Greetings from an Old Irregular

“It's been awhile since I've been active on this site and I thought I'd drop in and say Hi!

Kisses to Kleetyface and the rest of the oltimers. I have missed you bunch of nuts!

Hi to all the new folks who have arrived in my absence.”

“Puh-puh-puh-Pamster!!!

Hello to you!”

“Please don't encourage Kleetn. He will only punish us with his amateur haiku.
Hi, Pamster.”

“Hey Pamster! We miss you, where ya been?”

“Howdy, Pamster.

Hope you've been absent because you've got to do a lot of hiking.”

“Hey Pammie, we missed you on the boob thread! Well... I mean, we missed your boobs on the thread. Er...I mean...er... I've missed your boobs.”

“bacpac, you always know just what to say...”

“Axis of evil:
Iran, Iraq, Korea.
Don't forget Pamster.”

“Try veggies...or prunes help too”

“Aw shucks bacpac. As ever your eloquence stuns me;-)I'll have to tell Honey that you missed my boobs.

Dunadan, sorry, I see what you mean.

Kleetyface, I love you and your squirrel but give up on the haiku LOL”

“BAN PAMSTER! BAN PAMSTER!”

“Pamster disses kleetn
Implying his haiku stinks
Mistress Pammy strikes”

“Welcome back...we need your $0.02 to liven up this place. ;-)”

“Hi, Pamster! How have you been?”

“Does that make me old or irregular?
Hi Pamster!!!”

“Pam: Underwear model
O Scantily-clad vixen.
Lucky Tightwad Bob!”

“...prolly just another troll.”

“Welcome back Pamster,.. you were missed!”

“gojo squats in wait.
sees the tent. hears the snoring.
almost done pooping.

just before morning,
a rustle awakes pamster.
GET ON, PIG! GET ON!”

“Howdy Pamster!
Just can't stay away huh?”

“Arclite steppin' in
Swinging the sword of haiku
Kleetn is wounded

Master Radagast
Wizard of the birds and bees
His haiku is poop”

“Hey Girl.....where U bean? Say hey to Honey/tightwad bob for me....
see you uns at joyce kilmer????????:) yes?”

“I dint know you?? owell haya!”

“Hey Pamster.... I've been M.I.A. for a while myself. Just popped back in with the last month. How's things in good 'ole NC? I miss you guys. Remember the Wild Ponies stampeding through camp? How could one forget! And the one who tried to steal Lana's frying pan....

Keep in touch gal!”

“Hey there Pamster. Good to hear from you again. Don't be such a stranger from now on.”

“Pia!! And Freedom!!! And I see Lipstick on ICQ!!!

You know what we need???? CABANA BOYS!!!”

“Thanks for the warm welcome back! As well as the welcome from the folks who don't know me yet (won't they be suprised *evil grin*).

Raddy, you guys aren't ever going to let me forget that pig thing are ya?

om, I don't think we're going to make the April trip. I'm not up to hard hikes yet. Long story...

lizs, yeah! we need us some new cabana boys!! Fresh meat!!

Freedom, I'll never forget the wild ponies or that first ECT! What a good time! Good to hear from you too.”

“Pamster - I was told that you originally posted the "why bras are like men" thread. Do you still have it?

I think bacpac was talking about your boots, not your boobs.

Welcome back.”

“pepperdog, It wasn't me with the "why bras are like men" thread. If you locate it I'd sure love to see it!!! LOL! Also, bacpac was not talking about my boots, boobs, definetly boobs! Ever hear the song "Rufus Was a Tit Man" by Loudin Wainright, well that's bacpac to a tee! ROFLMAO!”

“Where are all my goats

Cried the old woman sadly

Now I can't make cheese”

“Hey Pamstah! (how be da Hamstah?)


What wuzz once a very funny song, becomes an even funnier song now that Rufus is a pop star. (yer Freudians would have a field day with the fact that Loudon wrote the song about his son Rufus... and that Rufus became "the openly gay popstar")

Rufus is a tit man
sucking on his mamma's gland
sucking on the nipple
its sweeter than the ripple wine
yes its sweeter than the wine
you can tell by the way the boy burps
that its gatta taste fine
Marco Polo craved the spices, silk
and Rufus craves the mama's milk
no moo cow, no billy goat
is gonna get the babys vote
come on mamma
come on and open up your shirt
yeah you got the goods mamma
give the little boy a squirt
from my lungs and from my liver
i do definitely fear
i like to suck on cigarettes
and drink the wine and beer
the doctor says im oral
and i believe its true
ah son you look so satisfied and I envy you
So put Rufus on the left one
and put me right on the right
and like Romulus and Remus
We'll suck all night
come on mamma
come on and lactate a while
yeah look down on us mamma
and flash us a madonna smile”

“I'm impressed pedxing! Another Loudin fan lurking out there;-) What was the one about the Hardy boys?”

“You girls didn't take me up on my offer of cabana boy the first time, so you're going to have to look elsewhere now! 8^P

Hello Pam, om, Pepper....”

“Just like the good 'ole days. Good to see you, Pamster!”

“Hey Pam, welcome back to you too.

On another note, I think women who breast feed kids older that 1 year are freaks, especially when their kids are like 5 years. It's just plain weird.”

“On another note, I think women who breast feed guys older that 21 years are superfreaks, especially when their kids are like 30 years. It's just tha shiznit.”

“umm.... their "guys".

whatever...”

“on another note......I love breast feeding and I'm older than 21. I don't think thats too weird.”

“This has been fun, but it`s run it`s course as such
I may lurk a bit, but from now on I won`t post as much
it used to be fun here and I miss that about it too
the best part of all is, I got to know some of you
I`ll look in on you all from time to time and I may even post a bit
I don`t love this like I used to, but for some reason I can`t quit”

“I always wondered why your name was sirpeteof milkworks.”

“Hey to sunny and lips. It's good to be back.

Naviguesser, you never offered to feed me grapes, rub my feet and make me frufru drinks in camp.

rad and sirpete, you two just love breasts, admit it.”

“yum!”