Nigal Sux

“And you're user name gets disabled!”

“Hey Bobo, I'm tight with God. She fully supports my campaign to rid the world of organized religion.”

“Oh no Mutt, how could you?
Oh Goddess how could you?
I thought you were a monohumanist!!

And Nigal how could you be so offensive to Christian sensitivity - joking about nailing people!”

“"Nigal, are you ever going to make it out west?"

As a fatter of macts Chief I'm going to Cabo San Lukas this fall. Dirtbag has to stay home. The FFA has banned him due to his accute flatulence problem and besides, he don't get along too well with foreigners.

That was NOT an intended pun Ped. I had not even seen that. I try to be sensitive to other's religions and not "cross" that line.”

“lol@pedxing. I never said I didn't believe in a higher power, so to speak.
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“Searched the web for monotheism. Results 1 - 10 of about 80,200. Search took 0.13 seconds.

Wow over 80,000 references to montheism and none to monohumanism... how unfair is that!?

Searched the web for neologism. Results 1 - 10 of about 14,900. Search took 0.12 seconds.”

“so tell me what you mean by monohumanist?”

“I was being glib, but if a monotheist is a human who takes one God to be their God and has no other God's before that God... then a monohumanist God (or Goddess) would take one human to be their human, and have not other human before that human.”

“Nigal - I didn't think the pun was intended - I was just being silly.”

“Q: How many Pagans does it take to screw in a light bulb?”

“A; None

Pagans don't screw in lighbulbs, they screw in circles or pentagrams.”

“Good one. I'm a little slow today. I thought it was yet another belief system I hadn't hear of.”

“I don't know Ped...Beltane is coming up soon. When Pagan's will likely screw in anything...
moohahaaa
;D


I think I might be a monocaninist. My world revolves around PatchyG. Sad, I know...”

“I hope ole Patchy is doing well.... she is definitely worthy of devotion.”

“Hay Patchy!
Do you member Sarabelle?
I member you!
I will see you agin and you can meet my hubsand Gissmo.


Anyways -
WHER IS DERTY DARREL?!

Prolly hidin unner the bed or byhind the cowch with pee pannys cuz he is a SKEERDY CHIKKEN!

He dont never go on tt walks and sleeps cuz he knos if I never see him he will get RESSELD UP PERTY GOOD!

And I got a hubsand now that will RESSEL HIM UP PERTY GOOD TO!

O! I want to say cusses!”

“"Self deprication is one of the greatest styles of humor (puns a close second)."
Nigal
10:43:11 AM
04/10/03 [italics added]

Ouch!! Doesn't that hurt!? I never saw the humor in emmasculation or self mutilation.

Try self deprecation - its easier and less permanent.”

“You say "tomato" I say "Aw phuck it!". LOL!”

“LOL! ... how could I resist after your praise of punnery.”

“You’ll get a kick out of this one Ped. I almost got myself kicked of a Palm Pilot board. A Palm board! They use the EZBoard system and my signature was an animated Bart Simpson mooning you and the line, “I’ll give up my Palm when they pry it from my dead, cold fingers!” The admin told me they were getting complaints and to change it or else. Sheesh! Talk about the driest buncha sourpusses! I told him I don’t wear any pants at all when I’m talking to Palm support on the phone and what’s the problem with fake, cartoon brief nudity? Computer nerds are funny!”

“LOL! Not exactly a wild and crazy bunch eh?

I like it that there are different kinds of places on the web with a different sensibilities. Of course, I gravitate to the craziness of TT, even if I sometimes need a break.”

“I have been meaning to say what a wonderful thing it is to see this thread on the board these days. Nigal is "Mr. Sux" numero uno, in my books.


Hi, Nigal!”

“Hi,

My name is Tarp Rat...

I have been on this board since it began... I started many a thread and helped many people with choosing the right gear (TNF). And I left the board in 2001 because many of the threads became racist after 9-11 and I felt that I no longer wanted to associate with these people. I recently came back and started to voice my opinions about the current crisis in Iraq. I know many people disagree with me, and that's fine! However, I should be allowed to state my views just as everyone else. I was recently banned from the board, my IP disabled. I was told this was because of my off-topic posting, but this is a false claim because the threads I was posting to were completely off topic and unrelated to backpacking in the first place. I just wanted to say that this is unfair. Have a nice day… and let the games begin!

;-o”

“Tarpy, I came to the realization that while I can’t control what others say or do my reaction to their statements DOES make a difference. People will not like us and the things we say for one reason or another no matter how hard we try to please everyone. We just have to move on. Stating your feelings and why you feel that way is all together different than posting a blue streak in #36 font, in red making insults. Personally, in comparison to what others post (myself in cluded), I don’t think you should have been banned. If this makes me a d i c k munching crack baby just let know. 8)

Yeah Ped, I just don’t get geek humor (if there is such a thing).

A doctor and a computer tech were discussing the merits of having a mistress. The doctor said, “It just gets too messy. The lying, the getting busted, the divorce, losing half of all your property. It’s just not worth it.” The computer tech said, “Oh man! It’s the best thing that ever happened to me. The wife thinks I’m with the other woman, the other woman thinks I’m at home with my wife and I get to spend all night with my computer!””

“Sux redux.”

“Women have no place being on the trail without a man. Oh, and Corona sucks!

There we go. The seed is planted. You wanna piece 'o me? Come on!

8P"
Nigal
09:59:29 AM


i think this speeks for it's self.


(sucka)”

“Awe! Yer fighten dirty girlie! Low blow! Low blow!


huh, huh, "blow"...”

“hehehe nig said BLOW”

“Nigal preaches against my supposed "hateful" thread but all I was doing was defending the State of Israel. This personage pretends to follow Judaism but attacks me for my defense of Israel and the Jewish people in general. I find that kind of strange. Israel could use all her friends to come to her defense right now since there is SO much misinformation and outright lies against the Jewish State being propagated, thanks to the Liberal Media. All I advocated was for Israel to have the right TO EXPEL all the Paletinians to Jordan since most of them approve of their terrorist tactics. I NEVER called for any genocide against anyone. I'm not some Nazi neither is Israel. I'm sure if something similiar happened here in the US these same people wouldn't feel to much pity for those commiting such acts of savagery which the Israeli's are made to endure day after day.”

“*click*”

“"Nigal preaches against my supposed "hateful" thread but all I was doing was defending the State of Israel.”

Hateful? Yes. “Supposed”? Not.

“This personage pretends to follow Judaism but attacks me for my defense of Israel and the Jewish people in general.”

So how does my personal view that the laws of Torah be followed somehow cause me to pretend to follow Judaism? If anything it strengthens my case for following what is written within the scriptures of Judaism.

“I find that kind of strange. Israel could use all her friends to come to her defense right now since there is SO much misinformation and outright lies against the Jewish State being propagated, thanks to the Liberal Media.”

Israel needs friends, yes. What you are advocating does not make you a friend. It makes you an exacerbater. Your so called idea for peace is no less wrong and hateful than the Islam-o-fascists who call for running all Jews into the sea.

“All I advocated was for Israel to have the right TO EXPEL all the Paletinians to Jordan since most of them approve of their terrorist tactics.”

You are on a fool’s errand here because you have boxed yourself into the fallacy that ALL Palestinians hold the same views. The general consensus is the same on both sides when it comes to the average citizen…they are all tired of the killing and they just want it to end. Just look at what you just said… “Israel to have the right TO EXPEL **all** the Paletinians to Jordan since **most of them** approve of their terrorist tactics.” You are calling for the unilateral expulsion of ALL because of MOST (few is more correct).

“I NEVER called for any genocide against anyone.”

Who said you did? No, you just called for the removal of all Arabs from Israel. 1/5th of the nation of Israel is non Jewish. Born and raised there. And of this 1/5th minority only a tiny fraction are terrorists. And of these terrorists few are born in Gaza. Most are coming from Iran and Lebanon and simply using the West Bank as a launching area because of the porous borders there.

“I'm not some Nazi neither is Israel.”

Who said you or Israel was?

“I'm sure if something similiar happened here in the US these same people wouldn't feel to much pity for those commiting such acts of savagery which the Israeli's are made to endure day after day."

OK, try and remember back to 8th grade history class. December 7th, 1941. Ringing any bells? Pearl Harbor. What happened after we declared war on Japan? We rounded up a large number of the Japanese and put them in camps. It wasn’t right then and it’s not right now. Another example that I had already given was if we did the same thing to stop black crime. Load ‘em all up and send ‘em somewhere else. Sounds ridiculous, doesn’t it? Also, can you find one single example of the actions you call for being commanded in the Hebrew scriptures?

One other error you seem to be committing is the lack of distinction between Israel and Judaism. You attack my religious views because of my POLITICAL views. Israel is a secular state. The country of Israel is not necessarily the NATION of Israel spoken of so often in the Tanack.”

“True”

“Alaska swallows.”

“Alaska swallows are very nice birds.”

“Haha! That’s what yer mom said Alaska…

Nigal, you suck! You aren’t near the lover my son is!”

BTW- you might not recognize her when ya get home…I shaved her back.”

“Nigal Sux?

If you say so!”

“So mote it be...”

“wow, this goes back a ways....


LOL”

“I wouldn't know myself”

“http://www.thebackpacker.com/trailtalk/thread/45418,3.php

Dude, I post a thread mostly for you and you ignore it. ;-)”

“Haha! Dang sorry dude. I thought that was going to be like another dumb atonement thread. I didn't know it was about the sweet angelic round RayRay. LOL! I don't know which I love more; he butt or her blue cheese stuffed cheese burgers?”

“He Butt?”

“True? Yes, but still offensive.”