Cow On the Loose

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“The correct answer is: GET OUT OF THE WAY!!!!! LOL!!!”

“Hi cow patty...:)”

“I climbed a fence into a field cause the boys dared me to...
and this cow just starts coming towards me >< Boy did i run!


And sometimes on the trial you can heare cows all around you with their bells and they stalk you as you hike....
they are mean evil things who are really aliens pretending to be stupid animals...they kill you when no one is there to hear your screams.”

“Thats cool!”

“Vyxtryx, here's your revenge...eat more beef burgers.”

“they just interrupted regular programming to tell everyone they spotted the cow from a helicopter. i had no idea a cow was that important.”

“I once saw a truck parked in the McDonald's parking lot with two cows in the back. Those cows looked nervous! LMAO!”

“I like cows I think they look neat.The brown ones moo strange though.”

“COWS

The cows in the moo yard;
Are making their plans;
For the long winter nights;
And the cold winter hands.

Some out in the fields;
Are covered with snow;
The black ones are white;
And the white ones don't show.

Big lumps in the sunset;
Between bovine dreams;
Their icicled udders;
Are waiting for spring.

And up from the road;
Comes the sound of the wheel;
Just an old ice cream wagon;
Say, "I know how you feel."

Some dream of India;
Where their cousins are stars;
But they don't like the crowds;
So they stay where they are;

And some dream of Florida;
Roaming the beach;
With metal detectors;
For gold they can reach.

Well, what can you do?
It's the ice or the flies;
The temperature's slowing;
The tails going by.

It's a dairy existence;
And I must conclude;
Cold milk in a bottle;
Still beats frozen food.


John Gorka



(pass the Hershey's syrup, please)”

“I thought this was a thread about a Rosie O'donnell sighting.”

“MAD COW! !



MAD COW ! ! !”

“Woman Wearing Cow Suit Arrested

A Middletown woman is arrested, after chasing children, peeing on a porch, and blocking traffic... all while wearing a cow suit.

http://www.local12.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=777596c7-d339-4feb-81a7-60887c4d95e2&rss=30”

“beat me.... phooey

Edit: better pic here:
http://www.wlwt.com/cnn-news/17589970/detail.html
last edited: 9/30/08 12:37:39 PM”

“Where's hyway?”

“Got Milk?

'32oz”

“all i can think of is the twilight Zone song..
but my way...


cows on the loose, all circuits are dead....”

“Lol, I can't believe this story ended up on cnn.

We saw this story on the local paper's website at work. We were getting a kick out of reading people's comments about the story. Someone asked if she had a sign on that said Eat Mor Chikin. Actually it's not as funny to me now, but it was pretty funny when I first read it.”

“Darn furries.”