Hike vs Work Dilemma

“You are a peach tarp. Are you sure you aren't bacpac?

My kids tell me I'm gay all the time.

FYI (not that you deserve it) my presence at work is clock dependent, my production only moderately so, and has a great deal of flexibility. It takes a matter of seconds to check a message and write a short response.

At the end of the day, I'm proud of my work. That's what matters.”

“=^..^=”

“don't just complain to your management, offer solutions to or ideas around the concerns you have. it shows you have put thought into the situation and are not just offering a knee-jerk reaction.”

“Haven't you guys seen the movie Office Space? Its the slacker guy who gets promoted! Its all about appearances!”

“Bacpac and Tarpie have me feeling a little defensive, so it must be so. Thanks for all of the constructive responses. Ta ta!”

“I hate that!”

“I made you feel defensive? Hell you spent all day surfin the internet. You should feel guilty, but not because of me.”

“Not blaming you for anything, in fact I must thank you. I was still able to accomplish more in my day than any of my colleagues, including a great discussion on work ethics. It'll come in handy when I'm the boss. ;-)”

“No time for lunch, about an hour's worth of work left at the end of the day, but it was worth it.”

“Hey you don't have to explain yourself to us. We know how much productivity this place can suck out of a person.”