Nigal Sux

“It was your idea!”

“This more like it! Let's mix it up! That Nigal sux man!”

“And what the hell is up with that big OJ Simpson head?!”

“Now that sucks! LOL!”

“LOL! OJ... WTF?

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Grandma was beating off the Indians.”

“Grandma, in public? I hope she charged admission!”

“"I don't have time for this George! I gotta cock fight to think about!"”

“Now see, that's the spirit. Stir things up! Is skullcapdude, skullcap's dude?”

“Watch what you wish for, nigey, cuz you just might gettit @@!”

“No, scullcapdude is me. I use it because until about a month ago nigal thought I was a dude. G00SE is my dude ¦ )
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“I may suck, but I still ain't as bad as Fred Durst! 8)”

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“From the Enquirer:

Nigal Found In Red Cliff, WI, Love-Nest With Headless Nude Partially Devoured Reese Witherspoon!!!

After a spat in Isle Vista Casino, where Ms. Witherspoon referred to the twitchy Internet Porn Mogul as a "#&%!$ing worthless creepy little anally-obsessed Mama's-boy", Nigal broke down sobbing, begging Ms. Witherspoon to take that back or he'd hold his breath until he lost control of his bladder; she declined. After being thrown out of the casino for soiling himself publicly, it was believed that the couple had reconciled.

When taken into custody, Nigal had been attempting to take his own life with a stainless-steel dildo which was engraved with a cryptic phrase: 'Rosebud'.”

More on this story as reports come in.”

“I still can't figure this 'OJ head' thing...

Like...

"If the hat don't fit, you must acquit"??”

“Violin forgot how to curse?”

“I got to leave the very first message on the Limp Biskit boards! I'm United Hater!

http://www.limpbizkit.com/forum/default.asp”

“Fuck you Tilt.

I'm just surprised I got away with dildo.”

“BOL!”

“Violin, how's a N.J. boy know about our far northern Wisconsin casinos? You been to the Apostles?

BTW, Nigal doesn't suk, he's just getting his breath back after he blows. And, he loves Ms. Witherspoon far to much to only partially devour her.”

“What happened in here? Man, I miss everything.”

“Wow nigal -

You sure made a lot of nice new friends over on that board!”

“Ahhhhh! Nothin' like a nice relaxing day of trollin' the kiddies! Dang, that buncha whinney babies couldn't flame their way out a dry paper sack! They just roll right over and cry and wet their pants! Heehee! I wonder if Lincon Pork has a board?

I wonder if Fred is gonna show up at my house and show me a thang or two about the streets?”

“I saw before they were rockstars and Freddyboy was on it, he was doing "Ice Ice Baby" classic! I love how all the young boogereaters think "rapcore" is new and don't remember the early Red Hot albums, Anthrax playing with Public Enemy, and Faith no More... SHORT MEMORY”

“Well since they were posting from study hall, they had to be careful about what they said.

I gotta agree with you about Linkin Park though. There is an 'alternative music' station near me that used to be really good. I heard all kinds of stuff that you don't hear on corporate radio. Matt Pinfield worked there before he went on to MTV fame and played some pretty obscure bands. Then they got bought out and now their play list is about 50 songs. *sigh*”

“thanks donman, forgot about them!

That's corprate radio for ya Violin. Clear Channel Radio owns five stations in my town and we hear the same chit day in and day out. One of the little buggernuts at LB's site was acussing me of using corprate rock as a catch word and didn't think any such thing existed. Blind little beggers! If it's on eMpTV it's corprate. LOL!”

“yep, "alternative" radio is mostly owned by clear channel communications now... ruined it! Lot's of bands are now working to improve things, but a-holes like Durst love things the way they are! I can't wait til some new "cool" band re-makes "My heart will go on"... my head almost exploded when I heard Alien Ant Farm do "smooth criminal" Michael Jackson on KROQ!!!! what a KROQ of sh!t”

“Rex Harrison: the Original Rapper.

Then, Richard Harris was stylin' in Camelot...”

“whoa!

skully's gettin' goosed!”

“LMAO @ radagast!!!”

“Yes! ¦ )
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“Whats Maverick think about this?”

“You people give me a good laugh....:P”

“ROTFLMAO @ Briar Rabbit! Wrong Goose!”

“Hahahahaha...:)”

“Scully, I noticed that you two were a team a while ago, but what is the story? Did you meet him and bring him onto TT, did you meet hiking, or what? Sorry if I am being nosy; I am happy for you both.”

“We met at the Fiery Gizzard/Tennessee Cookoff hike in December. The rest, as they say, is history.

He was one of TownDawg's 'referrals'. He's been posting since October I believe.”

“Hey nigal/United Haters -

Here's something you can take to the Limp Bizkit fan site.”

“Yep, that's the real deal. Whata punk!

Haters is dead. Some British chich gave me the smack down and chased United out. I am now postumusly known as Lump Bizkunt. I'm making all kinds of new friends over there. 8) There's a guy over there named Lunch Meat that is givin' it to the Bizkids real good. I think I'd like to hike with that dude...oh, wait a minute....”

“That lunch meat dude is swell,I wonder who he is hehehehehehe!”

“Well, I have been censored to the point of my threads and posts being deleted on the Limp board...those folks got no humor!”

“Nigal is an Ohio-livin', Michigan-lovin', dirt-baggin', TT regular fool! He sux. (At least that's what I hear.)”

“Negative cool points for LB on Violin's article. Should VH1 start the 'Behind the Music' preproduction now?

Actually, what does it matter if you piss off the local guitarist base. They're not your REAL fans anyway. (tic)”

“Dang it! Them Ez-Boards are cool but it sux for trolling. Mt legit name at another board and my troll name at LB's board are makin' this way too hard. Aaaaa....screw it! There's more haterz than fans over there anyhoo. Let them carry the torch of hate for me. That board was poisoning my sole anyhow. LOL! I am going to miss lunch meat though.”

“Give 'em heck, Nigal!”

“Nigal whats?

Sux dux in trux”

“In these dark winter days of division over everything under the sun, it is nice to have a thread we can all get on board about. 8)”

“Geez nigal, I'd agree with you but you suck dude.”

“I was really saddened when I heard that Nigal sux. It's a shame. He seemed like such a nice boy.”

“Yeah, I know. Imagine my surprise...I didn't even know.”