Cannibalism: Yea or Nay?

“Would you eat your hiker buddy if you were hungry and three hours from the nearest McDonald's?”

“Naw.. three hours?.. I can manage three hours easy.. and define 'eat'.

(oops)”

“"eat" means to consume orally, in a non-sexual way”

“oh.. well.. that changes everything.”

“How 'bout if u were 4 hours from a Pizza Hut?”

“naw.. would take more than 24 hrs for sure.”

“You're posting this question on a board frequented by undead flesh-eating zombies?

Of course they would!”

“my hiking partner.. lean or fat?.. white or dark meat?”

“u choose, dawg”

“remember alfred j packer? this is the 129th year since his famous meal in the rocky mts...open a can of spam in rememberance ...”

“Donner party of 5, Donner party of 4, Donner party of 3...I always wanted to pull that one at a restaurant!”

“u must be bored chips..”

“Bored doesn't begin to describe how I feel. Ever since I broke up with my girlfriend a month ago, its been nothing but TV, TT, and my hand.”

“trust me chips, that is way too much information.”

“Wait until I get into my hemarrhoid problem...”

“yo chips76 - the TV has to go - it only gets in the way of backpacking and there ain't nothin' good on 'er anyway”

“I'm getting hungry I need to eat I think I will eat some hikers legs.........:)Cooked well done........:p”

“treebait, that is too funny!!
If my bping partner were already dead I would consider it I guess.”

“Typing wih one hand, agin?”

“Nope, conflict of interest.”

“Yeah I'd do it. But I aint eatin' nothin on a bun.”

“Is this another stove question?”

“Long pig, yummm!

Can anyone recommend a good BBQ sauce?”

“GS-Sweet Baby Rays rules! Or there's Maurice's out of South Carolina, if you don't mind the heavily racist ties.”

“It depends on who they were. I would have to find out what they ate and if they drank or smoked. All those things can adversely flavor my meal.”

“Do humans cause cancer?”

“No, but they're fattening”

“Probably high cholesterol, too.”

“There's no cure
There's no answer
Everything gives you cancer

(which Joe Jackson album was that?)


Well Hell... I thought the title of this thread was "Cannabisism: Yea or Nay?"

One toke over the line, Sweet Jesus...

oops -- wrong thread.


Cannibalism? Bite me!”

“I am picturing the fat slimy dude from Sat. night live”

“Do you think we taste like chicken”

“supposedly, people taste like pork, hence the "long pig" designation.

but I have no personal experience to base that on....”

“I would have but I didn't bring a stove.”

“Your Utterly Tasteless Punchline Of The Night...

(remember this one?)


Jeffery Dahlmer's got 50 gallons of hot sauce and he's headed for Waco!”

“In some African cultures (I think), immediate family members eat a bit of their dead relative before he/she gets buried. I don't remember exactly why, but I think it's to have a part of the deceased with you forever.

Cannibalism for me? That's a really really hard question...I don't ever want to be in that situation where I've to choose.”

“problems are brain degeneration due to prion infestation , parasites , hiv , due to poor cooking , and spam is so much easier to deal with as the upper arms and thighs are the only really edible portions...”

“Hmmm, I'd eat SOME of my "friends," depending how long we were out on the trail. First night, yes--plenty fresh. 7th night, yes-- carefully aged. In between, if only I had a HUGE bottle-- of scotch, for me, and HUGE bottle of Open Pit for my 'friend'!

LOL”

“Open Pit is the worst!


No. I would not. I'd walk to McDonalds. If I had no $ I'd suck ketchup packets and beg.

Speaking of begging....have you all pitched in to the breast cancer walk fund? See "save boobs save lives".”

“I would keep walking past McDonald's.

Junk food dollars support corporate terrorism world wide.”

“LMAO @ walkindude!!!”

“what is the phrase "long pig" from? a movie, right? i can't quite place it...”

“The term "long pig" comes from Polynesian cannibals.”

“Its weird when we find we like the taste of something that horrifies us. It reminds me of when I was in a small Spanish town near Pamplona. I was an honored guest at the main hotel and I was treated very well, so when I asked the waiter for the special one Saturday night.. he suggested "El special." It was great, but after I complimented the chef, I was informed that the key ingredient was bull testicles. I was a bit horrified, but next Friday night I was feeling courageous (and "loaded") so I ordered "El Special" again. This time it was awful. I complained to the waiter and asked why it was so different. He said to me:


"well Senor, last week it the bull lost."”

“yow.”

“In all seriousness, my cousin just wrote this book. They promoted her to head of the women's studies program at Vandy because of it. I'm working on talking her into visiting the tribe when I go to S. America next yr. Would that be a trip or what? I'd feel OK with it because they haven't practiced cannibalism since the '50s when the missionaries and the govt. "civilized" the tribe.”

“Hiking partner = food you don't have to carry.


Roseymonster, are you sure she's not planning on using you as a bargaining chip if they try to eat her?”

“Hee hee. I'm too stringy.”

“A good pressure cooker'd take care of that. Don't let her pack a pressure cooker.”

“Cannibal: Shall I boil the new missionary?
Chief: Of course not! He's a Friar.

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other,
"Does this taste funny to you?"

Two cannibals were sitting by a fire. The first says, "Gee, I hate my mother-in-law."
The 2nd replies, "So, try the potatoes

A cannibal student was suspended from school. ...
It seems he was buttering up his teacher”

“Is it still PC to tell cannibal jokes?

I’m not offending any cannibals, am I?”