“Why the heck does everything get twisted around in here? Farts Beer Drunkeness........

YOU PPL ARE SICK AND TWISTED!


so why do i like you all so much?

-dazed and confussed-”

“Lots of people talking, but few of them know...the soul of a woman was created below.”

“"High School girls...mmm...I keep getting older..and they stay the same age!!"

That's one of my fave D&C quotes!!

Look at a dollar bill...there's some crazy stuff on it...and it's green maaan


Check you later!”

“come join us nuts...”

“Being wild and crazy is fun.It's always been a part of my life.”

“But MY students chose my TT nick-name - beat that!”

“Led Zeppelin.”