Everyones Profession

“most people don't want to know.”

“Hopefully by the time this post comes out I will be retired and it will all be irrelevant.

In the meantime, just call me Bubba”

“freight broker for a truck line”

“Bong Polisher”

“professional shirker here. I have developed boondoggling into HIGH ART!”

“Evildoer fighter.”

“Big Foot is Big Balls?!

Kleety is BATMAN?
Kleety, I thought you were Knocked Up Man.
I seen those nuts on your squirrel.

Who is the guy in the bar stool sniffing bar competition?
Is he Bi?
Does he sniff Bi-cycle seats, too?”

“Keep in mind I have had a few beers
I was a husband for almost 29 years
father of three, grandfather of one
jack of all trades, master of none
now it`s my job to sometimes paint the town red
I do whatever it is I gotta do to keep myself fed
I`m alot like my dad was, the old son of a gun
I`ll do what ever it takes to get the job done
well, work is work and fun is fun, I must confess
my job`s not who or what I am, what I am`s a mess
and not doing anything for so long has got me in a rut
what`s my profession, if asked I tell `em I`m a nature nut”

“Actually I'm a male stripper.
Gimme a dollar.”

“Bpbaby and I can provide references for walkindude!”

“bpbaby & Skully are my Managers”

“Would your stage name happen to be...Mango?”

“Tight wearing crime fighter by night.”

“The answer to Life, the Universe and Everything is 42.”

“But what's the question?”

“Walkingnude! (I think this should be Walkingdudes new stage name)

I'm Fred Garvin, male prostitute”

“Icepak - Tilt was referring to part of the storyline from Douglas Adam's "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy".

Great book!”

“Give you a dollar???? What kind of crap is that. I want to see what you've got first. Isn't that the way it goes. Break out that digital camera & start shooting!”

“Be sure to put the macro lens on! LOL!”

“Information Retieval Specialist , (GS-17) Ret.”

“He's having his second childhood!”

“hahahahahaha



now thats funny!!”

“RE: Name change???
"The bushes part and out comes an almost nude
Just his backpack and a smile, it`s walkindude
He walks up and says, "I`d been here sooner, but the going was rough."
"My clothes were slowing me down, I hike faster in the buff."
Some turned their heads away, they thought him lewd
The rest started laughing, hey it`s just walkindude”

“I am giggling like a school girl!!”

“Walkinnude!!

I like that!
Today the Stage........Tommorrow the Movies!! ;)
.”

“What is 6 times 7?”

“114”

“Back to nature, it`s all in the way it`s viewed
then the curtins part and out walks that nudedude
he doesn`t lack for attention, he gets enough
but, now he gets paid for being in the buff
change of heart, naw, it`s always been his attitude
clothes can just slow him down, he loves going nude”

“42”

“LOL @ Big Foot!!!!!”

“You people are too much sometimes but ya know what it's better that way.....8)”

“Ladies with their drinks and the lights go dim
they whistle and cat call the moment they see him
Walkinnude they called him, a true nature`s freak
every eye was on the dude as he started to streak
the women were animals, but he wasn`t afraid
doing his own thing, but now it`s time to be paid
the women had to paid the piper, nude he danced to the song
dude justta dancin` and smilin` wearin` that itty bitty tong”

“LMAO........BIg Foot!!!!!!!

8)

By the way could I be a male backpacking whore?

Looking for girls that pay top $$$$

8)

JK!!!!!”

“You got toooooo much time on ya hands there BF!
LMAO!!”

“LOL,.. well, it should have been pay,.. not paid and thong,.. guess I better start reading what I write?LOL”

“I`m gonna get a life one of these days. Anyone know what one goes for? Guess I better start savin` up?LOL”

“Maybe you could get a part time job stripping.
STAY OUTTA MY TERRITORY THOUGH!!!!
Arkansas Beware!”

“Sorry for all of the mistakes, but I was talking to three people on ICQ and tryin` to write that too.

I knew better, I can`t chew gum and walk good without something happening.LOL”

“LOL,.. No, you can have that job,.. I`ll just rough it out as an oiler for the Swiss bikini team!”

“Been There, Done That.”

“bluenose...you get freight or post freight?...45 flats?”

“Im a nearsighted gynecologist.
Nurse! have you seen my pen anywhere?”

“The mice were furious.”

“I am thinking about quitting my job and backpacking around for 6 mo to a year. sleeping on the ground, seeing the countries Nat Parks...when I need a hot shower and some company I'll just pop on in to see friends/relatives. Has anyone ever done this? How much $ does this take (realistically) $500/mo? $1000?

A woman I know from work did this recentally, she took a 6 mo. Leave of Absence w/out pay and just travelled around to all the Nat. Parks...the problem was she didn't want to go back to work :P”

“Do it!

I wish I could go backpacking for 6 months.


8)”

“you can. You are single and have no dependents. right?

Actually, I know a couple with TWO KIDS who took did this several times. Went to Australia, travelled all over the U.S. When they needed $, they went back to work for awhile. Of course, this only works if the jobs are semi-decent paying, like contract engineer.

The problem with people is they are trapped in the mentality that they NEED the two car garage, cookie cutter house, and country club membership to be happy...KILL THE JONESES MENTALITY. Who are the Joneses anyway?? I don't even know them

Think about the education those kids received”