Everything you need to know you learn ba ckpacking

“1)dont walk nakie through nettle

2)never forget shoelaces

3)bannana slugs arnt good eating”

“(1)That god has made some of the coolest things that I have ever seen.
(2)Life woould suck if I could not go backpacking.”

“1) You want it? You carry it.
2) Don't #&%!$ where you eat.”

“Have you ever gone backpacking with someone that did that?

If so YUCK!!!!!”

“1) Just when you think that you have learned all there is about backpacking, look around to learn something new

2) Always boil, chemically treat or filter the water, now matter how "pure" it looks.”

“1. Natural beauty has a lasting effect on you.
2. talking about it isn't even close to doing it.”

“Leaves, twigs and stones make for a messy cleanup...so don't forget the Toilet Paper!!!”

“1)I am not defined by what I do for a living.

2)Ramen noodles aren't half bad.”

“Wash yer durn hands when yer done with business!”

“1) flat wet rocks "are" slippery

2) Rattlers can make you contort your body in ways you never thought you could, even with a full pack!”