Survivor IV

“Birch, maybe she can deflate them... :o)”

“Stanley, that could work. But you would have a big "sag factor" to contend with. That wouldnt be very easy on the eyes.”

“I've been watching intently and have been very disappointed having to watch the same team lose every week. It's like watching my Packers in the 80's. Anyhoo, I don't know if Rob is very, very smart or very, very lucky. He's pretty much eliminated anyone desirable with the exception of Gina (who will most likely go the way of the dinosaur next week) going into the merge.”

“It's no doubt been very frustrating for Hunter to be basically the one responsible for everything good that's happened in his tribe. He was saddled with a bunch of lazy losers who will not survive a merge. However one must never forget the power of creative editing, and the ability of the producers to make you form opinions based on the post-production and what they allow you to see and what they don't. I don't suspect for a moment that we're getting random clips from their 24/7 footage. It was all carefully selected and cut together to keep us coming back for more. And I for one, will keep coming back for more.”

“As long as I see boobs I could care less how it's edited.”

“Manboobs? eek”

“I don't wanna see manboods. Just GoodLookingWomanBoobs”

“Rumor is the tribes will merge this upcoming week.”

“I have to admit, I loved seeing the dark side win out in that tribe with Rob as the reincarnation of Beelzebub. But...

That Hunter dude was stupid not to start playing the game earlier. I remember him saying that it wasn't useful to start building alliances early, but look where he is now.

And it's not as if the people are going to die on this island. They seem to have ample food sources handy and a fricken waterfall to drink gallons and gallons of water from nearby. And it never seems to rain.

This is a show about politics and personal relations. This is not really about physical survival.”

“True but those idiots will figure some way to continue to shoot theirself in the foot.”

“If we don't have an emergency airlift evacuation in the next few weeks I'll be shocked and surprised. So far we've had someone impale themselves on some sort of sea creature with spines, someone has gashed a toe (badly from the looks of it) and someone has been bitten by an eel. (equally as bad). I'm waiting for a drowning, or a broken limb, or some sort of other catastrophe that requires major medical attention. Given the caliber of folks that have been portrayed so far, any of them will be lucky to survive this island paradise.”

“Here's a possible medvac scenario:

In their hungry, delirious state, one of the castaways will mistake Sarah's implants for coconuts, and try to smash them open. The saline would then trickle down the sand and back to the ocean, where it belongs.”

“Whoa, that's like dumping toxic waste.”

“LMFAO @ Artex!!!!!!”

“On survivor III Lex was made out to be the antagonist and it was easy given his out of the ordinary appearance, but everyone on the show liked him. In II it was Jerry (ok poor example), but anyway they are going to show us what we want to see and that is Sarah's chest, Sean's reverse racism and Hunter calling everyone in his tribe knuckleheads. I too will be tuning in next week. Where the rumor of the merge come from?”

“Dubya - I've read about the merger on several independent Survivor sites. There are quite a few out there that give spoilers to the upcoming episodes. However, the spoilers are based primarily on expert specualtion, not necessarily inside word, so though their predictions are often correct or close, that's not always the case.”

“Well, The boobs are gone.”

“Sean and Rob are the next to go.............”

“If they ever lose a challenge and have to vote lol.”

“Good point. In that case, Kathy is looking mighty shakey!!”

“If I were in Roto-rooter tribe with the bozo boyz (Rob and Sean) I would have THROWN the immunity challenge so they could boot one of those slackers.”

“that one black survivor is definetly a racist! man all he does is talk about why should i work , my people bin in slavory for to long!

Hesd just a lazy muscle head on steroids!”

“I must be a hermaphrodite. I had no idea! :) I can't get enough of the show. Even if it is rigged, I don't care. It's kind of like watching pro wrestling. Pure entertainment and something to talk about around the water cooler.

I think that realtor is a nut case too.”

“Well said Kleetn and Prowler

I'm getting sick of listening to Sean bellyache about slavory. If he would take a time out from whinning and look around he's see that the White people are the ones working while he's on his @ss. I wish they would have thrown the challange just to boot his sorry @ss off. Not to mention we'd have gotten to look at Sara's boobs for another show! :)
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“I don't need to watch 'reality' TV.

I live in reality.”

“reality is for people who can't handle drugs (or tv)”

“Do you have one with no top to post?”

“Yeah, but she's so bit up from the bugs that she looks like the Michelin man.”

“The bug situation on the Marquesas reminds me of the time in '71 while camping on the Quintana Roo coast. One night the moscoes and no-see-ems came out in clouds. I don't know whether it was the weather or what but i dove into a old stationwagon, eventhough it was about 100 degree in there and didn't come out until morning. Unfortunately, some french guy spent the night out in the open and we found him walking on the beach delirious the next day. He was covered from head to foot with the worst red welts i had ever seen. He looked like he had been swarmed by killer bees. We treated him for shock and then rushed him to the hospital. However, some of the natives seemed immuned to them. Weird?”

“I think this chick will pose for Playboy. Hustler too if we are lucky.”

“Thanks Kleetn!”

“Sarah was on a local television show and said she was considering an offer from Playboy and would do it if the $$$ was right.”

“That's one issue of Playboy I won't be running out to buy. (along with all the others I haven't bought). This woman does nothing for me, and her fake chest is just not my cup of tea. Gina on the other hand is a sweatheart with a lot of spirit, and looks to boot. Call me crazy, but there's more to a woman than her chest.”

“I wouldn't want her for anything more than her body.”

“Even though I have bashed Mark Burnett's shows and continue to find doctored efforts to boost ratings, I have been sucked into watching Survivor IV. What is it about Survivor and Ecochallenge that is so addictive? Some of it has to be the never-ending water cooler talk that is spawn from the shows. Anyways, here a cool article.

http://www.ew.com/ew/article/commentary/0,6115,219283~3~0~sarahgetsboot,00.html

Any predictions for tomorrow night? Who’s leaving, who’s staying? Do ya think Burnett can find challenge geared towards Maraamu’s talents?”

“I predict Maraamu will finally win a challenge of some sort. Up for the boot are Rob, Sean, Gina, or Kathy.

Rob and Sean, well the reason's are obvious, especially with Sean.

Gina, very unfortunately, would be a logical pick if Maraamu has to vote someone out again, since her new tribe members are all from the old tribe, and buddying up with Kathy ain't helping. Kathy also has a chance of getting booted off, since she was never anyone's favorite.

Then again, what the heck do I know. I'm last in the Survivor pool I'm a part of, and am getting my butt kicked by my pre-adolescent cousins.”

“Yeah, Sean's days are deffinitely numbered. Gina may be safe for right now. I just really have a gut feeling that the next challenge will offer a slight advantage to Maraamu forcing Rob or Sean off the show.

Give me some ideas how yall organize survior office pools. Around here we catch everything (olympics, march madness, col. football,etc) except survivor.”

“Trailhound - Yahoo has a great online Survivor pool deal. The way it works is each week you are given 100 points. You can distribute those points to whichever castaways you choose, any amount for any castaway. If that castaway gets voted off, you get whatever points you assigned to said castaway.

It might be too late to sign up on Yahoo, but getting a paper league going within your office would be pretty easy to manage, I would guess.”

“Sarah got kicked off the Island last week, but this local girl (actually, she's from San Diego, but whent to school here several years) now says she'd pose for Playboy "if the price is right"...

Well, now... she LOOKED like a babe THEN... prob'ly look more like one nekid...

Prob'ly get aid well, and could even turn this into something bigger (her devious plan all along, no doubt).

Hmmmm....”

“Sean needs to go even if Roto wins.”

“which one is he? im bad w/ names, the blk guy?”

“Yeah, Sean is the black guy. You can got to cbs.com and go to the Survivor link from there.. gives full bios on all the players.”

“Alright, who's going tonight? I think it's pretty safe to say it'll either be Sean, Rob, Gina, or Kathy. If I had to choose one, I'd say Sean.”

“What's the chance that Roto would throw the challenge to get the three foreigners out of their tribe?

If Roto ever loses Rob knows he is at a disadvantage. Vecepia will never vote against Sean. As described in the preview, I see Rob going on a power trip tonight. Sean and Gab will most likely be the ones involved in the comment-sparking flurry. Sean being a Loser will get the boot. Maraamu has got finally become the victors in the challenge. Whatever the challenge, it will be to the advantage of Maraamu. Is that enough predictions? I still can't believe I watch this show.

Hey has anyone seen anybody from Roto use the snorkeling gear for fishing? Is it me or is there more food around them than they are even attempting to find?”

“I can't believe I'm so suckered into Survivor either, but it makes sense. It's the most outdoorsy show on primetime, next to programming by the Animal Planet and Discovery. And the schemeing and backstabbing is fun to watch!

I thought I saw Rotu using the snorkeling gear, but if so they only showed it briefly.

And I agree, Rotu could very well throw the immunity challenge to get rid of Sean and/or Rob. I think it's pretty clear that they're not wanted there.”

“Anybody watch the Great Race after Survivor?”

“HELL YA!! Is the great race on tonight to!”

“8 pm EST”

“Gabe is gone! He was Rotu's duct tape. The evil that is Rob has permeated the tribe. ARgh!”