Wine Wine Wine

“Pass Pass Pass that box of wine.
If you havent a bottle a box will do just fine!”

“I've heard boxed "wine" is not real wine. Rather it is a juice drink with a small percentage (like maybe 5%) of real wine.”

“And maybe some alcohol added.”

“Wild Horse - Merlot or the Pinot something. About $20/bottle though.”

“IM SOOOOOOOOOOO DRUNK RIGHT NOW I CNT FELL MY FRINGERS!”

“wine in a box sucks!!! might as well not drink anything...or rather...if it came down to a choice of Pabst Blue Ribbon or wine from a box...I'd choose the PBR.”

“I like wine just fine!

When are you gonna send a picture in to Phil`s?

Don`t be another New Girl and just tease us!LOL”

“are uz all nutsss? i knozs what haapens if i sends use my photoz!”

“if i puts in my pic it will end up on walls and in magsz! no tinks”

“and i need to get a pic where i have my clothes on i think”

“>< ugh im gonna stop tiping and go get more beer”

“Why are all the fun ones young ones?LOL”

“I love wine. And a box of wine is a good dealk. 12$ for 5 liters what a deal”

“Except it AIN'T WINE.”

“Cardinal Zin from Bonny Doon Winery. Very good.”

“Chief! $20 a bottle, ya cheapskate. Hey, $35 for some good wine to get your wife drunk er I mean in a good mood is cheaper than a divorce! p.s. congrats on the reconciliation

I hear Oregon is known for its Pinot Noir. I think I'll move there.”

“>< im gonna stay away from cheep wine from now on....”

“let's hear it for Boone's farm!”

“Nothing refreshes like a nice glass of cold Franzia Chablis!”

“Anyone tried ice wine? was it worth the price?”

“Yeah, but if I can get the same results with a couple of whiskey 7's, what the heck!!!!!!

Worked last night!!!

LMAO”

“BENTONVILLE, ARK (AP) - Some Wal-Mart customers soon will be able to sample a new discount item -- Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of Modesto, Calif., to produce the spirits at an affordable price; in the $6-8 range.

While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand wine into their shopping carts, there is a market for inexpensive wine, said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at Roger Williams University in Bristol, R.I. She said: "The right name is important."


So, with that in mind, here are the top 12 suggested names for Wal-Mart
Wine:

12. Chateau Traileur Doublewide
11. White Trashfindel
10. Big Red Gulp
9. Grape Expectations
8. Domaine Wal-Mart "Merde du Pays"
7. NASCARbernet
6. Chef Boyardeaux
5. Peanut Noir
4. Chateau des Moines
3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
2. World Championship Wriesling

And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine...
1. Nasti Spumante”

“arc, the list is hillarious,,,,,

would you suggest #6 or #7 with speghetti o's ??”

“I recommend #6 with the moon pies.”

“Boone's Farm Apple Wine, my parents favorite selection until it went up to $3 a bottle. Weren't the '70s grand?”

“Well, chili, although the marinara sauce is red, the pasta is white, making that a difficult choice.

World Championship Wriesling had me laughing so hard, I was in tears.”

“Ice wine is most definately worth the price! On the other side of the spectrum however, wine in a box has it's place... the bag makes an awesome pillow when the wine's all gone!!
Heeeheeee heeeee *hic*!!”

“I sent it out to my former alcholics errrrrrrr, I mean my wine conniseur friends...yeah, thats better...Crack me up...I vote for White Trashfindel.
does it come in a holiday gift set with dixie cups and straws?”

“Delivered to your trailor doorstep the first of each month.”

“in a Wal-Mart bag from an unmarked truck.”

“Boones Farm Rules. LOL”

“That stuff sucks!


Yuck!

By the way when people complain while backpacking I have seen that it is something that they don't even see that can make the diffrence!The last trip I was on my club had got it's first newbie!He keep telling my that his sholders were hurtting him.So I looked at his pack and he did not have the straps right.I fixed the problem and low and behold not only did he stop wineing but he started to have a much better time.

Sometimes they look you right in the face!”

“WalMart used to have a "Wine of the Month Club", but the delivery people kept getting bit by the Rotweilers and Pit Bulls.
That was one great list. I will pass it on.”

“I've made a sincere effort to like wine in the past, but just couldn't develope a taste for it. I stick with beer. While wine is essentially grape juice, beer is liquid bread, therefore it's good for you!”

“LOL Arc & Dunadan!

Firestone Merlot 98' - good stuff, nice price.”