food foreplay

“Warm fudge and whipped cream, surrounded by new age music and candles.”

“Wooooooooooooo.......8)

That will get a girl all wiggly...8)”

“Uncooked Ramen noodle brick, can of tunafish eaten with a stick you found on the ground, followed by a vintage bottle of Thunderbird or Night Train... bound to get lucky assuming you've got them trapped on your portledge several pitches off the ground!”

“Cucumber! Need I say more?”

“LMAO!!!!!

8)”

“I hope that's not taken as woman bashing! LOL”

“Chocolate body paint & handcuffs! Oh wait.... you can't eat handcuffs.... never mind.”

“Can't you get chocolate handcuffs?”

“LOL Skully! I'm not sure... I suppose you could... I wonder if they could make 'em chocolate & still make 'em funtional?
On the other hand though, you could just forgoe the whole handcuff thing and tie them up with licorice strings instead.... or taffy! Taffy would work if it was warm & stretchy... you could just wrap up their hands.... Oh man! Now I have a sugar craving....”

“then there was that foot long zucchini that sassafras ahhh acquired and ahhh consumed later”

“you can tie me up with taffy and then whip me with licorice strands...and then, well...hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm”

“LOL HOI

How about some juicy baby-back ribs,a big bowl of coleslaw,a slurpee (2 straws) some collard greens and belgian waffles....many I am all worked up now!”

“boy oh boy
hungry? horny? or both?”

“I can understand most of that birch but where does the waffle go?”

“Home alone again, stikmon?”

“Chocolate is nice,
but liquor is quicker.”

“Enough of the whipped cream and wrapping the damn thing in a cinamon bun. I'm goin right too it.”

“Waxin' da kichin' flo..........”

“warm honey and cinnamon works pretty well”

“BUTTERSCOTCH ICE CREAM TOPPING!!!”

“Lime Green Jello. Need I say more?

The Jello Queen”

“Chocolate fudge mixed with Kahlua, poured over a scoop of vanilla ice cream.”

“Man, what a bunch of sickos! Baby back ribs and waffles? Whadda' Fa'?!”

“I still shake when I think about it now, I can`t help but shutter
when I think about that sweet thing covered with jelly and peanutbutter
later she said she was just jokin`
just going at it, that was smokin`
I can`t be around those two at all `cause of their effects on me
if I even see peanutbutter and jelly, it causes me to get a woody
well, that`s kind of a lie, not all of that story is true
the story`s real, but it doesn`t effect me like it used to
it had to be the excitement of the moment and not that old peanutbutter that took away our breath
seems I snuck off with an older girl and if we`d got caught her boyfriend would stomp us to death
later we were found out and us being careless got us caught
her boyfriend flew into a rage and the two of us later fought
who would have thought it, I beat him so bad he started to studder
it`s just amazing what can happen if you mix jelly and peanutbutter”

“Key Lime Pie”

“I always thought it was for eating.”

“How did that warm apple pie get left off of this list?LOL”

“Silly Fritz, it is!”

“what the hell! i missed this thread, LOL! collard greens, indeed.

anyhoo, we had some food for dinner last night that would be kick-ass on the proverbial trail...it was lentils and beans and stuff from these people: Tasty Bite
all you do is boil some water and immerse the bag in it for 5 minutes...then you could eat it out of the bag it comes in! no stankin' clean-up or nuttin! and it was good too.
:-)”

“I was just going to suggest a 6-pack, but, I'll trade you a bag of lentils and beans for a few Blueberry Harvest Bars...their store locator didn't show one in Billings.
Tai too, and it's Kosher!”

“well, the 6-pack, yeah! that's a no-brainer.

what a splendiferous idea, aero! let's do it. i mean "it" as in Trade, you pervs.
;-)”

“Porcine Endogenous Retrovirus?

Retroviruses?

Retroviri?”