A brain on drugs

“morphine makes me vomit”

“I was given morphine when I broke my arm. It didn't really stop the pain that much, but made the ceiling tiles a little more interesting.”

“Morphines nice. Vicodins pretty cool. Oxy-whatever sucks.”

“Vicodin was okay, but give me some good old herbals any day.”

“most think americas' drug problem is smuggled in. Try 20%.”

“Who put the Dexadrine in Mrs. Murphy's Ovaltine?”

“Give me Librium, or give me Meth!”

“I've been avoiding the lorazepam. kind of. I've been drinking like a fish, my BP is going nuts, and I've been sleeping 5hrs, tops. I haven't popped any pills because of the drinking. But I'm burning out. So I popped one. Will I wake up tomorrow?”

“I'm feeling reely good right now”

“Once more into the breach, dear friends.”

“who's breach?”

“i'm feeling pretty good right now. cept my kidneys. #&%!$ers. ho you doin'?”