TREE HUGGING DIRT WORSHIPPER

“I saw this on a bumper sticker while I was at Adventure 16. But, I couldn't find the car's owner in the store to ask where they got it. Anybody know where I can get one for my own car?”

“You can go to any sign shop an have them make one.

You can tell them what you want of your own design, and its CHEAP!”

“YAY ANOTHER TREE HUGGER! WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Hippys rule!”

“Go you Tree-Huggers!!!

Ha ha.......whooppee!!!”

“I like trees.....:)”

“is barefoot and always hugging trees...likes to squish in the mud
teehee”

“How do you get the sap out of your clothing?”

“One of my favorite bumper stickers was on a lumberjacks pick-up...

If you are against cuttin' trees for paper try wipin' your @ss with plastic.”

“Just Wonderin'...

For how many milions of years did man exist before the invention of toilet paper?”

“whats toilet paper?”

“Moss......”

“Remind me not to shake hands with you guys, LOL”

“Use your hand....:)”

“Hemp is the real deal.”

“Now where are you going to get that while out on the trail?”

“There's another bone-head logger sticker that reads,
"Earth First, We'll Log The Other Planets Later"

Those guys are the first ones screwed by the timber companies when the trees are gone.

How about,
"Thanks For The Corporate Welfare That Keeps Our Industry Alive"”

“That'd be a pretty big bumper sticker... I might need a bigger truck, *G*

The one I have says "Support Search & Rescue: GET LOST!"”

“I have a bumpersticker that says CAT: THE OTHER WHITE MEAT!

Who wants recipes?”

“I don't think I could get past the hair balls.

How's about a nice cat casserole?”

“Who was that stand-up comedian... ? He said he finally gave up tequila because he woke up one morning and coughed up a furball. He looked over in the corner and the cat was lookin' Really Clean...”

“"I brake for hippies...it's easier to get a good run at 'em that way!"”

“Norm McDonald, yeah...”

“I used to have a bumper sticker:

WARNING! I speed up to run down little animals.

Still wish I had it.”

“Markar-

You can buy it here for $1.50.”

“I want one of THOSE!
That will look nice with my < "fish"!!!

Some of these guys could use a "Wallace" sticker.......”

“"Dip Me In Honey And Throw Me To The Lesbians"?

wow.”

“Pave the world, I say! Tree huggers and their stupid ordinances are a pain!”

“Oh, sorry, I was just thinking about my job security. Trees are good in my book, honest! :)”

“The best thing you can do for a forest is to manage density and maintain a mosaic of structures and composition.

The best way to accomplish this is harvesting timber.”

“Ain't nothing like the real thing, baby!

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“weirdness..........”

“Trees need love too...:)”

“I love trees.

I want to take care of them by taking them from the cold snowy woods and put them someplace nice and warm -- like in the walls of my house or wrapped around a cardboard tube and hung them in my bathroom.”

“That is a strange way of looking at it.”

“and when we are done using the trees we can return them where they came from by placing them back in the ground -- at your local landfill.”

“Dominion over the earth, huh?”

“All species in the ecosystem have a right to interact with and utilize the other components of the ecosystem for specie survival. Humans are an integral part of the ecosystem, thus humans have the same rights as any other animal to utilize resources.”

“All species in the ecosystem have a right to interact with and utilize the other components of the ecosystem for species survival.....

Based on what?

.....until a greater force obstructs or stops that interaction, such as laws or an ape with a bigger stick.

What if a human is not part of a local ecosystem and attemps to "interact" or lay waste to that local ecosystem?

Is that against the rules?
What rules?”

“Humans are a part of every ecosystem in North America. I cannot think of any ecosystem in the world that did not evolve with at least some human presence or interaction. Please advise if you know of any.

Mountain lions and grizzlies are also a part of their respective ecosystems. When they attack backpackers they are utilizing the available resources. We also have the right to self-defense.”

“Mid-ocean hydrothermal vent ecosystem.”

“Violin -- maybe. I didn't think of that one.

On the other hand -- ecosystems are continually evolving and changing; dynamic, never static. Now that humans are visiting mid-ocean hydrothermal vents with deep submersibles, one can argue they are evolving with humans present.”

“Thank you Violin

Hmmmm, Hetch Hetchy Valley?”

“Then again, there is Aqua-man and the Creature from the Black Lagoon, so humanoids were there all along.”

“lol”

“Na na!

gordon's no tree-hugger

He's a tree-mugger!”