Coolest TV intro

“I have watched the new Star Trek series titled "Enterprise" a handful of times. It has one of the best intros I've ever seen on TV. It starts with the Rod Stewart song "It's Been a Long Time". The scene shows a single sail boat on the ocean at sunset, then an old Spanish sailing ship, then sketches and calculations that are reminiscent(sp?) of Galileo, then newer ships with calcs superimposed over them, the Wright brothers footage, early jets, Apollo footage, space shuttle footage, space station footage, pathfinder footage, space plane(being planned) footage, and then Enterprise. The whole time the song is playing while our technological evolution is shown. I love it.”

“Come on! Better than the Simpsons? Is the show any good? I never could watch the others besides Next Generation.”

“And what about "Family Guy"?”

“I like it. It had been coming on at the same time as either Ed or West Wing, so I didn't watch it much. I think it has been moved to 9CST, so I try to catch it now. I loved TNG and still watch some of the reruns on TNT.

This Simpsons intro is pretty good too.”

“I love the things that change on the simpsons and futurama intros..i just wish there was more to catch on the simpsons intro *runs into the kitchen to catch the couch part*
The new enterprise is surprisingly good...its less treky, and has alot of stuff that make it seem less fictional..and bakula is easier to relate too...Kirk sucked...picard was ok”

“there is a vast world, outside of the living room...”

“Enterprise is an amazing show! Just geeky enough, good humor, and 2 hotties”

“Picard was GREAT. I loved the way he tied very diverse subjects of study together in one person. He was well read, was a diplomat, and started out as a physicist. That character showed the wide range of Patrick Stewart the actor.

Enterprise seems to be a "how did we get here" kinda show. It shows us(humans) screwing up as we take our first baby steps into the next frontier. We screw up, the Vulcans try to help us, and we resist because our way is best. Some parallels to religious belief, now that I think about it.”

“Amen to dat, brutha Rad. I just nixed the cable because I couldn't justify spending $40 a mo for maybe 5 hours of mostly pointless viewing. If I need to, I'll see what reception I can get with some wire coathangers and tinfoil...”

“That's a Rod Stewart tune?


You can guess what these are...

I will not carve gods.
I will not spank others.
I will not aim for the head.
I will not barf unless I'm sick
I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty.
I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge.
I will not conduct my own fire drills.
Funny noises are not funny.
I will not snap bras.
I will not fake seizures.
This punishment is not boring and pointless.
My name is not Dr. Death.
I will not defame New Orleans.
I will not prescribe medication.
I will not bury the new kid.
I will not teach others to fly.
I will not bring sheep to class.
A burp is not an answer.
Teacher is not a leper.
Coffee is not for kids.
I will not eat things for money.
I will not yell "She's Dead" at roll call.
The principal's toupee is not a Frisbee.
I will not call the principal "spud head".
Goldfish don't bounce.
Mud is not one of the 4 food groups.
No one is interested in my underpants.
I will not sell miracle cures.
I will return the seeing-eye dog.
I do not have diplomatic immunity.
I will not charge admission to the bathroom.
I will never win an emmy.
The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy.
All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy.
I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause.
I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers.
My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man.
I will not go near the kindergarten turtle.
I am not deliciously saucy.
Organ transplants are best left to professionals.
The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with "Hail Satan".
I will not celebrate meaningless milestones.
There are plenty of businesses like show business.
I will not re-transmit without the express premission of Major League
Baseball.
Five days is not too long to wait for a gun.
I will not waste chalk.
I will not skateboard in the halls.
I will not instigate revolution.
I will not draw naked ladies in class.
I did not see Elvis.
I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes".
Garlic gum is not funny.
They are laughing at me, not with me.
I will not yell "Fire" in a crowded classroom.
I will not encourage others to fly.
I will not fake my way through life.
Tar is not a plaything.
I will not Xerox my butt.
It's potato, not potatoe.
I will not trade pants with others.
I am not a 32 year old woman.
I will not do that thing with my tongue.
I will not drive the principal's car.
I will not pledge allegiance to Bart.
I will not sell school property.
I will not burp in class.
I will not cut corners.
I will not get very far with this attitude.
I will not belch the National Anthem.
I will not sell land in Florida.
I will not grease the monkey bars.
I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment.
I will not do anything bad ever again.
I will not show off.
I will not sleep through my education.
I am not a dentist.
Spitwads are not free speech.
Nobody likes sunburn slappers.
High explosives and school don't mix.
I will not bribe Principal Skinner.
I will not squeak chalk.
I will finish what I sta
"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender.
Underwear should be worn on the inside.
The Christmas Pageant does not stink.”

“I agree rad. My wife and I have drastically reduced our TV viewing. I read a good bit now, hike when I can, spend quiet time at home, roll around and play in the floor with kids, and am pretty heavily involved in two civic groups. The less TV I watch, the happier I am. There are still a few shows I enjoy.”

“I gotta say the Simpsons is the best IMO.”

“The Simpsons does rock!”

“C.S.I.'s intro is pretty intense!!!!!”

“SIMPSONS by far!


CSI is a killer show!

when some of you have kids the tv will be with you!@”

“My two year old actually likes to watch basketball and football. I have it made! We try to keep him away from TV. I realize it's used as a convenient baby sitter, but we avoid it like the plague. It doesn't exactly set up good life habits.”

“My son watches Toy Story and Toy Story 2 around 25 times a day.”

“Perry Mason had the best theme song ever!!!!!”

“The only show I make a point to watch is Survivor.. and yes, I realize that makes me a dweeb.”

“imahikerdotcom, my son was in that fase for asbout 6 months!

know its veggie tales, and shrek!”