)”

“Spring will get here eventually, just not anytime soon. It was 6 degrees here this morning. 14" of new snow on the ground from Thurs.-Fri storm on top of about 2 feet already on the ground. Another few inches expected tonight. I can hardly wait until I can see the ground again.”

“We are supposed to have 6-9 inches of snow here this afternoon. I can't believe it, we've had such warm weather.”

“winter weather...it aint over till its over”

“Snow was less than expected, we only got 4-5 inches of the white stuff. Will be melted in a day or so. Lots of rain in the forecast for the week into the weekend.”

“global warming or nuclear winter?????

who cares!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“man - this is great - i think i'm going to go skiing this weekend! hehehehehehehe!!!!!!”

“Yeah, as a skier, I normally don't mind, but.....this is getting old. Now I want to get my bike out....too damm cold for that still.

Anyone remember the April snowstorm of "82? We got about 2' of snow, my car got buried and I got stuck at my friends for the weekend, not that was too bad a thing. Problem being....I was 9mos prenant w/my daughter and ready to pop anytime, as a matter of fact it was about another week later I did. My friends threatened me not to go into labor or they'd have to kill me(LOL) Good reason for remembering this storm. The next week it was all gone.”

“Yes I remember that storm, Skeetah, we had about a foot of snow and it was April 15 or something like that. We normally are planting petunias at that time.”

“SE Michigan... Last Tues it was 70 degrees. Ice Storm on Thursday and Friday nights. 4" of snow in my yard today. 50-60 degrees by Wednesday. Yup, sounds like spring to me.”

“Bring on the mild temps please!!!!

8)”

“It's definitely spring here. Woohoo, flooding again. You gotta love it.”

“Our snowstorm turned out to be a dud. They made a big deal out of it and schools closed, but we got 2 inches and it didn't even stick to the roads. The weather people have egg on their face.”

“It was absolutely georgeous here in Nashville today. Sunny and 73 degrees, but it will be 40s on Wed. Yeah, I definately think mother nature is smoking crack!!”