Man, this board is dead without...

“OMG GROANx10!

And one would think when he asked for lots and lots of water the first time that he would have to repeat it so many times!”

“I think I'll probably light a fire tomorrow evening. I've got quite a collection of junkmail credit card applications to burn.

Hey Strat! Is it time to piss on the fire and call the dog, yet?”

“Tilt make sure you send the empty envelopes back to them. The companies will have to pay for the postage if the envelopes are used.”

“I need a big rubber stamp that says 'REFUSED' or 'Return To Sender'... <G>”

“sorry tilt, i just drained the ole lizard not 10 minutes ago......it'll have to wait a half hour or so...”

“I like costing them money!!!”

“What? No Jihad's here? I thought Stratdood was good for a couple!”

“JIHAD JUNKMAIL!”

“I knew Soddom was a live!”

“That's more like it.”

“Eveyone just needs a little Saddam in ther lives. Just ask my 25 wives!”

“Dang...25 wives...if each of them started their period a day apart...you'd be living in PMS hell!”

“No, I just replace them when that time comes. It's the will of the people.”

“Little did you know that I'm one of the hottest smut novel writers in the Arab world. A fact that only a few know!”

“Sometimes the threads line up Just Right ----



Man, this board is dead without...

turduckin”

“LOL Tilt.”

“Eveyone just needs a little Saddam in ther lives.
Saddam
12:00:12 AM
11/29/03

If I were you I wouldn't be braggin' on just how little you are!”

“dang - I guess I'll have to add saddam to the list of euphemisms”

“btw what do ya'll think it should go on the list as :

1.) saddam
2.) little ol saddam
3.) sadam the pig fcuker

vote early and vote often”

“LOL@ HOI”

“Don’t ya know Dub that people tend to surf only when they can get paid for it. It is funny as hell everyday about 3PM the traffic here drops to NOTHING because everyone’s cramming at the end of the day to get something, ANYTHING done so the boss don’t know they’ve been screwing off all day. If employers would run a tighter ship on surfing the GNP would nearly double.

Hell, just think of how much time Violin and Phead spend searching for Bush conspiracy theories alone (much less trying to argue them into truth)! Just look at the amount of time Laqutis spends in Wesley Clark chatrooms. Look at how long Stratdude spends checking out new psychotropic drugs. Look how long I spend hunting free porn…Oh wait, I’m at home.”

“Nigal, you wingnut, stop trying to enforce political ideological borders!”

“You'll go blind!”

“not to worry. I won't clooging up yer bandwith any longer.

signing off.....”

“Don’t ya know Dub that people tend to surf only when they can get paid for it. It is funny as hell everyday about 3PM the traffic here drops to NOTHING because everyone’s cramming at the end of the day to get something, ANYTHING done so the boss don’t know they’ve been screwing off all day. If employers would run a tighter ship on surfing the GNP would nearly double.

Nigal


You do have a point here Nigal. I do notice a lot of posting in the morning during the workday. It does tend to die off until about 6pm....hmmm....where does one go about getting one of these jobs with internet access and no supervision?”

“My wife is an office manager and from what she tells me it is almost considered a fringe benefit and her company won't do anything unless someone complains about abuse. They almost act like they'd be too mean to take it away.

Phucking spoiled kids.”

“A lot of companies are that way Nigal. I used to work for one,,,, ahhhhh wait,,, they are in Chap 11 now.

Hmmmm wonder if there was a connection.”

“after i stopped posting, our state became the most profitable division of our company.

hmmm...”