Reality TV Has Hit It's Apex

“More boobs mmmmmmmmm :o)”

“I have to say that I am disappointed by the severe lack of boobage on normal TV here.”

“Sorry about that. Have you tried getting some of the Girls Gone Wild videos?”

“well no, could be educational viewing so I understand - but it's just not the same as arriving home from the pub in the early hours, switching on the TV and stumbling across, errrrm, an interesting film. (pretty tame stuff really), here I'd have to order something on cable then come up with an explanation when the bill arrived.”

“Another option might be (since you live in a large metro area) watching Univision or Telemundo. Lots of eye candy on those. After enough beers, you don't even care that you don't understand what they're saying.”

“Or you could get CineSexMax. They used to show some interesting stuff.”

“I believe the word you are grasping for is "nadir"


"apex" is the height of something . . .the best as it were.


"nadir" is the low point . . .the worst.


Unless . . .Unless . . .



You meant that a bunch of drunken irish running aground was the best of the best!!

ps: Sorry for the redundancy.”

“I didn't start this thread, I just extended....lol...”

“that is . . "drunken irish"


not very economical with my words”

“Somehow, the notion of 'reality TV' having an apex seems ludicrous...”

“Lee, I started this thread when the first Osbournes came out which was the apex of reality tv. Then E! had to go and raise the bar with the Anna Nichole Show! LOL!”

“Surviving Nugent IS THE APEX!!!”

“Now thats one Im gonna watch!! Thanks Nigal! Streamweaver

P.S. That Model chick better watch her step teds Ol lady aint somebody you want shootin at you!!!”

“Do you mean nadir?”

“Oh ok It said Nigal on the original title. Thanks Buddur.”

“I was able catch the rerun of Surviving Nugent. Frickin’ hilarious! No wimpy Survivorish tests and trials. It was Ted on a horse with a paintball gun hunting the contestants, skinning wild bores, crying and wailing animal rights activists, Glock shooting, sleep deprived head games and of course the whole time we have Uncle Gonzo doing what he does best…Being Ted!

One guy got shltcanned within 2 minutes of arriving just because he had too much cologne on. LOL!”

“Nigal, I saw that sunday night. I was laughing through whole thing. Tht first guy with the cologne? Nuge was laying down the law when he stopped talking and started sniffing. "Who smells like a French Whore?!" lol!”

“Tammy Faye and Ron Jeremy together in the same house

Ain't TV great?”

“Man, I hope he dosen't get any makeup on his...”

“Hair?”

“On another strange note, my brother was once on the same plane as Ron Jeremy.”

“The last series of this was very funny. Looking foward to this one!”

“Did he have to buy a second seat so his nutz could ride shotgun?”

“I think he just had the stewardess hold them.”

“Think it would have taken 2 of them to hold his Big Jim and the Twins!”

“lol....”

“Anyone try any of the searches at the fox site? The first one on the list is for Jeremy's enlarging drug, with photographic testimonials. Of course.”

“http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/Midwest/10/21/offbeat.floating.condoms.ap/index.html

on a related note...”

“Ah yes, "New Jersey whitefish"...

You're not supposed to flush 'em, ya know...”

“Bloodpusher GOD!!! You sexist PIG!!! Damn!!!!
Their called flight attendants now!!! Jeez!!!!”

“Yah but this was a few years ago...”

“;-)”

“From one of our own !!




Oh well”

“Televangelist's ex sharing Hollywood mansion with porn legend
The Associated Press

LOS ANGELES (AP) - Former televangelist wife Tammy Faye Messner and porn legend Ron Jeremy are Hollywood Hills mansion housemates for nearly two weeks in WB's "Surreal Life 2" which began taping on Monday.
The odd couple share the house and act as house hosts for 11 days. They will have four other roommates - rapper Vanilla Ice, "ChiPs" actor Erik Estrada, former "Baywatch" actress Traci Bingham and "Real World: Las Vegas" cast member Trishelle. They will also have a celebrity guest move in each week.

(continued)”

“They should've called it "Has been Hotel"”

“Speaking of has beens:




REMEMBERED: Actor Fred Berry, best known as the red-beret-wearing, suspenders-clad Rerun on the 1970s sitcom What's Happening!, died Tuesday at his home in Los Angeles. He was 52. An autopsy is planned to determine the cause of death, although Berry reportedly had been ill since suffering a stroke this summer.”

“Can YOU be a porn star?

I've always thought that if one was female, hot, and willing, the answer was always "Yes!"...”

“Is that Ron Jeremy???

”

“She's going to give birth to a Great Dane!”

“Now that's kinky...

..hey I just got an idea for a new reality show...”

“There is a new show Todd TV, the audience votes on what he is supposed to do and he has to do it. Such as move back in with his Mom (who is quoted saying "I know why some animals kill their young."), get back together with his exgirlfriend, and so on. This is the lowest. It will be on FX network.”

“I'm not a reality tv fan, but do watch the first season of some of them. I'm gonna watch Todd TV.”

“Gee... here we may have the start of a whole new criminal defense: "The audience made me do it."”

“i like average joe....it's gonna be good this week....”

“The only reality tv I've watched season one of Survivor and the Everest show. Todd TV-no way!”

“I've watched a few episodes of Knock First, I also saw a few episodes of Queer Eye. My girl friend still watches every new episode - but I've stopped for now.

Both these shows are "kinder and gentler" than most reality shows. No one is humiliated. Queer Eye, especially, puts people in a very positive light.”

“"Obnoxious Fiancé" is being produced by Rocket Science Laboratories , the folks behind "Joe Millionaire," "Married By America" and "Temptation Island."

Whooda thunk?”