“"We take good care of your grandfather," the nurse at the retirement home told the worried relatives. "Every evening we give him a glass of warm milk, and a Viagra, and he sleeps well all night."

"Warm milk and Viagra? Why?"

"The warm milk helps him to fall asleep, and the vigra keeps him from rolling out of bed."”

“TTer's, What A Bunch Of Morons”

“I could have guessed that swinger was a big fan of figure skating.”

“TRAVERSE CITY, Michigan (AP) -- A man who stuffed a dead mouse into his Taco Bell burrito in a botched extortion attempt was sentenced Friday to 16 to 30 months in prison.

Ryan Daniel Goff, 20, pleaded guilty last month to a felony count of attempted false pretenses between $1,000 and $20,000.

Sheriff's investigators said Goff complained to a restaurant employee in January that his burrito tasted "funny."

Goff reported finding the mouse to the local health department and Taco Bell's regional manager. According to court records, he allegedly told the manager: "It won't be a good day if the media finds out about this."

But investigators said his girlfriend told them he purchased frozen mice from a pet store and put one of them in his burrito.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/06/02/mouse.burrito.ap/index.html”

“USA hasn't quite caught on to this thread subject thing.
LOL”

“They don't even serve French fries at Taco bell”

“StoveStomper - Maybe USA is French?”

“Hello? What planet are you guys from? Everyone knows that tacos, burritos, quesadillas and fajitas are French foods. Duh.”

“'The ugly american', got that name by copying the bad aspects of the french ,without any of the good.”

“from CNN

LUTZ, Florida (AP) -- Two college students were found dead inside a large, deflated helium balloon after apparently pulling it down and crawling inside it, officials said.

The deaths of Jason Ackerman and Sara Rydman, both 21, appear to be accidental, Hillsborough County Sheriff's Maj. Bob Schrader said.

Their bodies were found Saturday partially inside a deflated helium balloon at the entrance of a condominium complex a few miles north of Tampa.

The 8-foot-diameter balloon was used to advertise the complex.

"It was more a fun thing they thought they were doing," said Linda Rydman, whose daughter was found dead. "You know how you blow up the balloon and suck the helium."

The county medical examiner said Sunday that the cause of death won't be released for six weeks, until toxicology results come back.

Inhaling helium can quickly lead to brain damage and death from lack of oxygen, according to the Compressed Gas Association, which develops safety standards in the gas industry.”

“I hope they were really drunk when they did that. Either way, thinning the herd. Surprised they made it this far.

Is that too cruel?”

“Yep! imported french helium.”