MARK-OF-THE-BEA$T bar-code$/scanner$

“ALL Christians are PROHIBITED by Revelation 14:9-11 from cooperating with the "MARK-OF-THE-BEA$T" bar-code, OCR- number, and magnetic-strip scanning systems, (as found in local libraries, supermarkets, retail establishments, etc.), which also THREATEN to SUBVERT Individual Privacy and Freedom.

The scanners can serve THE SAME CRIMINAL PURPOSE as the TV cameras in the book "1984"!

The UPC bar-codes are probably the most blatant form of the "MARK OF THE BEA$T" so far, with the "NUMBER OF THE BEA$T", 666, ALREADY CODED INTO THEM. Each of the so-called "guard patterns", pairs of thin lines spaced close together at the beginning, middle, and end of each full-length UPC bar-code, is IDENTICAL to one of the two codes for a 6.

Please WARN the your friends about this INTERNATIONAL CONSPIRACY!”

“that's soooo old....”

“Does this mean I'm going to hell for having a Darwin fish on the back of my truck?”

“The "MARKED" ID-card is ONLY ONE STEP AWAY from the WRIST-TATTOO!

MICRO-CHIP IMPLANTS might be used in place of tattoos.”

“I've missed you so!


Do you go to the same church that my sister goes to? Just wondering since you practically quoted her word-for-word. Space Cadet's of a feather flock together...? Sorry, she's already taken.”

“Hey Marvin, where you been?”

“I KNOW that we are all supposed to LAUGH at the word "conspiracy". That is what the various government, military, political, media, banking, and corporate CONSPIRATORS have successfully PROGRAMMED most of us to do.”

“There really isn't a little internet symbol for sticking your finger down your throat 'Joan Rivers style' is there?”

“I wish to give some information supporting my credibility.

I predicted the bombing of the Marines in Beirut A FULL YEAR BEFORE IT HAPPENED. (It was NO SURPRISE to me when it happened!)

I predicted the assassination of Anwar Saddat SIX DAYS BEFORE IT HAPPENED.

I predicted what I called the "RETIREMENT" of Leonid Brezhnev ONE WEEK BEFORE Brezhnev "died". [Note that the word "retirement" was used for the TERMINATION OF REPLICANTS in the 1982 movie "Blade Runner".] I also predicted that Brezhnev would be quickly replaced with Andropov, which occurred ONLY THREE DAYS after the "death" of Brezhnev, to the SURPRISE of all government and media analysts.

I was able to "predict" these events because I had been INFORMED about the PLANS to carry them out.”

“:{}~
Is this close?”

“:-O

use your own finger”

“Hmmm...kinda looks like drool running down someone's chin.



Oh! We have a little internet symbol for Marvy now! Thanks treebait!”

“:-G{”

“Marvy can you pick lotto numbers too?”

“I predict Marvey will take his own life after hosing a crowd of people at the local McDonalds.”

“:{}~”

“Marvy is Bill Gates”

“This is supposed to be a FREE country.

FREEDOM OF SPEECH is guaranteed by the highest law of the land. The government (and its military) is supposed to be of, by, and for The People, NOT the other way around. People need to know THE TRUTH about EVERYTHING in order to intelligently participate in the democratic process. WHY do you people INSIST ON SILENCING me?”

“We're exercising our freedom of speech. :-G{

.”

“Freedom of speech also includes the freedom to ridicule the speaker.

Criticism != Censorship

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.”

“I wonder if you characters have been pressured by the government into continuing to make negative public statements about me.”

“Martian Gargoyle -
That is SOOOooooo 80s.”

“Yep, that's in Marvy. Now you're finally catching on. We're part of the conspiracy.


Heeeeeeeeere's Marvy! :{}~

.”

“Marvy I think I love you! as long as your posts stay short! When the black helicopters were circling my marijuana patch lastnight I thought to myself "what would Marvy Gardens do right now?" That's when I pulled out my stinger and sent the MIB packing!”

“The above comments were written by a MALE WAITRESS, with a PONY-TAIL, and a STINKING SMOKER (DRUG ADDICT).”

“My bar code lines represent "I81B4U".”

“"This is supposed to be a FREE country.

FREEDOM OF SPEECH is guaranteed by the highest law of the land. The government (and its military) is supposed to be of, by, and for The People, NOT the other way around. People need to know THE TRUTH about EVERYTHING in order to intelligently participate in the democratic process. WHY do you people INSIST ON SILENCING me?"

Marvin Gardens
01:11:03 PM
02/21/02

I vigorously concur with your statement as to freedom of speech.”

“The ad hominem attack is the last refuge of the desperate debater.”

“Chili36 is kind of TALL, SMELLY and wears brown pants and a blue and white cotton dress shirt. If you see a post by him, SKIP IT, IGNORE IT. For he is a LOONEY BOY!!!”

“would you like some fries with that Marvy? Tip me well I need to score some smack!”

“Marvin, while freedom of speech is a Constitutional right,,,,slander remains actionable. I never wear blue and white shirts.”

“Quit cryin wolf,,,, MaRv.

You're all fart sniffers for fanning this flatulent mouth.
Any lacking of truth Marv indicates the presence of reason. Why limit yourself to your truths. Think!!! What makes your way better or more just.”

“PLEASE DON’T SUE ME!

Mr. Chile36 is an ESTEEMED MEMBER OF THE BAR and is a snazzy dresser. You can trust his posts ... MOST of the time.”

“WUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSS UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP??????”

“O.........U812”

“Here's a story, of a man named Marvey
Who helped the sheeple to see conspiracy
On his head a hat of tin, kept gamma rays out
thought Bush was a clone.

Then one day the MIB came to see Marvy
they were worried about him telling all he knew
the FBI was gonna get him
Marvy was in a stew”

“I forgot a line about tinkle drinking!”

“Ice Tea's going to get Marvy? But I thought Ice Tea was Marvy? That's gonna be tricky! LOL!”

“Can I make a prediction too?




















I predict Marvin Gardens will post another new-age conspiracy theory in the near future.”

“My stuff always scans a 999. That is odd.”

“Hey MG You take the cake thats all I am going to say!”

“Actually getting a bar code for scanning to replace ID would be great for us ultralight guys. I bet I could save about 1/2 to 1 ounce of total weight if I didn't need to carry all that ID, insurance cards, driver's license, etc. Heck, if you could charge up your bank acount by rubbing your forehead on the cash register I could even save a bunch of weight for cash.

All I wanna know is what part I'll have to stick into a vending machine to get a coke?

Where do I sign up?”