What do you think???

“I go hiking with this woman I like every now and then and got a brainstorm today. Tell me what you think.

Spring is coming soon and ticks will be jumping. So, I hang my arse over a log where ticks are likely to be and get some in my butt cheeks, right? OK, now I go back to camp, discover them in my arse, and ask the girl to have some heart and please pull them out where I can't reach them.

The result is I get naked in the tent with this woman. Is this insanely brilliant or what?”

“If it works for the two of you, I have no doubt you deserve each other.”

“Ever hear of a dozen roses? It'll set you back 20-30 bucks, but it'll increases your chances of getting a hit while at bat. Ticks out of your bum won't even get you a bleacher seat to watch the game.

(I was seriously cracking up when I read Romeo Hiker's post.. too funny!)”

“While you're at it, why don't you get a rattlesnake to bite you on your johnson, and tell her to suck out the venom. Lol”

“Romeo,.. just get yourself a flea collar and hang on to that blow up Betty doll you got hidden in the closet. If you`ve gone out with this woman in the past and nothing happened then, chances are she was telling you something already.

Was she singing, never gonna get my love? If you can get her to change her tune to, love the one you`re with,.. you`re in! But nix the tick thing, that`s just to crude to even think about dude!”

“Survivor wannabe”

“hehe...which would last longer..the lyme disease or the std's? LMAO..sorry!!..j/k”

“That'd be a hoot if she comes to you with ticks on her butt!”

“Hey! Don't knock it. Remember John Candy in "Splash" when he threw coins to the ground and peeked up womens skirts while he picked them up?

"If something works for me, I stick with it."

What a hoot. :)”

“I'm really shocked that all of the TT women aren't posting their names and addresses after reading this.”

“(that's a joke)”

“LMAO !! Romeo Hiker what a idea!! do it I dare you! I want to see the FIREWORKS 1st human to the moon propelled by a woman!”

“LOL @ Dunandan!”

“Romeo. Do we know this woman?”

“That is so lame, that's what I think! It could work but so could getting hit by a car. In this case the sympathy factor would be negated by utter revulsion. Do you really want her making that association with your bare midsection?”

“My sister had Lyme's Disease. No fun. If you ever need a specialist, email me and I will get her physician's name in San Diego.”

“Did you post threads on several boards a year or so ago entitled 'ticks on yer butt'?


I'm thinking stanlee's suggestion just might work.”

“No, really, Skullcap wouldn't have mentioned running in front of a speeding car if it didn't work. Try it!”

“Somehow I doubt if that's what G00SE did to attract skully....

I don't want to discourage Romeo Hiker from trying that, however. It did work in "Back To The Future",
after all.....”

“Wow! What a great idea! It sure beats the one I had, where I "accidentally" stick a trail bar up my nose and ask the pretty girl to dig it out for me.”

“Or you could burn your hands badly like that guy on "Survivor" did, then try to get the pretty girl to help you take a leak...”

“I'd say go for it-insurance for the rest of us that the gene pool isn't contaminated any further. Ain't no way your genes will pass to the next generation.”

“It all depends why you just were hanging your ass over that log....”

“I think you'll have a better chance of finding hornets or something than ticks when you hang your arse over a log. Hey,,,,the swelling and numbness might do you some good!

If you're smart you'll pack a summer sleeping bag for her.”

“When I was in the Army, my battalion went to Ft. Hood Texas one summer for exercises.... lots of ticks out there... one of my best friends of the time looked like he'd seen a ghost when we got out of the field... seems a tick decided to take a ride on something he rhymed with... we had a friend (woman) who was a medic, who received the honor of helping the poor guy out. We were very careful and serious about ticks, chiggers, and such.... but no one could even think about that situation with a straight face...”

“Oh Ma Gosh, I can't stop laughing! So who's the troll this week?”

“One time while hunting, I found 23 ticks dug into me afterwards.. not crawling around on me, but actually imbedded into my skin. Thankfully, none were on my privates.. just around my arm and knee pits, and legs.”

“Just don't pack on at all. Then she'll have to share yours. Forget to pack her gloves too, I think you can see where this is going...”

“Luvy oughta know. He is the master of LOOOVE. Miss you dorm rat! Wanna go to Budder's?”