It's swollen, but it's not my ankle.

“*Inspired by the "My swollen ankle" thread.

All I can say is this..... it's Reese Witherspoon's fault.”

“Ice and elevate, Buddha. Ice and elevate.”

“Actually, its RICE, Rest, Ice, Compression and Elevation. yikes!”

“Yeah, I was trying to avoid the 'compression' part.”

“You're a very bad man, BB!”

“Who the fuk is Reese Witherspoon?”

“You can avoid the compression part if you want by taking a COLD shower.”

“She was the little blonde in the movie Fear...she was in Legally Blonde and Cruel Intentions”

“Whatsa matter? She hit you on your head? Take some ice and rub it down!!! :o)”

“You people are just too much for it being 5:13 am........


8)

LMAO!”

“Yeah, I'd bang her. .......But not if Buddha Bear got to her first. NO THANKS!!”

“How did I know, before opening it, that this thread was started by BB? How did we all know?”

“I dunno, Splash. How did we?

Thanks for the new acronym, Pathman. Back Atcha... O, B, A, F, G, K, M ["Oh Be A Fine Girl, Kiss Me" (the spectral classes of stars)]

I find compression to be quite desirable, taken in moderation.”

“Bud Bare, this would have had more entertainment value if you had entitled it "Guess What's Swollen?", IMHO. Then you could have done some revealing html work.”

“I was just commenting on how focused Buddha's posts are; it is admirable, really. A trademark, like GearSlut's gender neutral stance, Buddur's love for music, and Violin's birthday animations. Of course, a lot of other people here have trademarks, too, like TownDawg's thread titles without spaces between words. We could really do a yearbook with subtitles, like "Dunadan, the man most likely to post a haiku".”

“Hey, somebody has to be responsible for haiku, why not me?

Hey, somebody has
To be responsible for
Haiku, why not me?

It's kind of my way of taking on the "Spock" personality since everyone ignored him to death.”

“Somebody has to play the role of "Reese Witherspoon Stalker", I gladly accept.”

“Quickly alternating rest and compression in a vigorous manner may provide temporary relief.

Then avoid watching Election.”