A Brain On Alcohol

“Present and ablubreviated for.”

“About 500 ml of Penfolds Shiraz-Cabernet here.”

“My head hurts.

I think I got ear sh!t.”

“Twat did you say

I kunt hear you

I have an ear infuction

Owell

I'll finger it out later”

“This thread HAD potential.”

“I still wish I could.


:(”

“Hey Swinger, you forgot...
Bottoms Up!”

“Hey Stevie darlin! I gotcha beat here hun (750mL o' Italian white sumpin or udder)..... too much emotional trauma here for sobriety..... and not enough alcohol 'cause I can still spell the fancy word for sober! LOL....”