“Any TT girls out there looking for a guy that is 29 and single and loves to go backpacking,snowshoeing,,play the drums and play disc golf?Well if so I'm your man.


Please..........:)”

“creepy”

“Say, why don't you try the personal ads on line. It might surprise you as to how many ladies that live right near you have similar interests.”

“Get real, how many women like to beat the bongos and chase a flying disc out in the woods and date crazy people?

Oh...! I see what you are saying. Yeah, try the personals.”

“I tried a personal ad several years ago. They're a crock of sh!t. The chicks that claim to like the outdoors are just trying to draw more attention. 99% of those women don't even own a set of hiking boots.
Mike, just keep to the hiking boards and the woods and you'll have a better chance of hooking up with someone in the 1%.
Oh yeah, If ya can't find an outdoors woman, Do like me and get one that realizes you enjoy getting out and won't give ya any crap when ya do.
Good luck bro!”

“so long as its not every weekend huh 'dude”

“Im with you walkin dude! My wife LOVES the outdoors. She s the one that got me into Backpacking, but the good thing is she lets me get out when I need to.”

“My wife is a bit torn with the outdoors. And while I only hiked a few times last year, she came with me each and every time. As I plan to do much more hiking this year, she's already said that she'd come with me.

It's a great way to spend quality time together.”

“Hey Blachool, I would like spend some quality time with your wife too”

“But I awreddy got a boy frend. His name is Gizzmo and he is hamsom but he dont walk in the woods cept by hind his hous wher we get rats some times. He is a perty good rat getter but I am gooder tho.”

“Gizzmo huh, what happened to Skinny Kenny his butt don't stink no more?”

“Skinny Kenny is a kittykitty! Sides he went to the nother farm wher he gets rats.”

“I met my G/F through www.matchmaker.com about a year ago.

She loves the outdoors, we love to camp, hike, etc..

Just last week we started looking for rings.

So don't knock it.

BTW: But hes, have to go one one or two dates with the "strange" ones till you find the right one.”

“Mmmm...Go to the back of the line.”

“I'm new here but a single gal :D”

“I don't know much about backpacking yet...I've been bping once and i think i'm hooked.”

“Sometimes it just takes time to find the right person, but then some of us never do find that person.

Last night a friend was telling me about this great guy that he wants to fix me up with, but when he was done praising the guy his wife informed me that this great guy doesn't shower very often.

Anyway, good luck finding you backpacking girlfriend and if you don't it's not so bad going alone.”

“I"m doomed.......:(”

“Naw, Mike, you're not doomed. My grandmother used to say, "There was never a pot so crooked, there wasn't a lid to fit it."”

“I shower once a month whether I need it or not.”

“I sometimes use soap”

“Ya can't have mine! I turned her on to backpacking (she'd just come back from living out of a backpack for a year while traveling around the world so the transition wasn't too difficult) and she's hooked.”

“I'll go out with you...I take showers and use soap...and I love backpacking.”

“whassamatta? Rosie Palm ain't good enough for ya anymore?”

“"so long as its not every weekend huh 'dude"
HogOnIce
06:24:38 AM
02/15/02


You got it! Even though she don't give a hoot about hiking herself she knows it's something I enjoy and would never try to keep me from it. The only exceptions are that we spend holidays together and I don't go back to back weekends. That's not much to ask. I usually use about 2 1/2 to 3 weeks worth of vacation time a year extending on trips. Lots of 3 & 4 day trips.
I've had plenty of years going EVERY weekend and believe it or not, You can get burned out on it after a while. I'm pleased with the amount of time I get to go. Hell, I may even go some this Summer.”

“too bad you don't live in Colorado. I just found this site and have been enjoying your banters. There are a ton of gals out here who are into the outdoors like me. I love to backpack, climb fourteeners, fly fish, mountain bike, trail run, ski, snow shoe, winter camp.....but at the same time, I can be a lady!! You need to move out here!”

“Join a hiking/backpacking club.

Oh, that's right. You started one.

Nevermind.”

“LOL! if you read it just right Coloradogal becomes Cholera dog gal”

“I think you may be the only person from Colorado at this site. Tons on people from California though.”

“Mike, ya gotta keep getting outdoors and the rest will fall into place. Easy for me to say because I'm 39 and single, looking for a backpacking man friend..but, hey, the key is to keep following your passions and you'll meet someone along the way!

Good Luck!

Tex”

“I thought holidays were for backpacking!

crazy mike, what you need is someone willing to think outside the mold...an alternative chic.

hmmm, I might know someone”

“Yeah, What Tex said.”

“maby my luck will change with my club.i could get luckey and meet someone throught it.who knows...:(


"Hold your head up"

Thats it thats all I have to remember....:)”

“Yeah, Aren't you the King of a hiking club?
Remember what Mel Brooks said in History of the World Part 1?

"It's good to be the King!"”

“Whew..... Looks like I dodged the bullet on the Ozark trip.”

“Ya but I don't have that many girls in my club yet.

Bacpac..........:p”

“helllooooo

jeez. ever notice how the real desparate ones can't see something when it falls in their lap?


I SAID I MIGHT KNOW SOMEONE!”

“whether you really are the real Biz. Give us the secret password.”

“You do who would that be?”

“YES CM. But first, give me your criteria:

Do you prefer blondes or brunettes? Beer or wine? Does she wear Tevas or Burkinstocks? Part her hair in the middle or on the side? Boil water in a pan or a kettle? Matches or a lighter? Capilene or cotton?

Man, do you want this to be a total shot in the darK?>???”

“sheesh. Without criteria you are destined to become Buddha B.

living with janet and cindy - two lesbian necrophiles”

“Brunettes,wine or beer,tevas,middle,pan,matches,capilene.”

“neckrophile = a girl obsessed with necks??

crazy mike, I AM THE GIRL FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!

except I dont got no hair (shaved). Is that OK??!!”

“this is a hoot. coloradogal...I expect to be in Denver late June...I'm planning on doing either the Longs Peak area or Black canyon of the Gunnison...wanna go?

Mike, just to depress you, there are probably more Preists out there gettin some than you are...me, I'm working on regaining my virginity back...what's the statue of limitations for a guy to regain his virginity...1 week, 2 weeks...3...MONTHS!!!??? I'm covered...hey I'm a virgin again!!!”

“Does not bother me becuase I tell people all the time be yourslef.Like me I am very nutty and don't act my age and have a big heart.And the people that can't except me the way that I am I tell them you have just used 90% of my time so go use the other 10% on some one who meets your level.

I am going to be a big kid at heart and not act my age for the rest of my life.So if I can't find anyone then so be it but at least I have my family,friends,god and the huge one backpacking.”

“"Becuase they are [natural body functions]. Like farting I like to it as loud as I can and then tell everyone I did...:)"


Ahhh. Suddenly ight is shed on the - why can't crazy mike can't get a decent girl? scenario”

“Very funny.”

“hey Mike. I'll go out with you.

How much money did you make in the Stock Exchange last year??”