IsChickenStillGodIfTheMuscleIsBruisedRed &Blue

“I've seen tons of fresh poultry, but I got some that the muscles were bruised and not the usual pink.

Is it still good???
Anmybody know???”

“Who knows just cook it and eat it.Hey buddur did you get your moe.mail?”

“Isn't there an 800 hotline number? Kinda like the Butterball hotline. Personally, I would pass and make a P&J sandwich or something.”

“I already cooked it. I did it in my pressure cooker to make sure none of those little nastys survive whatever made it that color. But now that it's time to eat, I'm a skeered.”

“she's all bruised up cuz her pimp-daddy rooster
hen-slapped her 'cross the yard.

I don think you want to eat no beetch-slapped hen”

“Just eat it!!!!!!!!!


Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm blue meat!”

“Sick.... I wouldn't put it in my body. Good luck whatever you do.”

“Maybe the package ripped open and they just wiped it, blew on it, declared '5 second rule' and repackaged it. Don't eat it man, you don't know what they stepped in on the way to work!”

“Your gut loves you.”

“ya end up choking the chicken cuz' you just can't eat your own”

“I just re-read your thread name. I have the definate answer for you.

NO -- Chicken is not God. No matter what color it is. We would be in a world of hurt if Chicken was God. Brock!!”

“I'd hate to think I prepared it for nothing. All that time cooking wasted. And I AM pretty hungry. And a pressure cooker will pretty much sterilize anything inside, so I know I won't get sick from anything. I think???

I can't do it. I'm so weak.”

“Buddur... I think you can eat it... it will probably taste like crap though... hmmm another thought... bruised chicken is it from Tyson? Ya know what I'm gonna stop reaching... I'm just un funny right now”

“But it won't eliminate any toxins that were released by bacteria. If it was discolored because it was spoiled you're still going to get sick.”

“EAT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“Dude. How many times have you eaten chicken from restaraunts without really looking at it?? I'm sure SOME of it was bruised. That's why they make restaurants so dark!

Eat it! Wuss! Eat it Wuss!”

“There are afgans who would kill for that chicken Buddur”

“See you have to eat it!”

“Isn't an afghan something you throw on your couch?”

“buddur....ive eaten raw chicken befor...this is definatly better.
EAT YA WUSS”

“Good one Frito Lay......:)”

“Red&Blue? I think what you got yourself there is a good patriotic chicken

Bock!”

“I still haven't eaten yet.

Pancakes sound so much better.”

“LOL,.. reminds me of a joke,.. hope I tell it right....

Seems this lady bought a chicken and after getting it home decided it didn`t look just right, or smell to good either. She hauls it back up to the store and tells the clerk about her problem. The clerk puts her off on the manager and he sends her back to talk to the butcher. Well, this has got her hot, all she wanted was her money back, or a different bird and not a big run-around. She gets back to the butcher and he asks her if he can help her. She`s fit to be tied and she crams the chicken in the face of the butcher and demands,... would you eat that, did that smell good to you?

The butcher pulls the chicken off of his face and wipes off the mess and says lady,... Miss America herself couldn`t pass that test!

Hmmmm, maybe it`s just funny if you`re a country boy? I guess you had to be there!LOL”

“buddar...if that bothers you, maybe you should consider becoming veggitarian.

http://www.chooseveggie.com/default.asp?id=920#animals”

“i don get it”

“I guess I left out the part where she crams that chicken`s butt right in his face,.. oh well!LOL”

“Bruised chicken happens when they bounced around in a machine that plucks out their feathers. From what I heard...that machine is similar to a big clothes dryer...with little suckers that hold onto the feathers...while it is spinning, those suckers pluck the feathers.

I've seen and eaten bruised chicken...they look like dark meat when cooked, that's all.”

“Big Foot...you're losing your touch. ;-)”

“That's what they tell you when they drop it on the floor. Keeps embarrassing questions at bay.”

“Does anyone still READ around here?

Chicken? God? What? LOL

EXIT, STAGE RIGHT!!!”

“We're trying to overlook that.”

“Talk about dropped food...

This happened a few years ago. One of my friends go to order a hamberger at one of those major franchises. His friend was working at the counter. So when my friend places his order, his friend keep on shifting his eyes left and right. Of course my friend didn't know what it meant.

Later on, his friend told my friend that, that day a shipment of frozen hamberger patties arrived and a case dropped on the floor and the patties spilled all over the kitchen floor. The manager ordered the kitchen staff to quickly pick them up and put them back into the box. While doing this, some of the patties got kicked around...ugh.

So when my friend was ordering the burgers, the manager was standing there observing the staff (probably the whole day)...therefore none of the counter personel could say anything.”

“YUM!”

“What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger.


Hey, that reminds me. Anyone hear from Buddur today?”

“Oh Buddur...”

“I used to work in a chicken plant - the chickens get all beat up when the guys who pick 'em in the barn play football with 'em. When they run through the line the inspectors pick out the diseased ones and they're thrown away. All bruises and any broken bone that's dangling are supposed to be cut off then. I don't think the bruises'll hurt ya though.”

“I used to catch chickens early on in life, later worked in the plant too! Back in the kill room and then went on to the box room, lots of fun!LOL

It was a great way for a young boy to make some extra money after school. Oh,... eat the chicken, it won`t hurt you!”

“I would have participated in this thread last night, but I thought it was another one of those religion threads.

I hope he had the pancakes.”

“Cut into the bruised meat and examine it. It may be full of worms. Bruising makes the meat taste gamey, but if you cooked it long enough even the worms won't hurt you.”

“Cool WORMS.....:}

Ummmmmmmmmmm good...:)”

“Buddur?”

“So. It probably tasted like...chicken?”

“Think Buddur 'collateral damage' in a PETA chicken rescue?”

“LMAO Violin!”

“I was just released from the hospital, and I still feel like I'm gonna die!”

“So does anybody remember that routine Bill Cosby used to do about "The Chicken Heart"?

"LUB-DUB... LUB-DUB... LUB-DUB..."


I think it wound up eating half of New Jersey... kinda like "The Eggplant That Ate Chicago".

If he gets hungry,
The whole damn country's doomed
(it's in Trouble...)”

“Hahahahhahaahhaha....:)”