WOOF!

“hiya! im a new trail puppy!

i just went on me first twip it was sooo fun. I wents swimming and running....*whimpers* my little pawsis got sore tho...how i stop that from happening next time?
My mommy was sooo sad i was hurting?”

“wait until you're a little older and used to it and your paws won't hurt. don't try the booties, they fall off.”

“wells how olds i gotta be? im um 10 months old...yup yup”

“my dog never had a problem on a trip before. i walked him in the woods at the park a lot before i ever took him anywhere we couldn't just go home from real easily. im the one with sore paws usually and he looks at me with that im gonna leave you behind look.”

“what kind of puppy are you anyway/”

“im a good ol mutt...im black n white...mama says im real pretty”

“you'll be fine, just practice walkin in the woods for little bits if it hurts when you walk for a long time”

“hopes so..wants to go with her new mommy all over the places :)”

“You people are weird”

“Watch out for Sarabelle.. she'll sniff your butt!”

“It's just another day on Trail Talk...”

“I think someone needs to take you hunting!!!”

“Who's yer Daddy?”

“For once I agree with swinger. The talking dog bit is lame. Maybe I should create a character call myass. I might enjoy watching some of these folks talking to myass.”

“That would be redundant, *G*”

“well lappy, you ain't no sarabelle, and besides, the bit's already been done, done very well, and you're lame at it. Leave the doggy commentary to sarabelle.”

“Wow I am gone one day and we have a new TT member.....:)

I hope you get to smell lots of trees while being in the woods my friend...:)

And one more thing smelling butts is a no no....:}”

“I think Sarabelle has earned the rights to be the exclusive pooch on Trail Talk. Sorry Lappy. Hope you have many happy tails...I mean tRails.”

“Go Sarabelle!!!

Besides Lappy may turn out to be a crotch sniffer.”

“Sarabelle wannabe.”

“sniffs the air...


Hmmmm...i think i smell a troll.”

“hey whats wrong with sniffing crotches?”

“LOL vyxtryx....:)”

“lappy didn't last long”

“You are prolly a perty good girl.

I will give you some recomminations:

First -
get good mussels...
EXENCISE!
ressel ressel ressel!
Resselin is prolly the BEST exencise you can do. Do you got a bruther and sisster that you can ressel with? Mebbe the nother dog that lives across the rode that can visit yer yard and ressel?

If not, you culd prolly ressel a kittykitty to but it aint as good a exencise tho.

Resselin is a good praktiss for fightin bares to.

Do you got a pakpak? Put a kittykitty in yer pakpak and walk aroun in the yard. That is a good way to get good walkin mussels. I wuld do that with Skinny Kenny befor he got the nother job gettin rats at the nother farm. I got gooood walkin mussels.

The nother portent theeng is relaxxin. You got to relaxx to. Does yer mama got good poots? Ast yer mama to do gooood poots when you are relaxxin on the cowch at yer hous cuz it is helfy roma therrapy. It is good in the truk and the tent to.

Yer feet will be ok when you get big. You are jus a leetle kid and yer feet are like leetle sissys still but they will get good.

That is all I can say.

I hope we can go walkin in the woods and sleepin in the woods some times.

By.”

“I think I'd rather hike with Sarabelle and Lappy.”

“Not another one of these! ARGHHH!”

“An' Brer Fox, he lay low.”

“Is Tarpy annoyed?

Here, puppy!”

“Go 'Belle! Your a pisser!”

“...we won't get into that just now.”

“poots are helfy roma therrapy? LMAO”

“Now this is my kind of thread.

I copied Sarabelle's post and titled it "Sarabelle's Invisible Hiking Tips".”

“Should I close the white font?

NAH...”

“We do not speak your language alien. Do not look at me with those sad eyes, drooling from the lips and expect me to serve you. I know not what you speak. Alien”