TT Olympics

“Let's get it on people.

I think that there could be a nice speed competition with the following:

Walkin'dude
Birch
moi
Deathmarch99
Micheal Bolton.

ALtitude:
PedXing
Aero
SuperTroll
kodiakman

etc........”

“ima keepin up !”

“In the personality competition it is a tight race:

Swinger
Marvin G.
Minister of Truth
Tom T.
Sunshine”

“put Aero in speed (he's a runner)

I would like to apply to the 'I swear this is really a hike' 'no it's not you lyin bastard!' almost a rock climb/vertical scramble, yo is this really backpacking? trial”

“?????

:|”

“Are we talking naked hiking?”

“Naked Ape needs to be in the Speed hiking section.
I'll need some competition.”

“sign me up for the nakid hiking!


I think there should be a tt kissing contest”

“Where do I fit in here?”

“stuffs mike in her pack.


Thats where”

“Ok.

:)”

“I know that hands down that I would win a kissing contest.”

“*kissed kodiak long and deep*


Is that so fella?”

“Involuntary glissade.

And I'm a'gonna KICK SOME @SS!”

“Vyxtryx, you're really a cigar smoking, beer swilling carictature in a bath robe, aren't 'cha!!!”

“thanks for giving me a limpy, Limpy!”

“I`m damn near dead already so, sign me up for whatever there is that has anything to do with near death
and as far as that kissing thing goes, put me in that one too, if I can kiss your neck first and then your lips I can take away your breath
I could leave you gasping, with your knees justta shaking and you wanting some more
were it not for that East German judge in there, I know I`d get a damn good score”

“How about the "most miles while silent" competition?

I have a feeling that crazy mike would be a speed fellow, too.

How about a biathalon where you stop and shoot a camera, instead of a gun? Hobbit and Lizs could join that competition.”

“My ankle is still sore, so put me in the beer-shooting contest. My PR is 2.5 sec.”

“My sypathies, Aero. I would rather enter the "savoring fine beer" contest. My PR is 35 minutes.”

“Oh, I didn't know there was a distance event! I can nurse a Sam Adams Cream Stout all night. We'll save the Bud Light for the sprints.”

“I wanna curl!”

“You have yourself a contest, Aero! Give me a Samuel Smith's Imerial Stout and about an hour and we can throw down!”

“Curling looks like a drinking sport... I'll jump in that contest too Dunadan!”

“After a few beers, you have to curl, right, donman? You are in!”

“Dunadan- I heard of a "real manly" beer called Sam Adams Utopia MMII, 48 proof! Have you seen this stuff? How 'bout a 6-pack at 40 paces? Last man standing wins.”

“Sam Adams 48 proof!!! The flying saucer downtown has just about every beer brewed in this country (and more imports than I have yet been able to try). I am going to have to bring this to the managers attention.

Of course, at their prices, it will probably be $20 a bottle.”

“Aero is that like the triple bock by Sam Adams?”

“Chili- I read it was $100/bottle!”

“sounds like a double shot of barley wine.”

“If it is the same Sam Adams that I have had, it is a barley-wine that comes in a small blue bottle. I had it two years ago and it was $12 a bottle. It was tasty and POTENT.
Will there be drug testing for aspirin in your system after the contest, Aero? I might have to pop a couple of white pills to counteract the effects of this athletic pursuit, if you know what I mean.
Either way, Team Kansas will take on all comers!!!!!”

“LOL,.. put me down for the beer bash/crash too! Steel workers usually do real well in that one and I can hold my own!LOL

I`ve got years of practice/training in that event!LOL”

“and bigfoot can curl up and die.
hehehee!”

“Right on, Bigfoot. It takes years of training to get into the Olympics!”

“Alex Rodriguez = A-Rod

Jennifer Lopez = J-Lo

Tracy McGrady = T-Mac

Irina Slutskaya = I-Slut?”

“WOOOOOO, hold on there Nelly!!!! What kind a selection is that. Swinger , Marvin G , myself , Tom T. , Sunshine"

Am I that bad,,,,,,I mean, come on now that ain't right. Do I have to go before the the TTOC to plea.

DO I go out of my way to create meaningless threads about absolute crap or spew negativity all about looking for attention or to offend everyone or fester over wrong dealings and drowned myself by wallowing politically snide snippets and alike. WHY? Where is the meaning in it. I may not have the clarity at times but I'm always focused.

I'm a nice person. Alittle shy, but if I could get a evening w/tryx and her box of wine I bet I could cure what ails me.”

“Sign me up for the "Most Altitude Gain W/O Puking" contest.

For all the other events I want to be on the subjective panel of deal-making, bribe-taking judges. Just what the the drinking, kissing and naked hiking events need.”

“I think the naked hiking will be obvious. We won't need judges.
Kissing could stand to have judging, though. Too wet, mouth open too wide, good tongue extension....I can see how you could judge it.”

“Either way, Team Kansas will take on all comers!!!!!"
Dunadan
02:53:35 PM
02/22/02

Kansas don't have nuthin' on Oklahoma. Dunadan, don't make me come up there an whup ya.

How big a boy are ya? I bet I can Sam Adams you under table!”

“The Okinator is checkin' in! Sorry I didn't see your post earlier, Bear.
Are you going to wear the Orange and Black uniforms or the Red? I will be in the Crimson and Blue.
After all the Sooners are passed out on the floor, the Kansans promise to cover them up with a blanket.
Bring it on!”