TrailTalkRequest

“Would you guys be good enough to at LEAST put your STATE in your profiles?.. gEeez.. it ain't like we are going come hunt you down.. :)”

“Oh yes we will!LOL”

“sHhh.. don't give our secret away.. about how we use the combined power of all our GPS's to find them each.. one by one.. and spread sawdust all over their backyards.. making Harley Davidson biker trails!”

“Will do....if you start putting spaces between your words.”

“Ya happy now?”

“M-O-N-T-A-N-A
Montana I love you!
I'm from rural MT TD! I'll get right on adding it to my profile.”

“Oh, sorry, I guess it was already on there. Anyways, I'm from Montana.”

“From Virginia for the next month and a half and then I am moving to Pennsylvania.”

“LOL,.. TD,..but I won`t get my Harley until this summer and it`s in boxes still. Soon as I get `er up and runnin` again I`ll be good to go!LOL

Oh, it`s only a 350 1973
Cindy Lu gave it to me”

“In addition to your State I think the profile should include...

Political Party
Sex
Sexual Preference
Education Level
Age
Date of Birth
Photo
SSN Number
Annual income
Maritial status
Number of siblings
Number of Children
Number of Wives
Smoking Preference
Alcohol use
Drug use
Number of times you had sex last year.
Race
Color or hair
Color of eyes
#&%!$/Breast size
Hobbies
IQ”

“But it`s still a Harley!!!!”

“NO . . . Bacpac is NOT into identity theft!”

“bacpac- you forgot religion and criminal record!”

“Oh, good ones Aero.”

“LMAO!!.. hehe.. you guys.. NO ONE will put there stuff in there now.. :)”

“bacpac I think has covered the essentials.

I mean, how could I possibly socialize online with somebody who doesn't care enough to share their social security number???”

“What's this? Are they going to issue TT credit cards?














(Good for X lines of TT Posts.) LOL”

“Bacpac also left out mother's maiden name and driver's license #. Sheesh, a copy of your car title and registration would be nice, too.”

“Let's not forget a complete set of fingerprints, retinal scans and spectrophotographic analysis of their brain signatures.. :)”

“Will you settle for a stool sample?”

“oh of course!!.. how else will we know if you are free from hepatitis?”

“Liver biopsy.”

“Reading Preferences
Taste in Music
Hiking Style
Pack Weight
Frequency of Bowel Movement”

“oh.. exactly.. and let's not forget.. sleeping habits.. do you snore.. how many times do you get up at night to go to the bathroom.. are you ever guilty of breaking wind in public..

we MUST screen these people!”

“none of the info in my profile saves...any ideas?”

“im a military brat. Ive lived just about everywhere, even guam.. I now hang my hat in Pennsylvania..”

“mouse: ok.. so put it in your profile..

OPIE: won't save?.. well.. mayberry RFD.. why doesn't this surprise me?.. *ducks*”

“He asked for number of wives, what about number of husbands?”

“I'm from rural MT yadda yadda yadda"
~chewy

Like there's an "urban" MT?
hehehee!

My sexual preference has yet to be met - d'oh!

My favorite taste in music is watermelon (or mebbe cherry).

My hiking style is mostly outdoorsy.”

“LOL.. gojo!!”

“Smileygirl, I think it was because he was only interested in the men on this site......Why that would be, I could only speculate....”

“smileygirl: LOL.. I missed that!!”

“Political Party - NA
Sex - Male
Sexual Preference - Female
Education Level - 12
Age - 36
Date of Birth - 8-18-65
Photo - :0D
SSN Number - 111-11-1111
Annual income - $1,000,000
Maritial status - Engaged for the rest of my life
Number of siblings - 2
Number of Children - 1 dog
Number of Wives - 1 X-wife
Smoking Preference - NA
Alcohol use - No
Drug use - Iburprofen
Number of times you had sex last year. - 365
Race - White Boy
Color or hair - blond
Color of eyes - brown
#&%!$/Breast size - 44" chest
Hobbies - Romantic walks on the beach, Horseback Riding, Strip Clubs, & Backpacking
IQ" - ?
Reading Preferences - Trail Talk
Taste in Music - 80's Heavy Metal
Hiking Style - Fast & Light
Pack Weight - 20 - 25 lb Average
Frequency of Bowel Movement - in about 2 mins. (BRB)”

“Walking dude masturbated every day last year?”

“LOL, walkindude. Heavy metal, light pack.”

“LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


8O”

“It never specified how many times with another person.”

“What do you do with 365 used rubbers?







Make a tire out of them and call it a "Good Year".”

“Gojo, there may not be any "urban" MT, but there are several levels of rural. I guess I should clarify. There is "2 miles east of Hell" rural, "gates of Hell" rural, and 2 miles west Hell" rural. I live in a "gates of Hell" rural area.”

“Gojo, there may not be any "urban" MT, but there are several levels of rural. I guess I should clarify. There is "2 miles east of Hell" rural, "gates of Hell" rural, and 2 miles west of Hell" rural. I live in a "gates of Hell" rural area.”

“Very funny WD!!!!!


8)”

“That's a pretty healthy #&%!$. It's good to know you're regular WD, thanks for sharing.”

“They don't have the State of Quebec on the list...”

“Quebec?
Are you a Mexican?”

“WD, look north.

Maybe in a few years we'll be absorbed into the U.S....then Matt's got to add another 12 provinces and 3 territories to the "State of residence" list.”

“Can the Provinces get along well enough to do that? I hear the French & British Canadians don't get along too well.
Zat true?”

“The French in power in Quebec are a bunch of hypocrites...they get the biggest piece of pie ($$$$) from the Fed. govt. Yet they're always complaining how they're mistreated and have no self control etc...all hogwash.

This leads to them calling for independence....which by the way have been defeated twice in referendums by the people of Quebec.

Of course this forces the Quebec leaders to enforce more harsh laws to force out non French speaking citizens...ie. reduce English services in hospitals, all levels of government, enforce language laws etc...this of course leads to companies moving to other provinces or countries (most to the States). This is all done so that the next referendum they'll win (a one horse race)....they say they'll have referendums after referendums, until they win.

So, once they win...Alberta and British Columbia will want to separate from Canada also...they're rich provinces...they can stand on their own, unlike Quebec. Plus they claim when they joined Confederation, Quebec was part of the country...since Quebec is not part of Canada...the contract is voided.

It this all happens, we (Canada) will be part of the U.S...because 10 small countries cannot compete in the world market.

This is a basic view of the problems we're having up here. Hope I didn't bore ya.”

“I didn't realize it was THAT complicated! Thanks for explaining.”

“I wanted to free text New Mexcio, USA because people are always thinking its not part of the USA. New Mexico mag even has a regular feature "One of our Fifty is missing". Our license plates say "USA" because it is such a common problem. We are also frequently left out on maps by major atlas publishers and on news graphics.”

“I wanted to free text New Mexcio, USA because people are always thinking its not part of the USA. New Mexico mag even has a regular feature "One of our Fifty is missing". Our license plates say "USA" because it is such a common problem. We are also frequently left out on maps by major atlas publishers and on news graphics.”