Hey...Where's Marvin Gardens?

“He (it?) hasn't posted here in a while. Last time I saw him on here was about 3 weeks ago, when I think I successfully convinced him I was from another planet, and offered to sell him a time machine. He seemed pretty freaked out, and now he's gone.

Jeez, if he really is mental ill or something, I feel kinda bad.”

“He got beamed up!”

“Last I heard he purchased the time machine that was for auction on E-bay.”

“He's been having a cow over milk.”

“Something ate him.I saw it on a tv program.”

“Or maybe he was that guy running the Cream-atory in Georgia???”

“He's in DC now... He and Agnew's Ghost are lobbying for Big Milk.

He launched an Internet disinformation campaign to engender sympathy for the industy, while spreading around 'milk money' to hopefully convince republicrats to extend price supports for a few more years.

Who here is using a Gateway?

Have you eaten at Chik-Fil-A lately?”

“Who really cares??”

“Good point.”

“LMAO @ Tilt!”

“I'm so disillusioned! My world no longer has meaning!


Hmmmm....somehow sarcasm just doesn't translate well into print.”

“He's unwilling to "agree to abide by the Terms of Participation."”

“I think we need a new classification for Marvin.

Hmmm... no multiple posts, no hate speech against any ethnic group... he's just the new gross-out king, and selp-appointed leader of the Pus-Bucket Brigade, LOL

There's no category for "full-goose bozo", as Robin Williams once said (no offense to G00SE, LOL).”

“Does the dairy industry count as an ethnic group?


I don't think Marvy violated the terms of participation. There's no clause in there against being a complete fruitcake. (Thank goodness!!! LOL!)”

“No, I think he posted yesterday. Maybe I'm wrong.

But I've always thought he was an alter-ego of one of the regulars. I bet that now, even as we speak, he's busy coming up with a good response to this thread!”

“Maybe he ran out of material.”

“Perhaps he started dating one of those inter-dimensional beings he always talks about. Perhaps one those beings decided to make peace with Marvin G, and the two found they have much in common and fell in love. They decided to move in together, and opted for her planet instead of earth.

Yeah, and I'm a Chinese jet pilot.”

“nigal, is that a confession????!!!”

“No. I'm messing around with HTMHell and wanted to trash up one of the fluff threads rather than a real one. LOL!”

“Better cheese it, Rat. The Thread Police are here.

What's that tune I'm hearing? OH, it's the theme from DRAGNET.”

“I think nowslimmer has it pegged. He was starting to repeat himself.”

“You'd stop hitting yourself on the head with a hammer after the first concussion, wouldn't you?”

“We would?













Ouch!














Ouch!”

“Marvelous Marvy has been on the milk thread trying to influence people to drink tinkle”

“Where is swinger? I have missed him terribly.”

“He's around!”

“Marvin, the plate is red, the diner at ikea serves good meatballs, the man is in the window”

“And don't forget to plug the elephant into the light socket. The cow jumps over the moon at midnight, and again at six.”

“Marvin is among us.

He is repulsive, yet I cannot look away.

The rat ate the meatballs under the window at midnight.”

“Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

Don't wake him!

8)”

“To early to laugh.

8)”

“that is awesome!... you got one throwing poo too?”

“Or drinking pee pee?”

“Oh wait! I see now that the squirrel is urinating! Didn't see that before because of my ADD.”

“Yup thats it!!!!!

8)

LMFAO!!!!!”

“o g-d.

WHY did you have to do THAT?

Ever hear, "INVOKE NOT THE NAME OF THE DAEMON," fer Pete's Sake??”

“No doubt!!!!!!

Run don't look back just run!!!!!


8O Argggggggggggggg!!!!!!!”

“He went out to take a itshay and the pigs ate him”

“Shi! and the hogs ate him!

My dad used to say that!

8)

Did they?”

“I love World Weekly News!”

“oohhh, cool!! the last line of that gave me chills! i can't believe they're making him sit in jail.”

“only in NY”

“He should have gone back in time and told himself he would be arrested, so he could avoid the cops.”

“Maybe he can give me tomorrow's results at Pimlico...”

“Time travel paradoxes give me headaches.

I always like the stories where they go way way back; somebody steps on a bug... and when they get back to 'the present,' the Nazis have won World war II, LOL”

“This one's tailor made for MG....


They look like meteors flying in formation--three stars with stubby tails
shining through Earth's airglow layer. Using a digital camera,
International Space Station science officer Don Pettit caught them in a
15-second exposure. What are they?


FULL STORY:

http://science.nasa.gov/ppod/y2003/11apr_mysterymeteors.htm

(I think we're being followed)”