Common misconceptions about Alabama

“From the a href="http://www.al.com/news/mobileregister/metro.ssf?/base/news/1075978200157180.xml">Mobile Register:


Incestuous couple locked up

A father and daughter who created headlines last year after marrying each other in Mobile County were arrested again this week after police caught them together at a Saraland motel.

A Mobile County Circuit judge voided the marriage in December and ordered Alice Ferdinandsen, 30, and her father, Carroll Ferdinandsen, 53, to maintain separate residences after they pleaded guilty to incest. They were released from jail Jan. 22. On Monday, they checked into the Bamboo Motel for two nights, according to a motel clerk.

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They were charged with violating probation.

The couple's battered white Toyota pickup was still parked at the motel Wednesday afternoon. Long-stem silk red roses sat on the dashboard and a large Bible rested on the front seat.

Last May, the couple were married in Mobile County Probate Court. At the time, they were living in a run- down trailer home in Theodore. They were indicted in June and arrested in July on incest charges, as well as charges of cruelty to animals and forgery.”

“From the Mobile Register”

“I have a hot cousin I'd love to get some action on. That's the main reason I moved to Alabama.”

“Wasn't the "daughter" a step daughter who was grown when he married her mother.

Still incest under the law, but no blood relationship here.”

“In Ohio..I know a brother and sister who are married......

he was adopted into the family as a small child......

and they are LEGALLY married”

“I can't believe the injustice! where i grewed up you cun marey any'un you unt. why deez poor peeple just need ta move ta good ol' west virginy where no one will bother them and thar marriage is legal.

Okay, it's illegal in WV as well...but I think it's okay to marry your sister or parent in Kentucky.”

“Q: What's "foreplay" in Kentucky?

A: Wake up, sis!”

“lmao @ Dub!

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in west Virginia?






If it wasn't, it would have been called a teethbrush!”