Crime does not pay!

“There was this guy that was shoplifting and the people in the store caught him and it looked like he was on drugs.He was paceing back and forth and his speech was messed up.

I was in line and then the cops showed up and well you know what happens next!

Off to the clink!

Crime does not pay.

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“shoot, if you get into the RIGHT CRIME it definetly pays!

you just need to find the crime to fit you!”

“LMAO!!!!!

8)”

“Most criminals dont think outside the box. They go for the typical routines...knocking off a convenience store,robbing a bank, maybe a home invasion. You really need to treat crime like you would any other job. You need to look at your strengths and weaknesses and look at what is available in your market, then you need to do a good old cost benefit analysis. Ask yourself " what is the best possible case scenario? What is the worst". Innovation and creativity are the key. Like my buddy Chuck says " any job big or small if its worth doing do it right or not at all".”

“Good point!

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“Our legal system wouldn't be the way it is if crime didn't pay, what with the high-priced lawyers that can perform legal miracle and all. Got the cash...you can get away with murder. Anyways... for every offensive action there's fines, court costs, lawyer fees, etc. And the man will commonly stiff you with as many charges as humanly possible just TO make you pay. What's the penalty????...MONEY!!!! They hhit you where it hurts the most...in your wallet.

Crime does pay...just ask any lawyer, DA, Judge or courthouse employee. It's a big money making machine....revenue...it's the grease that keeps the wheels of justice turning.”

“Clinton got away with it”

“I know it all comes down to money!

It's sick!

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“....send lawyers, guns and money the sh-t has hit the fan...”

“What song is that?

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I can't remember who did that song.

Argggggggggggg!!!!!”

“Of course crime pays.

ask Kenneth Lay!”

“jail sucks, even big money crime isn't worth having to spend lots of time with very aggressive, homofobes, and people who see you as "whitey" , + the guards are skum. imagine being in a studio apt with 20 strangers, then imagine several b-days and christmas dinners, springs, falls,
pure hell, if I was facing big jail time i'd kill myself before the porkchops got the cuffs on me.”

“No doubt!

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“Clinton didnt commit a crime just recieved a HUMMER!

Im shure if some one here was cheating on there spouse they would keep it from her and the public!

Dude clinton is the king!”

“LMFAO Prowler!!!!


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“I once had a client in Federal Court charged with conspiracy to distribute 20,000 pounds of marijuana. One of my first questions to him in the office was why would he attempt such a large deal. His reply was "how much more time am I going to do for 20,000 pounds that I would for 3 and how much is it going to cost me to make it the same?"

He did 9 1/2 months at the Federal Country Club in Alabama.”

“Chili..you mean the splendid 5 star, with immaculate lawns, private airport(biggin), and other world class ammenities located at Maxwell?..That place is POSH..hehe
Hmm time to go back and get my JD


And i thought crime did pay...The Teamsters get checks at the end of each week! *grins and runs from Walkin*”

“yep, that's it OPIE, he claimed it was a lot better than the 6 months he did in the TN Dept of Corrections on his first bust for a pound and a half.

He is one hell of a guitar player by the way. When he came out of Maxwell, he had turned it up a notch or two.”

“Damn Chili. Were you representing that dude from Blow? 20,000 lbs. of dope is a tremendous amount.”

“rosey, they had imported the entire amount from Mexico to Montana, then had set up their distribution network from Memphis on the tow boats......

honestly, it was an impressive piece of work in regard to a business development model.....

4 partners, one ratted out when he got busted for something unrelated to the other three.......”

“I don't miss those days for a minute.”

“about 8,000 lbs of weed, he'd set up a nationwide distribution network. Good to see drug dealers still have a sense of humor, he named his trucking company "M.J. Express"”

“20,000??????

Thats nutz!

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