And now, the News!

“From today's Billings (MT) Gazette:

Woman Charged with Assault-
A Billings woman was accused of stabbing her boyfriend in the back because he was taking too long washing dishes.

Man gets trailer back after joyride-
A pickup truck and attached trailer filled with farm animals were found Monday and returned to the owner after disappearing from a Billings hotel parking lot. Police said a South Dakota man who stopped to rest overnight in Billings reported his truck and trailer had been stolen shortly before 3 a.m. Monday. The trailer contained two horses, five chickens, five kittens and a cat. The animals were unharmed, but the truck and trailer received some damage.”

“Well the first story sounds more like what happens in NYC (think "Friends" but edgier) but the second story definitely sounds like Montana.”

“It turns out the girlfriend was in a hurry to to visit her parents and was angry becuase the boyfriend wasn't washing the dishes fast enough to suit her. So, she grabbed a knife, "plunging the 6-inch blade into his back near the shoulder blade."

I guess it's, "Hell if you do, hell if you don't".”

“I'll bet she was late getting to her parent's after that!”

“Hey, I've felt homesick at times, but geez! I guess she never learned to throw crockery.”

“LOL! Time for me to get a dishwasher!!”

“They'll probably still get married......”

“Those two should have kids.”

“her parents hopefully had to come visit "her" in jail...

We all know though how women can be back stabbers!

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see how much reaction that will get!”

“Those who have been front stabbers have been front page news, though (think Lorena Bobbitt). Wouldn't you rather that women stick with back stabbing?”

“I will take it in the back anyday!!!! maybe I should re-word that... I would rather be stabed with a kinfe in the back, rather than Bobbitted”

“Well, if you really don't want to think about it some more.....sigh..

evil laughter”

“Sounds like something that would happen in my neck of the woods!

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“It's too violent here...I'm going back to the "PETA attacks" thread.”

“LMAO!!!!!

8)”