Survivor IV

“Who's watching? Girl from my hometown, Gainesville, FL.. is in it this year! She's cute to! Go Gina!!!”

“I didn't watch I, II and III, I know I won't watch IV. Some of my friends swear by this show... And I'm the one in my group that camps/backpacks. I guess I'm a doer not an observer.

Saw the profile of Gina...very cute, I think she was into camping and other outdoor sports.”

“I have never see the show before.Why start now?

8)”

“TV, the other white meat.”

“This one should be the best yet! They have to find and collect ALL of their water and food. I'm watching.

There are few shows I watch regularly...could count them on one hand. Survior is one.”

“Sassafras - same here. I watch well less than an hour of TV each day, unless Survivor is on!”

“I really think Survivor is somewhat fixed. Mark Burnett has a history of arranging his shows for the best ratings. I wanna see a real survival show. Throw out the glam, and forget the money. When it comes to truly surviving to win a competition all the fighting, #&%!$in, and bellyaching goes out the window. I used to think Eco-Challenge was a great credible survival show until last year’s Team Playboy was declared as a team that finished the race. Yeah they were good to look at, but come Mark Burnett allowed them to skip half the course. I think it would have drawn better ratings to see them in the jungle screaming and whining about being eaten up by the terrestrial leaches.”

“Survivor=bull____!”

“Welp, you non-believers don't know what you're missing! I'm not so sure about it being fixed though, not to a large degree anyway. Surely, pushing some of the cuter woman with great bodies and more likeable personalities to victory would score better ratings! That's yet to happen. We've had a fat, naked, gay man win the first one, and two mothers in their fifties win the past two!

But hey, to each their own, and it wouldn't be American if something successful didn't have its critics!”

“Critics, shmitics. Survivor is the par for the course with all of the other television drivel.”

“I watched one and two, skipped three, but I think I'll catch the 4th installment. Its a tough choice between Survivor and Friends!”

“I'll be the 1st to admit I haven't watched a whole lot of Survivor. However, I just have a hard time believing that out of a group of 10 or 12 people that had at least a 6 months notice before going on the show failed to learn how to build a fire. And why is the final two competitors always a male and a female. It just doesn't add up to me. Especially when former contestants make claims that the producer campaigns for who he wants them to vote for. I’m not totally against the show but too often get frustrated with the contestants’ outdoor ignorance.”

“I enjoy T.V. I just try to watch a couple of shows a week though. I have done Survivor.... fun show, I really connected with some of the contestants. Right now I'm an Enterprise fan, and am waiting for 6 Feet Under to come back on (fantastic show) I watch a lot less TV when it's not football season!”

“I echo Donman's sentiments.”

“"When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!"
-Homer Simpson”

“Bring back Big Brother!”

“Didn't Ethan win the last one?”

“They would get better ratings if it were done nude. But I think they know that. From the adds I have seen they tend to pick hip good looking people. Even the old ones look good for their age. Then they hold it in a warm or hot climate and the clothes come off, or at least as much as they can show on TV. I want to see a episode with all fat ugly people on the north slope of Alaska.”

“They called it Temptation Island!”

“Temptation Island was all fat ugly people on the north slope of Alaska?”

“I read it wrong”

“Yea Artex Ethan won the last one..he's no middle aged woman..He was Jewish..maybe that's "the" conspiracy...cmon”

“What's an ASS winger?”

“I thought you were an expert on those, Kleetn.”

“Oh yeah, silly me! I keep having the mindset that the runner-up lady won. Thanks for the correction.”

“don't you remember the cheezy metal band from the 80's? You know prettyboy Kip Winger”

“Rejoice! The premiere is tonight!”

“I watched most of Survivor 1. Seemed hokey enough that I haven't bothered since. What I'd really like to see on Survivor V is a bunch of folks dropped off in downtown Newark for a month. That could be an adventure!”

“If they didn't end up being mugged the first night in Newark, the cancer would get them the next. (for those who may not know, Newark is aka cancer alley for having very high if not the highest rate of people catching it.. go figure, it's New Jersey)”

“Survivor VI
Raiders stadium during a game, wear the other teams jersey”

“I'd actually really like to see them hold a Survivor in Alaska. They could do it during the summer, when it'd be warmer and everyone would have to wear warmer, more revealing clothing. The scenery would be fantastic, and the element of danger with grizzlies would be fantastic! Ah, it'll never happen though...”

“If you want something like that, check out "No Boundaries" on the WB network starting Sunday. 15 people start out on a 30-day trek from the southern tip of Vancouver Island to the Arctic Circle, hoping to become the happy recipient of $100,000 and an SUV.

If it sounds like a Ford commercial, that's because it is (remember their slogan "No Boundaries" for their SUVs?)

But how they gonna get ratings if the babes in bikinis and the guys with the 6-pack abs are all covered up in Gore-Tex?”

“allrighty SURVIVOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TONIGHT how could anyone miss!”

“Tonight, Kathy will get the boot. You heard it here first.”

“The NY post is reporting that a male tribe member will get stung by an urchin on the hand. To remedy the pain this guy will have one of the females piss on his hand. I've heard of using vinegar for jellyfish stings so maybe this will work.”

“I think it'll be the black guy. Everybody thinks he's too lazy. I hope they keep all the good lookin chicks on there for a long time!!”

“Yahoo! Hunter is gone. I couldn't stand that guy. Why do some people (supposedly leaders) always think you have to bust your ass constantly. I'd take it slow just like that Rob guy. I'm rooting for Rob to take it all.

By the way, what's the deal with that nurse? Screaming and crying all the time. He's a walking basket case.”

“I'm still routing for Gina, but her alliance with the now booted Hunter will no doubt hurt her chances. She'll need the tribes to merge next week to save her.

I agree with walkindude, Sean needs to go. And though she's cute, that Sarah girl is even more lazy to the point where she's an annoyance. She's using her flotation devices to get her out work, me thinks.”

“I think Hunter was the only one that stood half a chance of surviving a merger. When they merge the rest of that "tribe" will be picked off like fleas. If they have one more person to vote off it will be Gina, unfortunately. Then the other four will sit around and whine about being hungry and cold all the time and continue to loose every challange that comes their way.”

“I think that tribe just shot themselves in the foot. Hunter may have been annoying but he got shtuff done. They should've kept him around just for the work he did and his strength in challenges. Poor Gina, stuck on a crappy team.”

“Why do some people (supposedly leaders) always think you have to bust your ass constantly. I'd take it slow just like that Rob guy.

I think if not for Hunter, those other goofs would still be laying around on the beach with no shelter, no food and no fire. Is Rob the kind of guy you look up to? Lazy, manipulative, dim-witted and backstabbing....those are his good qualities.”

“I echo kleetn's thoughts. Hunter was the duct tape holding that tribe together. Now they're just a bunch of lazy losers, and poor Gina's stuck with them! Sure hope the tribes merge next week.”

“They will have to do something to make it more interesting - it is getting pretty pathetic with the loosers doing nothing but loose. We hardly have any sense of the other tribe (except that Kathy will be the first to go).”

“Yeah, Kathy seems to be the only blemish in that tribe. Aside from her, they seem to get along great and understand the concept of teamwork....

For now.”

“"I echo kleetn's thoughts. Hunter was the duct tape holding that tribe together. Now they're just a bunch of lazy losers, and poor Gina's stuck with them! Sure hope the tribes merge next week."
Artex
01:38:24 PM
03/14/02


Very well said bro.

Them lazy idiots don't stand a chance now. I got a kick out of it when Hunter said he'd send in the Red Cross to save them.
LMFAO!!!!!”

“I hope that hunters teams gets what they have asked for, and I hope they get a lot of it.

What I have seen is a group of generally lazy,unmotivated and fairly ignorant fools stumbling (over sarahs boobs)around looking lost and whinning about being losers. I would go absolutely nuts being stuck with them.”

“I'd be gawking at Sara's boobs too! She is a lazy sack of $hit though.”

“Sarah is gonna be a freak show soon. She is rail thin already,imagine how goofy she will look when they hit day 20. She'll look like two ballons taped to a broomstick.”

“Hunter is gone, all the ladies can stop watching the show now. If the boob woman gets kicked off, there go the male watchers. I guess that leaves the hermaphrodites to watch the show.”

“LMAO!!!!!!”