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Cannibalism: Yea or Nay?View Messages“Whadda ya call three Lepers in a hot tub? Stew.” 11:04:38 AM 2/07/02 “toke on the trail and you get the munchies bad enough......” 11:11:28 AM 2/07/02 “Note to self: if hiking with gordon and he pulls out a doobie, start solo hiking in opposite direction as fast as I can!” 11:15:24 AM 2/07/02 "Eating Raoul" “Anybody remember that movie from the early '80's?” 11:17:23 AM 2/07/02 Eating Raoul? “Wasn't that The Mike Tyson Story?” 11:59:46 AM 2/07/02 Yummy! “  12:05:05 PM 2/07/02 If you can't beat them, eat them! “  12:09:16 PM 2/07/02 Ok. Last one. “  12:12:01 PM 2/07/02 No really... 12:22:24 PM 2/07/02 How about Motel Hell? “"It takes lots of different critters to make Farmer Vincent's fritters!"” 12:35:41 PM 2/07/02 “Oh no... the immortal "Spam as a proxy for human flesh" thread has vanished from the archives. What a great loss for TT and for civilization as a whole. I blame myself for not posting to it, and letting it slip off into oblivion.” 2:42:31 PM 2/07/02 “Chin nuts anyone?” 3:44:07 PM 2/07/02 “YAY! i hate mcdonalds food...id rather go cannabl” 8:02:22 PM 2/10/02 “There was a story in the news over the weekend of a guy in Butte, Montana having killed someone and then serving his flesh in spaghetti and stew to his neighbors. Can someone find that story? I want the recipe.” 8:24:22 PM 2/11/02 “I got to assist teaching a survival class with the CHP, they has a release you had to sign that said..."In the event of my death, I will allow the remaining survivors use my body for nourishment"....” 8:42:39 PM 2/11/02 “What, no pizza delivery in that part of town?” 8:55:37 PM 2/11/02 “Spock - It was Great Falls, Montana and the guy was a sexual predator with a history of attacks on young boys who kept getting released and eventually raped and killed a 10 year old boy and fed his remains to neighbors. Sick even by your standards.” 9:40:30 AM 2/12/02 Smells like fish - tastes like chicken “Sorry.” 8:36:04 AM 2/13/02 “Cannibalism? Bite Me!” 9:28:27 AM 2/13/02 “By SANJAY TALWANI Tribune Staff Writer -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- That Nathaniel Bar-Jonah may have fed human flesh to unsuspecting friends and neighbors could make this the most ghastly crime in Great Falls' history. What drives a person to cannibalism? Experts contacted by the Tribune gave theories ranging from early childhood trauma to simple evilness. Dr. Clancy McKenzie, professor of psychology at Capital University in Washington, D.C., worked with cannibal Gary Heidnik, a Pennsylvania man who kidnapped women, kept them locked up as sexual slaves and fed them dog food mixed with the ground-up remains of other victims. McKenzie believes such psychotic behavior nearly always is related to previous trauma, particularly in infancy. During the second half-year of life, when children are weaned from the breast, they fantasize about devouring the entire mother, McKenzie said.” 9:39:43 PM 2/13/02 “Did Dr. McKenzie ask the kids? Does the kids remember? Hogwash, I say. Write anything that couldn't be proven, and continue asking the govt' for grants to continue his "research".” 9:47:11 PM 2/13/02 “GET IN ME BELLY (Mom)!” 8:50:40 AM 2/14/02 “"Capital University"? i've never heard of that before in my life!” 9:01:23 AM 2/14/02 “Capital University is in the Capital of Ohio (methinks the story was satirical and the University was meant to be fictional)” 9:32:45 AM 2/14/02 Satire? 9:58:23 AM 2/14/02 Clancy McKenzie, M.D. - halfway down page: 10:05:25 AM 2/14/02 Ooops! 10:07:58 AM 2/14/02 “http://www.worldonline.co.za/news/news_center_020506.474055.html [Phnom Penh, May 6] - Two Cambodian crematorium workers will face charges of cannibalism after getting drunk and allegedly eating the body of a man they were supposed to cremate. |
Soung Chet, 34, and Chan Seuom, 34, allegedly ate the remains of a homeless man, identified as 25-year-old Ron, who died of a drug overdose, the Cambodia Daily newspaper said. Authorities were notified about the alleged crime after horrified villagers in northwestern Banteay Meanchey witnessed the men eating a right leg and hand with chilli salt. "When authorities arrived, officers found partial remains of Ron's severed leg near the crematorium," a police spokesman said. He said both men had confessed to cannibalism. ” 3:24:42 PM 5/06/02 “Well Done!” 3:32:21 PM 5/06/02 “I only eat vegans.” 3:49:42 PM 5/06/02 “I'm a vagitarian, myself.” 3:52:36 PM 5/06/02 “Ahh man does not live on bread alone.” 3:54:31 PM 5/06/02 “Y'ant fries wid dat?” 4:01:21 PM 5/06/02 “Uh, no. I prefer mine straight. So, this thread degenerated quickly.” 4:02:56 PM 5/06/02 “Seems to me it was a degenerate thread from jump street.” 4:06:21 PM 5/06/02 Stop me if you’ve heard this one. “A man walked into the patent office and announced “I want to patent my apples.” The guy at the office asked, “What’s so special about your apples?” “This one is a complete dinner.” he answered, “Go ahead and try.” “Wow! A beef stroganoff flavored apple. That is something!” “There’s more, turn it around and bite it” “Chocolate mousse! I can’t believe it!” exclaimed the man from the patent office. “Tell me, can you make one taste like a woman?” “Sure thing. Try this one right here”, said the man. The man from the patent office bit it and quickly spit it out. “That tastes like #&%!$!” he exclaimed. “Turn it around.”” 5:37:49 PM 5/06/02 “NFW!!!!!!!!!! Ya nice world we live in huh? 8o” 5:38:54 PM 5/06/02 “Now, Phaedrus my friend, it has truly degenerated. OFCOL!” 5:50:14 PM 5/06/02 “Thanks, but I think I'll have an orange.” 9:15:52 PM 5/06/02 “Nothing beats a good, old-fashioned tuna facial.” 9:21:33 PM 5/06/02 “You are what you eat, as they say... Here's a great time-saver: Block that kick! Aren't you a bit old to believe in Leprechauns? I'm a frayed knot. Good evening, ladies. So just eat the noodles. I rang the doorbell, didn't I! Some guy wanted to know if the coast was clear. No, but the guy before you was. What are you trying to do lady, make me sick? The potato goes in front. I'll keep an eye out for you. Thank God. I thought you said "turn around". You're gonna hate Tuesdays. No stupid. You ride the camel to town. Your problem is you have a weak stomach. After five years, your job still sucks. OK, but you're gonna get really bad headaches. Some can tell' em and some can't. Oh no. The last time I did that, I took a bogey. You know, we do taste like chicken. We had so much fun at the zoo, I thought I'd take them to a movie tonight. Never did find that part. Just put it on my bill. I just don't think I can take 67 more of them. I don't know about the other two, but the one in the middle looks Willie Nelson. I suppose I could, the phone is right next to the bed. Give me a beer and a mop. Break's over, back on your heads. They've got Kaiser. $20, same as downtown. I'm only gonna show you this one more time. Can't I just do it 'til I need glasses? After two days, she could open her left eye. Hare-lip, hare-lip! He/She wanted out, too. All I could see was dat Po' L'il Monkey tryin' to put de cork back in! No. He thinks he's Arnold Palmer. You think we should have told him where the rocks were? I can see your house from here. Well, if it's anything like doin' it with a kangaroo, we'll need plenty of room. He says he has no idea where the money is. I said, "Yeah, I'd like a little head". OK, where's the old woman with the bad tooth? Why the long face? Where's the "bartender"? If you help me find my keys, we can just drive outta here. Madam, could you pass a test like that? There's White Out all over your monitor. So she joined a country club. How do you give shoulders? Hurt? Of course I'm hurt. It's been three days. He hasn't called, or sent flowers, or anything. . . . That was an echo. One. you got a problem with that? Drained Wops keep falling on my head. "Diesel fitter" He makes his own lunch. You don't eat a pig that nice all at once. Oh no man. It say, "Welcome to Jamaica - have a nice day." Here, hold the gun while I take a swig. What can I get for a rib? Even Caruso had to clear his throat. Who cares? You don't have a leg to stand on. Hop on. Well, I don't know where you've been. But, I see you've won First Prize! Do you want to buy a toothbrush? I couldda saved Mom. Next time, take the club outta your mouth. I lost the cork! (I'm sure I missed a few)” 9:25:20 PM 5/06/02 “Well Chief, either you're going to have to reel out more hose or stand closer to the fire. I pointed toward the pasture, asked "Does that look like yours?" and she hit me in the throat with a 5-iron.” 9:32:24 PM 5/06/02 “Tilt, did you just call me a pu$$y? :D” 9:38:04 PM 5/06/02 “Nah... I called you a Tuna, LOL” 11:06:48 PM 5/06/02 “Tell 'em Charlie sentcha!” 11:10:42 PM 5/06/02 “Tilt are you ok????? 8o” 4:52:50 AM 5/07/02 “I'm as okay as I ever am, LOL” 9:45:18 AM 5/07/02 “Did we all go to the same high school? Jeez!” 11:05:14 AM 5/07/02 “Hey this is a goll darn backpacking site ain't it!!!! So lets keep the posts relevant. One major pro: Its not exactly lightweight, but we are talking about self-transporting food. Con: Appropriate food prep equipment can be heavier than several days worth of traditional back packing food.” 11:23:17 AM 5/07/02 “Just how much does a crematorium weigh, anyhow?” 11:24:40 AM 5/07/02
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