Here we go again

“WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Attorney General John Ashcroft on Tuesday called on "all Americans to be on the highest state of alert" after an FBI warning of a possible imminent terrorist attack.

The FBI issued a terrorism alert Monday night for authorities to be on the lookout for a man from Yemen or Saudi Arabia and more than a dozen of his associates who may be planning an attack on U.S. interests in the United States or Yemen as early as Tuesday.

Speaking at a meeting of police chiefs in San Antonio, Texas, Ashcroft said the FBI alert was based on information garnered from U.S. military forces in Afghanistan and from interviews with detainees at the U.S. naval base in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.

He said citizens should "report anything suspicious" to the proper authorities.

The only thing "suspicious" are the constant bogus warnings from Ashcroft which are nothing more than diversions to take the public's attention away Enron misdoings by Dubya.”

“What else is new.”

“Well, at least this time they have photos of the alleged terrorists.”

“You guys are truly pathetic..The fact that GBED takes the time to look this crap up and then post his little comment at the end..shows that he lacks any personal life what so ever....”

“Explain...I don't see the connection...Just because he wants to start a dialogue doesn't mean GBED doesn't have a personal life. So, you're here...does that mean you (and other TT'ers) have no life either?”

“Yes”

“I have a life.....:P”

“Where is the dialog?”

“just someone's cheeks flapping in the wind”

“Notice this announcement coincides with the ELF/ALF ecoterrorism hearings in Congress?”

“If you are terrified of Ashcroft (or Nader for that matter), does that make him a terrorist?”

“I am terrified of Ashcroft, and I don't think he's a terrorist, I hear he is working on getting a porn czar appointed again! Please leave the porn alone Mr. Ashcroft!”

“donman,

I got both volumes of the Meese Commission report when our college library put them on the "discard" shelf. Never know when you might need a reference set like that!”

“Ed Meese!

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAhhahaahaahahahha...

I remember seeing him on CNN that Friday, supposedly blowing the whistle on Iran/Contra, but what he actually did was alert Ollie to Start Shredding! LOLOLOL”

“Wow! I saw Frontline lastweek on "American Porn". It was actually pretty fascinating! I wonder when history is gonna start repeating itself on this topic”

“Vol. II of the Meese Commission report on pornography has 112 pages of alphabetical listings of the titles of "dirty" magazines, books, and movies, most of which would not make it past Matt's language filter. Then comes 131 pages of narrative description of particular materials that were used as "exhibits," including key scenes in Deep Throat and Debbie Does Dallas, complete with dialogue. Your government money at work.”

“Ashcroft also draped the statue of lady justice.

Everyone knows seeing a marble carving of a breast starts you descending into that long degeneration of a pornographer.”

“Ya ok.....:)”

“So you TT sheeple see no connection between the fact that my boy Ashcroft sets out some bogus news bait on Feb. 12th..... the very same day that my good ol' buddy Kenny Lay is taking the 5th on Capitol Hill. You don't think that's suspicious?

EXCELLENT!!!

My approval ratings are still up there at 80%. Oh, I get high with a little help from my friends.


The Evildoer record:

Avoids draft by getting into the Reserves ahead of hundreds of others.

Does cocaine during his 30's, calling it "youthful indiscretion".

DUI... never admits it to the voters.

Steals election from American people.

Enron evildoings.

Etc, etc, etc.

Approval rating above 80%.....

Gog Bless America... the STUPID.”

“Christian scriptures say Jesus will return to make everlasting peace after a cataclysmic war between the biblical armies of Gog and Magog at Armageddon in the Holy Land.

Thanks to Dubya... gog is near.”

“I think I counted over 10 new names today on TT what the heck????

The woods are alive with trolls!

How to stop them?Find them and end them!If you take the case and you find a way to end the reign of the trolls you will get the prize of a lifetime.

The prize is..........

POST FREE AND DEAL WITH NO TROLLS!!!!

8)”

“hey lighten up CMB,

its Halloween,

he, he, hehahahahhhahah

”

“PsycoPathman?”

“OK I guess!!!!!!!!!!

Neeed to draw some blood!

8)”

“"I think I counted over 10 new names today"

Ran out of fingers at 10, heh?

LOL

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"I think I counted"

Come on, Mike! I'm 70 and entitled to make statements like that. But you're too young. Either you counted them or you did not count them!

LOL

This must be April 1st, not October 31st.”

“Dear, dear Crazy Mike,

Just close your eyes and repeat this word over and over while taking slow, deep breaths: "Muggle"

Sincerely,

Albus”

“I think you need to create CrazyMikeBreaksBacks”

“Thats pretty funny!

70 is not old!

Old is when you cannot walk or do anything anymore!

8)”

“I like that!

Ya break them BREAK THEM!!!!!

8p”

“Crazy Mike Hunch Back”

“Naaa thats ok I am trying to think of a real insane one.....

8o”

“Just brainstorming, and my brain is..well, psycho.”

“keep it down in here.”

“Hey, the trolls are behaving better than the regulars!?!

What up wit dat?”