SUPPRESSED HISTORY

“In our galaxy are billions of STAR BEINGS, humanoid races are the rule, not the exception. These races descended from many life forms: reptiles, insects, dinosaurs, birds and other life forms MANKIND CANNOT BEGIN TO IMAGINE.

One of the oldest Star Races in this sector of the universe is the REPTILIAN ARI-AN which descended from DINOSAUR ANCESTORS in the star system of Orion. Ruled by Queens, they created the most powerful empire in this galaxy. Ari-An warriors were unmatched for ferocity and bravery, and the Ari-An Empire was unmatched in power and size.

Millions of years of countless battles had allowed this Empire to develop advanced war strategies. Among these, the Ari-An practiced "conditioning" or "reprogramming" to control conquered populations and make them assets rather than liabilities. ENEMIES BECAME OBEDIENT SERVANTS of the reptilian queens' throne. In this way, the ARI-ANS ELIMINATED RESISTANCE.

An UNEXPECTED EVOLUTION OF ANOTHER RACE in the star system Sirius posed a threat to the Ari-An Empire. Though not as old or as advanced as the reptilians, the warriors of the Kanus Empire, a DOG-LIKE RACE (similar to wolves) made up for any lack with their fierceness. Even the most disciplined of the Ari-An warriors feared these vicious and barbaric Sirian warriors, who stopped to DEVOUR THE FLESH OF THEIR ENEMIES on the battlefield.

Rapid advancement of the Sirian warriors threatened the very existence of the Ari-An Empire. As a result, the queens approached the Sirian kings to offer an alliance. A treaty was agreed upon that DELINEATED WHICH SECTORS OF THE GALAXY each empire was to rule and, for a time, the warriors of both empires fought side-by-side.

With the birth of a new star system was born, the Sirian King was quick to claim it. As the Sirians began to exploit its resources, this new system became an outpost for both the Ari-An and Sirian Empires, and the power and wealth for both continued to grow. But eventually WAR BROKE OUT AGAIN, this time among rival Sirian kings. In the end, Ari-An forces joined King An. ENTIRE WORLDS held by the opposition were TOTALLY DESTROYED, including their moons and colonies.

Much later, King An sent his son Prince Ea and daughter, Princess Nin-Hur-Sag (both genetic scientists) to rebuild the destroyed world of Eridu and once again tap into the VALUABLE AND MUCH NEEDED RESOURCES found there. They successfully restored the atmosphere; refilled the seas with life; recreated plants, trees and flowers; and hybridized many different kinds of creatures. The planet Eridu (Earth) was reborn.

New creatures were produced to inhabit the planet. One such creature, Apa-Mus, was AN APE-BEAST HYBRID whose only purpose was to serve and to slave in the fields and mines. But this beast was different from the others. It could understand orders and could communicate. Princess Nin-Hur-Sag had genetically engineered the ape-beast hybrid by USING HER OWN DNA. The beast grew in intelligence and began to teach his own quickly multiplying offspring.

When another species of GENETICALLY ENGINEERED WORKERS -- underground - dwelling Sheti Lizards, revolted and seized power, the ruling Star Beings FLED FROM THE PLANET. With the opposition out of the way, the Sheti used mind-control and programming techniques they learned from their masters to alter the memories of the remaining Star Being descendants. Mankind's knowledge of Star Beings was replaced with myths and legends.

Sheti dominance has been and continues to be challenged by many other star races attempting to regain control of Earth -- and mankind -- for their own purposes. The STRUGGLE FOR POWER goes on.

The reptilian Ari-An race has made several attempts to OVERTHROW THE PRESENT POWER ON EARTH. In the early 20th century, the worldwide Aryan movement nearly succeeded in conquering the entire "docile" world. They are continuing in their efforts, new movements in the supremacy groups will appear. Reptiles will appear in all aspects of the media as friendly or heroic beings, fighting on man's behalf. Reptilian superheroes will become children's role models (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles).

Religious uprisings have been staged throughout Earth's history by the Sirians. They too, are trying to take over the Earth and a RETURN TO FUNDAMENTALISM will also occur, as will the increasing appearance of angels and miraculous occurrences.

Patterns show on-going efforts to direct the PEOPLE OF PLANET EARTH and also predict upcoming events: Mankind will soon be surrounded with images of asteroids and falling fiery comets. BLACK PIGS WILL BE SEEN EVERYWHERE as will angelic figures and miracles. Dinosaurs will become children's heroes and violence will be the foundation of their play. New airborne diseases, immune to existing treatments, will surface. NASA will be rendered weak and impotent, if not terminated.

A galactic war of conquest rages over our heads. Earth -- and Man -- are the prize.

In an attempt to communicate with the descendants of Star Beings - especially those who are able to remember the "clues" -- visual signals are being sent in the form of CROP CIRCLES. Signs meant for the Sirian descendants usually have a striking resemblance to ancient Egyptian glyphs, football-shaped designs, circle-in-cross forms, or circles with a dot in the center. They may also appear as MATHEMATICAL FORMULATIONS.

Crop circles from the Ari-Ans often have a snake-like form, or insect or bug-like creatures. Whatever the form, crop circles are SIGNS TO THE DESCENDANTS that they have not been forgotten.

As a signal that a starship has been dispatched to the solar system and Earth, images of enormous planetary starships and crews comprised of heroic "saviors" of mankind and the Earth will be everywhere. To counter this image of a "good" heavenly body, images of FALLING ASTEROIDS AND CRASHING COMETS will be used as justification for aiming anti-asteroid missiles skyward for "defensive" purposes (Missile Defense).

Meanwhile, to MAINTAIN CONTROL OF MANKIND, the Sheti have introduced new devices to continue the bombarding us with a numbing and controlling electronic blanket. Many of these electronic instruments are carried on the person: Tape and CD players with headphones, virtual reality gear, pagers, pocket games, cellular phones, beepers, etc. are now commonplace.

Drugs of all kinds, legal and illegal (including alcohol, tobacco and narcotics) are part of the control program to KEEP MANKIND DOCILE.

Behavior modification to prevent us from being motivated to FIGHT FOR OURSELVES, will require that no human being be allowed status as hero. Those who do not fight back, but endure great suffering will become the new "heroes" and role models: victims, martyrs, tortured POWs, and people who die in service to their country.

Population control will increase in intensity and ONLY THE SELECT will be allowed to continue. Disappearances and abductions will increase, especially of women and young children. New AIRBORNE DISEASES will appear. Obesity will increase, sexual dysfunction will increase in males, and female menstrual cycles will decrease from 28 days to 25 days.

To maintain control of mankind and keep us stranded on Earth, NASA will BE ELIMINATED OR SEVERELY RESTRICTED in its scope. Any evidence of extraterrestrial life will be strictly suppressed and denied.

The battle lines have been drawn for A COMING GALACTIC WAR for the domination of planet Earth. As long as mankind seeks salvation "out there," he paves the way for beings vying to become his Overlords. But mankind has another option.

Though born of beasts and bred to serve, mankind was created by the genetic scientists, Prince EA and Princess Nin-Hur-Sag using their own DNA and their own royal blood. This royal line of Sirian Blood entitles mankind to claim Earth its own. This is the story that has been suppressed, the truth that was kept hidden. Can you remember THE TRUTH?”

“You really did forget to take your medication;-)”

“uh-oh

He has found out my true secret identity. I shall have to recall agent Marvin back to Krypton.”

“I've unlocked Marvin's secret code! Just read all of the words in caps! Quicker, too.”

“Kewl Marvin! You find the greatest stuff when you go web surfing (http://www.crowdedskies.com/files/down/terra2.html)!

Dunadan's method works great! You really do get the idea by reading the stuff in caps.”

“Man, this one really takes the cake..”

“I just looked at some other stuff on crowdedskies.com... its got plenty of fun craziness....”

“And....cakes sometimes come in saucers!!! Scary!!!”

“Pedxing - nice call on where Marvin G. stole his writing from.

Marvin Gardens, did you know that passing off other people's work as your own is known as "plagerism"? In most cases it's a felony.. and if it's just another case inter-dimensional beings stealing your thoughts, well I suggest you take them to court before somebody does the same to you!”

“Ari-ans. Aryans! Who knew the nazis were involved in all this?”

“Well, Ped, you just gotta decode these messages with the proper protocol, wink, wink, nudge, nudge.”

“Creative plagiarism is better than inept innovation.

In marvin's case it's inept plagiarism, though...

Geez.. these crackpot theories were around in the 60s and 70's. Can't you come up with some original material? C'mom, you are letting us down.”

“Stephen Ambrose, Doris Kearns Goodwin and now Marvin!?

[zacharysmithvoice]Oh! The PAIN! [/zacharysmithvoice]


And now, Ladies and Gentlemen...

TOM LEHRER:


"Lobachevsky"

For many years now, Mr. Danny Kaye, who has been my particular idol since
childbirth, has been doing a routine about the great Russian director
Stanislavsky and the secret of success in the acting profession. And I
thought it would be interesting to st... to adapt this idea to the field of
mathematics. I always like to make explicit the fact that before I went
off not too long ago to fight in the trenches, I was a mathematician by
profession. I don't like people to get the idea that I have to do this for
a living. I mean, it isn't as though I had to do this, you know, I could be
making, oh, 3000 dollars a year just teaching.
Be that as it may, some of you may have had occasion to run into
mathematicians and to wonder therefore how they got that way, and
here, in partial explanation perhaps, is the story of the great Russian
mathematician Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky.

Who made me the genius I am today,
The mathematician that others all quote,
Who's the professor that made me that way?
The greatest that ever got chalk on his coat.

One man deserves the credit,
One man deserves the blame,
and Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky is his name. Oy!
Nicolai Ivanovich Lobache...

I am never forget the day I first meet the great Lobachevsky.
In one word he told me secret of success in mathematics: Plagiarize!

Plagiarize,
Let no one else's work evade your eyes,
Remember why the good Lord made your eyes,
So don't shade your eyes,
But plagiarize, plagiarize, plagiarize...
Only be sure always to call it please "research".

And ever since I meet this man my life is not the same,
And Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky is his name. Oy!
Nicolai Ivanovich Lobache...

I am never forget the day I am given first original paper to write. It
was on analytic and algebraic topology of locally Euclidean metrization
of infinitely differentiable Riemannian manifold.
Bozhe moi!
This I know from nothing.
But I think of great Lobachevsky and I get idea - haha!

I have a friend in Minsk,
Who has a friend in Pinsk,
Whose friend in Omsk
Has friend in Tomsk
With friend in Akmolinsk.
His friend in Alexandrovsk
Has friend in Petropavlovsk,
Whose friend somehow
Is solving now
The problem in Dnepropetrovsk.

And when his work is done -
Haha! - begins the fun.
From Dnepropetrovsk
To Petropavlovsk,
By way of Iliysk,
And Novorossiysk,
To Alexandrovsk to Akmolinsk
To Tomsk to Omsk
To Pinsk to Minsk
To me the news will run,
Yes, to me the news will run!

And then I write
By morning, night,
And afternoon,
And pretty soon
My name in Dnepropetrovsk is cursed,
When he finds out I published first!

And who made me a big success
And brought me wealth and fame?
Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky is his name. Oy!
Nicolai Ivanovich Lobache...

I am never forget the day my first book is published.
Every chapter I stole from somewhere else.
Index I copy from old Vladivostok telephone directory.
This book, this book was sensational!
Pravda - ah, Pravda - Pravda said: (Russian double-talk)
It stinks.
But Izvestia! Izvestia said: (Russian double-talk)
It stinks.
Metro-Goldwyn-Moskva bought the movie rights for six million rubles,
Changing title to 'The Eternal Triangle',
With Brigitte Bardot playing part of hypotenuse.

And who deserves the credit?
And who deserves the blame?
Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky is his name.
Oy!”

“Artex –

I’m GLAD you checked in. I finally have that $10,000 for the TIME MACHINE you offered for sale. I had to SELL ONE OF MY LIVERS for the money but I NEED THAT DEVICE DESPERATELY!

PLEASE EMAIL me at marvin_gardens@email.com to MAKE ARRANGEMENTS.”

“Hey Marvin G.. no PROBLEMO, Mi amigo! I'll let you KNOW where to send the CHECK!”

“Make sure that he pays in Tralfamadorian dubloons. Those Klingon rubles are almost worthless!”

“Marvin, to recieve my address, just run a Knirew translator over the following text and you will recieve a readout of my address: 1256YOU879ARE2833BEING2389WATCHED09223

Best regards!”

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“You will be sorry for that last post, Tom. It reveals, (to those in the know), your exact coordinates. Is that someone knocking at your door?”

“VIENNA, Austria (AP) -- Austrian historians are challenging California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger for telling the Republican National Convention that he saw Soviet tanks in his homeland as a child and that he left a "Socialist" country when he moved away in 1968.

Recalling that the Soviets once occupied part of Austria in the aftermath of World War II, Schwarzenegger told the convention on Tuesday: "I saw tanks in the streets. I saw communism with my own eyes."

Historians, however, are questioning Schwarzenegger's version of postwar history -- if not his enduring popularity among Austrians who admire him for rising from a penniless immigrant to the highest official in America's most populous state.

"It's a fact -- as a child he could not have seen a Soviet tank in Styria," the southeastern province where Schwarzenegger was born and raised, historian Stefan Karner told the Vienna newspaper Kurier.

Schwarzenegger, now a naturalized U.S. citizen, was born on July 30, 1947, when Styria and the neighboring province of Carinthia belonged to the British zone. At the time, postwar Austria was occupied by the four wartime allies, which also included the United States, the Soviet Union and France.

The Soviets already had left Styria in July 1945, less than three months after the end of the war, Karner noted.


In his convention address, Schwarzenegger also said: "As a kid, I saw the Socialist country that Austria became after the Soviets left" in 1955 and Austria regained its independence.

But Martin Polaschek, a law history scholar and vice rector of Graz University, told Kurier that Austria was governed by coalition governments, including the conservative People's Party and the Social Democratic Party. Between 1945 and 1970, all the nation's chancellors were conservatives -- not Socialists.

What's more, when Schwarzenegger left in 1968, Austria was run by a conservative government headed by People's Party Chancellor Josef Klaus, a staunch Roman Catholic and a sharp critic of both the Socialists and the Communists ruling in countries across the Iron Curtain.

Schwarzenegger "confuses a free country with a Socialist one," said Polaschek, referring to East European Communist officials' routine descriptions of their countries as Socialist.

Thompson said the governor was "talking about a socialistic-style of government and governing that he experienced when living in Austria."

Polaschek saw the moderate Republican governor's recollections at the convention as a tactical move. Schwarzenegger, he said, was "using the old Communist enemy image for Bush's election campaign."

"He did not speak as a historian, after all, but as a politician," Polaschek said.

Norbert Darabos, a ranking official of Austria's opposition Social Democratic Party, sharply criticized Schwarzenegger's "disdain for his former homeland."

"The Terminator is constructing a rather bizarre Austria image," he said.”

“There he goes again.”