this maybe a wierd question...

“Hey is it true that bears will attack women if they are haveing their monthly visitor?
i have been told i should stay out of bear country during that time. So should i?”

“I've heard the same thing...but don't know if it's true!”

“i know popnfreshes farts can kill a forest...”

“A WHOLE forest????”

“yeah....he chared my tent too....now he has to sleep outside the tent...dont let that boy eat ribs beans or steak”

“This myth has been around for quite some time. It has no merit. If it was true don't you think it would be posted at all trailheads in Yosemite. There has never been a documented case of such bear behavior.

... but if it does happen, run into your tent. The bear will think it's a cave and possibly belong to another bear.”

“I can't bear to think of the grizzly consequences.”

“sick buddur....sick......


~begins to protest~
NO BAD PUNS NO BAD PUNS!”

“Although this site claims bears are "extremely attracted to women during their menstrual cycle." This study debunks the notion as myth.”

“Sounds fishy to me.”

“I pity the bear that screws with my wife when the tide is high!
Ursa beware!”

“Now that is funny....:)Poppinfresh could keep the bears away with his farts...:)”

“Ditto to what joshman said!!!”

“someone told me that its the grizzlies that attack because of that...not the black bears”

“How can they prove that?”

“I read somewhere this myth was started way back in the 60's. I think 2 gals were attacked in the Smokies of Yosemite (maybe) and turns out one of them were "at that time of the month". So, speculations and rumours started flying.”

“Then thats all it is just rumours.Becuase I think they would find it hard to get someone to see if a bear would come and get them if it was that time of the month ya know what I mean.”

“Yeah, well maybe, but I still have the brochure handed out at the entrance to Petert Lougheed Provincial Park in Kananaskis that warns against sexual activity and menstruating women. We saw two grizzlies that trip and while beautiful, it was a sobering experience - they are BIG. Don't take a chance girls, see your doctor and take the pill.”

“According to the link that Big Coop posted, a wise precaution in bear country would be to carry tampons soaked in beef fat. If charged by a bear, simply toss one into the woods. They'll leave you alone and go after the tampon.

There is evidence that Polar Bears are attracted to 'that' scent though.”

“I theenk it smells perty good my self. I gess a bare wuld theenk it smelled perty good to.

It is specslly good if ther is a good stinky butt byside the stinky cooter.

Some times I get a good stinky cooter but I wash it with liks. Butt to.

Poppyfresh can sleep in my tent any time. Poots are the goooood roma therrapy!

Ummmmmmm - steeeeeeenkeeeeeee!
(o:3”

“talk about scratch and sniff!”

“Bears are not an EARTHLY SPECIES but are actually Arcturians. The scent of a woman in estrus is an OVERWHELMING ATTRACTANT for these creatures as their goal is the creation of an Arcturian/human species on this planet. They are PATHOLOGICALLY DRIVEN toward total biological control of the UNIVERSE!”

“Is the bear attack more dangerous than a woman on PMS?

I'll think I'll take my chances with the rampaging bear.”

“Wow! talk about bad choices! A bear attack or a PMS'ing Goddess Woman! Kinda like asking if I want a pin or a needle through my eye”

“They used to have stickers that smelled like that...:)

Scratch and sniff and you can tell.”

“hey i never had gas in your tent and you never made me sleep outside! and i beleve you had more gas than our propane stove.”

“AND I DONT STINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dont S C R E W with my TRAIL NAME!!!!”

“yeah you do bro....after eating ribs and beans?????

Trust me....never get in a car with this dude after hes eaten a big meal”

“dont listen to her”