Nigal Sux

“I said a prayer for Mutt.”

“But Nigal, don't you watch southpark... they play stupid games!”

“Oh no! I've been cursed! Thanks a lot bacpac.”

“And you don't think that after a few thousand years and a few million burnt pagans all this religious tolerance isn't getting just a bit tedious?”

“Who you callin' burnt?

bacpac put some mojo on Mutt?

Poor doggie!”

“Oh yeah... I fergot that it was Nigal's idea to start this thread in the first place. Man that guy really su errr... has an odd sense of humor.
I guess I got no bussiness harumphing about someone resurrecting it.”

“Somebody needs to read Acts 15. There are only three requirements of the Gentiles.”

“1 - for tha money
2 - for tha #&%!$es
3 - to get ready

Oh wait, there are 4...

And 4 - to hit tha switches”

“Switchin' what?


Teams?”

“So, it appears that Nigal is battin' for the other team, huh?”

“Tarp Rat-ta-tat-tat
Tarp Rat-ta-tat-tat-tat
Never hesitate to put a nigal on his bAAAAAAAAAAACK!”

“""Somebody needs to read Acts 15. There are only three requirements of the Gentiles.
BS"

I gotta laugh there BS - Nigal is trying to do what he feels Jewish law requires of gentiles. Acts jess happens to be in the wrong testament to provide enlightment on that score.

I also gotta laugh at Nigal's chutzpah for noting irony in there being a Nigal Sux thread! He wanted one! (and believe it or not, the "I love this guy" thread title was not meant literally!)”

“Testaments?

I think that belongs on the "Testy Festy" thread.”

“No Thomas, you're thinking of Testa-mints.”

“So I guess Nigal is denouncing Christ? You can go to hell for that ya'know!”

“"Somebody needs to read Acts 15. There are only three requirements of the Gentiles."

It doesn’t seem all together accurate to assume that someone’s differing views are based on ignorance. I have read Acts 15 as well as the rest of the NT extensively.”

“Wow guys back it off a bit. Religion is like underwear…it’s a personal thing. Some people like Violin prefer whitey tighties. I personally like the thong. As long as we don’t go pushin’ our personal undies onto each other, it’s all good. Believe it or not Mutt but I technically fall into TWO of the three western religions. According to some movements of Islam (Mutazillah) I am also a Muslim in the strictest sense.”

“Then you must realize that these are the end times Nigal... you must realize that Revelations is unfolding before you. War in the Middle East, plague (i.e. SARS), everyone has to have a number (not yet 666, but soon to come)... the evil ones writhe and thrash each other to music in satanic rituals... REPENT NOW!”

“I am also a Muslim in the strictest sense

TERRORIST!”

“I think Nigal is full of #&%!$ in the strictest sense!”

“I suck, I'm going to hell AND I'm full of #&%!$? Could this day get any worse?

How so Tarpypoo?”

“Holy cow!

Are you into that Kabbalah stuff too Nigal?

How else would you know about my underwear?”

“I swear to God!!!!!!!!”

“I did not care what religion you used to be and I don't care now. That was not meant as a put down just that nobody's religion or lack of it matters to me.”

“Nigal, ever heard the saying that either you think Jesus is the son of God, or you think he was a nut?”

“So it's only one or the other? That's a bit narrow don't ya think?”

“I'm still freaked out about your knowledge of my underwear!”

“It's just not logical Nigal...”

“Nigal --

I meant to post this here . . .but left it over on the "Peace Marchers" thread together with a message for Tilt:


Nigal --


I am going to assume a lion's share of the credit (a little "eating the xians" humour there) . . .for your conversion from a follower of Christ to one who is simply waiting for the messiah.

I will assume that my haranguing you about the essential evil, immorality and fiction of the christian religion some . . .what was it . . .5 years six years . . .ago on this forum was what planted the seeds of your partial awakening (I say partial becuase it seems as though you are foolish enough to still believe in some form of higher power (beside me that is).



I'll make a pagan out of you yet!”

“Wow, I'm sorry I missed that, lee.

How about an encore?”

“You'll have to be a bit more forth coming Tarp.

Lee-

I must admit that there are times when I find myself in a situation that I just don't know to do. But then I look down and see my "WWLD?" (What Would Lee Do?)bracelet and things become crystle clear as to the solution. You are a great inspiration to me. 8)”

“ROTFLMAO!


Thanks . . . I needed that!





PS: Always remember these simple guidelines:

1.When posting anonymously on the web:

slash, burn, insult, wield superior intellect (or at least dillusions thereof)and generally degrade your opponent with vicious personal insults

When in person (e.g. "real life"):

Smile, be personable and charming”

“ROTFLMAO!


Thanks . . . I needed that!





PS: Always remember these simple guidelines:

1.When posting anonymously on the web:

slash, burn, insult, wield superior intellect (or at least dillusions thereof)and generally degrade your opponent with vicious personal insults

When in person (e.g. "real life"):

Smile, be personable and charming”

“ROTFLMAO!


Thanks . . . I needed that!





PS: Always remember these simple guidelines:

1.When posting anonymously on the web:

slash, burn, insult, wield superior intellect (or at least dillusions thereof)and generally degrade your opponent with vicious personal insults

When in person (e.g. "real life"):

Smile, be personable and charming”

“Not only that Violin, but can you picture him in his thong and beanie cap ......... or thang and turbin?????

shew”

“ROTFLMAO!


Thanks . . . I needed that!





PS: Always remember these simple guidelines:

1. When posting anonymously on the web:

slash, burn, insult, wield superior intellect (or at least dillusions thereof)and generally degrade your opponent with vicious personal insults

2. When in person (e.g. "real life"):

Smile, be personable, charming and engaging . . .all the while plotting what you will say in #1 above.


It'll get you through most family, work and social settings.”

“Wow . . . a threesome (not my first mind you . . .but that's another story).


Hey . .stayed tuned and read the last of the three . .. it had a decent punch line”

“I guess my prayer was not answered.

He is still posting.”

“lmao bacpac”

“Oh come one bacpac, I'm not that bad. I argued more eloquently for the Iraq war than most here. I've also thoroughly laid to waste the moral relativists' arguments on the issue of Israel/Palestine. That has to win me some points?”

“thang = thong”

“You're freaked out ViOliN? Imagine how I feel finding out that he and I wear the same underwear! Freaky dude, truly freaky.”

“Hopefully not at the same time”

“I also like dual funtioning gear so at night I use the thong as a mini balaclava. Silk is warm and the smell keeps the mozzies away from my head.”

“You learnt that from Darrel, din't cha?”

“Kewl! Mutt is trying to win points from Bacpac.

This has been a very entertaining thread. I blush with embarassment knowing that I did not cheer its resurrection.”

“Yeah, everybody loves Nigal. And of course, I'm sure he sux in a very positive way...”

“It's OK ped. Self deprication is one of the greatest styles of humor (puns a close second). Now if I could nail both of them and make fun of myself using puns. I've been pointed at and laughed at all my life.”

“Nigal, are you ever going to make it out west?

I would probably take time off without pay to experience a week in the mountains with you.

Would you bring Darrel? or would he have to stay home?”

“See what happens when you make fun of God???

thebackpacker Crashes!!!

Mutt - You better repent while you still have the time.”