Abtronics

“Is anyone else sick of these commercials? I want to shoot the TV everytime one of these commercials or that mouth breather from Dell pops on the tube.

Who has an abtronics? What did it feel like the first time you put it on your crotch? Come on, no one is really buying this to put on their stomach are they?”

“Then you can do a gear review and tell us all how it feels. They claim it will reduce your gut 2" do you really want to put it on your johnson....you might come up short! LOL!!!”

“I'll bet anti-Electro Magnetic Radiation folks quiver everytime they see those commercials. In 20 years there'll prolly be a prevalence of abdominal cancer, but nobody will know why because there'll still not be a direct link between EMR and cancer.”

“If electricity were the key to fitness, I have 2% body fat.”

“I know someone who bought one. A girl that I work with. I just nodded and said, "I can't WAIT to see how it works!" I've never known anyone else who ordered something so dumb.”

“I didn't buy it- but I think they use a similiar technology in sports medicine for therapy-
and I think it was used in some spinal cord situations where the
doctors were trying to create good muscles "work"-”

“Low-voltage electricity is used to stimulate muscles in healing but I really doubt that it would be considered excercise.”