“CAN YOU DO SOMETHING ABOUT SWINGER?

Please,this last trick is hard to ignore.”

“I'll second that!”

“Can't you people handle Swinger without running to Daddy?”

“I'll second that”

“Yo Matt - anyway to automatically suppress duplicate postings?”

“I think we need some cheese for all this whine”

“I was thinking the same think about duplicate postings. Cancel the ID of anyone who posts more than three in a row. Those people are (not very effectively, but) engaging in a denial of service attack on your website (which is probably illegal, not that it matters.)

But also they are showing they have nothing meaningful to contribute. Just deliberately trying to make your board less useful to the rest of us.”

“He is an innocuous turd. Skip his posts and ignore him. he will go away in time. They always do.”

“Hey Fritz

Ever hear of "freedom of speach"

you communist bastard”

“Like I've been saying from the begining, He keeps swingen from our nutz! like the #&%!$ that he is!”

“We like Freedom of Speech but we have a problem with Freedom of D!ckheads like swinger.

Ban Swinger!”

“Freedom of speech allows for useless speech-
We don't have to like it-Matt is the man responsible for taking
care of hs customers. I suppose swinger is one too-but if this were a bar or theater the management would remove the offending member.”

“If this was a bar, I would be busy kicking your ass”

“Well,well,well-

I pray to all the Gods that we meet sometime. 1st round is on me.

Hey Matt-read that one?”

“what are you, 12

I'm tellin my dad on you

sissy B!tch”

“BTW- josh, I don't fight little girls”

“I think you should change your name to Jizz Man”

“We must clean up the lakes so whales can be OK.”

“NOW NOW
BROWN COW”

“The last time I checked, which was with artex's mother/sister, #&%!$es don't have balls!”

“#&%!$ = PUSSSY”

“OK sparky- that is twice.

You seem to to be the real stud fighting with a keyboard.

Matt-read that one too?”

“joshman-AKA-JIZZboy

Go tell it to your boyfriend, ya spermgurglingutterslut”

“Matt-
Would you please forward the threat of violence posted by the one who posts as the "Swinger" to my personal friend Special Agent R. Derrel Martin at the the Cookeville Tennessee Field Office of the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
I am sure that you have at least a beginning spot for my childhood friend to begin his TRACE of this persons true indentity and location.
I believe internet threats might fall under some sort of domestic security/terrorism statutes.
Your assistance in this matter would be a big help.
I am sure this person registered as I did when I began to post.
I am sure Derrel will be interested.
If this person will threaten me, we cannot be sure what he might be capable of...its actions show that it is unstable.It might be a threat to the public as a whole.”

“Calm down JOSH MAN. No one is making any threats.

swinger, give Josh a kiss and make out, I mean make up.”

“If I'm not mistaken you can also report him back to his service provider using his IP addie for making threats also.”

“Violin is like the CIA of this site. He'll find out who swinger is”

“Ice Tea is with the FBI. He can crack this case.”

“Thanks guys-
Violin-
"We" would like to know....”

“Is the "terms of participation" cause?”

“Swinger seems to post more often when he is drinking and less often when he is nursing his hangover.”

“Remember Haley Joel Osment in "Sixth Sense?" With a bit of re-writing, it could come out like this:

Osment has just seen the collected posts of Swinger. The boy actor pouts his lower lip and a wave of fear crosses his eyes. "I see dumb people," he says, now paralyzed in terror that people can be so simple, and yet so loud. "But they don't even know they're dumb."

Ignore Swinger.”

“Hey Matt,
Could you add a facility to the board so we can see who has been banned or put on time-out and how long 'til they'll be back? You know, kinda like a hockey scoreboard showing who is in the penalty box and when they'll be returning to the ice.”

“LOL,,,,then we can watch the countdown so when the "come back on the ice" we can high stick them while they are too afraid to fight back”

“Here's my suggestion. Now we just need a little clock under it...

”

“What's that stain? Did that kid piss in the corner?”

“no, its what happend after he saw the "check this out" thread.


~blush~”

“lol mapleleaf!”

“Damn, Matt has like 16 "hey" threads

(I'm done)”

““He is an innocuous turd. Skip his posts and ignore him. he will go away in time. They always do.”
nigal
11:59:55 AM
2/17/02

I don't even remember him. Nigal called it.”