Stupid Criminal Tricks

“Was she his ex-girlfriend before he hit her upside the head or is that a consequence of his action?”

“LOL, I wondered about that too!”

“He steered off the pass?

Did they fine him for littering too?”

“OK...next week I'm bringing my six 4 foot alligators to the electronic store. I've had my eye on that flat screen T.V for awhile.”

“Some schmutz tried an armed holdup Saturday. He picked the wrong victim. He got an off-duty cop. The bad guy is singing in the choir celestial now. No bail, no plea bargain, no pardon!”

“Good, I like to hear these kind of stories. One less mouth I have to feed.”

“Geobeet,
The same thing happened here last week. Here in Vegas they have fireworks booths set up all over town and they are run for charities (youth sports, boy scouts, etc.). This idiot decided to rob the metro police K-9 unit fireworks booth..... yeah, he's dead now.”

“Should have thrown M-80's at him. Put a few holes in him so he can't get away.”

“Speak well of the deceased




morons




Who died trying to help the gene pool improve”

“LOL reptiles I use to live in Vegas. I dont even think federal law applies to metro (or casino security) at all. hahaha. I miss living there atleast the town makes enough money not to rob its citizens yet maintaining order. I heard next year they are pummeling this new "los angeles lost poverty criminal crowd" with a new multi million dollar task force. I am moving back there in may of 2005 BTW”

“Who died without ever knowing their mommies loved them.”

“Who died without ever knowing their mommies loved them."
Geobeet
04:05:41 PM
07/07/03”

“Geo,
I got to Kohls at 2:30! Man, I'm glad I missed that. The parking lot was quite the carnival. I'm sure the Philly PD will have to show that the shooting was justified and not extreme. (Gotta be careful in this town, everyone will assume its a police cover-up and it was "dirty."
On another note... How about Philly almost killing a Supreme Court Justice!!!”

“Taboo,
That's news to me, the state can't pass a budget right now so they are talking about reducing the number of State Police. Less police = less chance of getting a speeding ticket getting out of town to go backpacking!

BTW I will be moving out in June 2005 for a colder, less populated environment. Will you be looking to buy a house???? Nice neighborhood, 3 bedrooms, 2-1/4 garage, wood floors, fully landscaped ....”

“Jeez Priapus, where do you live?

Yeah, we almost scratched one Supreme Court Justice, Governor, Mayor.”

“I live across the Wissahickon Valley.”

“Small world, part 384,365!”

“Yeah it was a special on A&E about a week ago. They are talking about the skyrocketting crime going on because of California going broke and robbing its citizens. The casino owners (like Steve Winn...ok probably mainly stevo) are loosing biz and that usually means certain death. lol. last thing I remember being there was some idiots "attempting" to riot in downtown when the LA riots were going down. lmao yeah that went over well. I think it took 15 minutes to kill three of them and the rest dispersed. True cowboys.

Becareful where you move too. I moved back here to PA but here in allentown we have the same prob.l the police cheif is headin out he cant fix this rutt. we get the New York overflow and there is no economy here. Philly's cool though. Atleast there are jobs and an economy there”

“...And you're sitting there in Allentown ...”

“unfortunatelly yes. I am stuck here.”

“C'mon, Taboo. You've got an International Airport. How many towns can boast that?”

“lol. that is true”

“I wonder what he thought those metal detectors were used for?”

“dOoD...I heard if you wrap your weed in aluminum foil, the dogs CAN'T SMELL IT!!!!!”

“...”

“Your honor, I was just in the bank trying to drop off my resume when this here crook walks in and steals my damn resume, writes a note on the back, tapes a piece of black paper onto it and robs the frigging bank. You got the wrong guy, honest.”

“LOL at Geo! I swear I did not do it. I was just applying for a job.”

“GPS device thief caught by GPS

Talk about stupidity....”

“In search of pot, girls dial ultimate wrong number -- the sheriff's

AUSTIN, Minn. (AP) — Two teens accused of searching for a marijuana dealer dialed the ultimate wrong number -- they called the Mower County Sheriff's cell phone.

Sheriff Terese Amazi's cell phone rang around noon on Friday. The caller said she wanted a bag of marijuana. After Amazi said she was the sheriff, the caller said, "I'm sorry," and hung up.

A few minutes later, the phone rang again. This time, Amazi let a deputy answer.

The caller again asked for a bag of marijuana, and the deputy -- who called himself "Dupe" on the phone -- arranged for a meeting at a convenience store an hour later.

"Apparently, they didn't know the meaning of 'Dupe' as in 'duped' either," Amazi said. "It's incredible."

The girls, ages 15 and 17, were arrested at the scene. Police said they found cash for the marijuana and drug paraphernalia on both girls. One was released to her parent and the other was turned over to a probation officer.

"Not only did they do something wrong, but they should have been in school," Amazi said.”

“Girl, don't you know that #&%!$ makes ya stupid...”

“Why do think they call it dope”

“I don't understand why they weren't just happy with raiding there parents medician cabinet?”

“Man Drives Into Geyser
Billings Gazette Wyoming Bureau

A man from Vancouver, Wash., is facing numerous federal charges after he illegally drove into the Lone Star geyser area at Yellowstone National Park and caused significant damage.

Adam Roy Elford, 22, drove his Toyota Tacoma pickup around a locked barricade at the Lone Star parking lot, down the 2.5-mile trail to the geyser and then around the geyser's cone and into a surrounding meadow, park officials said Tuesday.

Elford has been charged with operating a vehicle off road, injuring mineral resources, possession of a loaded firearm in a motor vehicle, improper food storage and operating a motor vehicle with a suspended driver's license.

The incident started on the evening of Oct. 10, when Elford and a companion arrived at the Lone Star parking lot, about five miles south of Old Faithful.

Park officials said Elford drove around the locked gate and onto the asphalt trail that's reserved for bicyclists and pedestrians.

At the end of the trail, Elford and his companion moved a log barrier and drove around the cone of the geyser and into a nearby meadow before getting stuck in soft soil, the Park Service said. The pair then set up camp, started a fire and spent the night.

The next morning, Elford and his companion walked to Old Faithful, where they persuaded a couple to help them. But when they got to Lone Star, the couple "realized the gravity of the situation," refused to help and drove back to Old Faithful, park officials said. Elford and his companion then reported the incident at the Old Faithful Ranger Station.

Park rangers went to Lone Star, investigated the scene, then took Elford into custody and transported him to the jail in West Yellowstone, Mont.

His friend, whose name has not been released, was not arrested but was cited for his part in the damage to the park's resources.

Elford made his initial appearance in federal court Oct. 13 and was released on $5,000 bond.

Park officials are still assessing the damage at Lone Star, which includes tire tracks around the geyser and through the meadow.

The U.S. attorney's office in Cheyenne will seek full restitution from Elford and his companion for all restoration costs, park officials said.

Copyright © The Billings Gazette”

“Good God.”

“I know, an asphalt trail for bicyclists and pedestrians in Yellowstone.

Horrors.”

“Good for them.”

“One of the few cases where a grizzly attack would be fully warranted.”

“PHILADELPHIA, Oct. 31 — A man described by authorities as a known sexual predator was chased through the streets of South Philadelphia by an angry crowd of Catholic high school girls, who kicked and punched him after he was tackled by neighbors, police said Friday.
Rudy Susanto, 25, who had exposed himself to teen-age girls on as many as seven occasions outside St. Maria Goretti School, struck again on Thursday just as students were being dismissed, police said.
But this time, a group of girls in school uniforms angrily confronted Susanto with help from some neighbors, police said. When Susanto tried to run, more than 20 girls chased him down the block. Two men from the neighborhood caught him and the girls took their revenge.
''The girls came and started kicking him and punching him, so I wasn't going to stop them,'' neighbor Robert Lemons told The Philadelphia Inquirer.
Susanto was later treated for injuries at a local hospital. Police said he would be charged with 14 criminal counts including harassment, disorderly conduct, open lewdness and corrupting the morals of a minor.”

“"Goretti girls" get their man.
Police: Students chase man who exposed himself
By Ira Porter
Inquirer Staff Writer

There is nothing sweeter than revenge. And that is what the "Goretti girls" of St. Maria Goretti High School in South Philadelphia got yesterday when they chased down and beat up a man who allegedly had exposed himself to the students for the last month.

Police and neighborhood residents said between 20 and 30 girls, all dressed in their uniforms, dropped their book bags and jumped in after the man allegedly began to expose himself again. Onlookers and neighbors cheered the girls on and shouted "Pervert!" at the man.

After police arrived at the scene minutes later - shortly after noon - the man was taken into custody and driven to St. Agnes Medical Center, where he was treated for an injury to his mouth.

Police expected to charge the 25-year-old South Philadelphia man with multiple counts of harassment, stalking, indecent exposure, and corrupting the morals of a minor in connection with seven incidents.

The first encounter was Sept. 14. Police said 13 students were victimized, some more than once.

The latest encounter took place yesterday, when the man exposed himself to two girls walking in the 2000 block of South 10th Street, police said. It happened shortly after the school's 12:15 p.m. early dismissal.

Except this time, police said, some of the girls and people from the neighborhood counterattacked. At one point, police said, the man broke free and tried to run.

Robert "Bobby" Lemons, who owns Rose's Food Market at 10th and McKean Streets, was one of two men who caught the man.

"I was bringing the countertop up from my basement, and I saw him in the street acting really funny," Lemons said. "He was rubbing himself, but he wasn't exposed yet."

Lemons said the man was up the street by a parked van, gesturing as if he were urinating, but then exposed himself to two girls after they passed by. Lemons walked across the street to tell a friend. They split up on both sides of the street and chased the man, tackling him in the middle of the block.

"Everybody was saying, 'Don't hit him, Bobby, don't hit him,' so I didn't," Lemons said. But while he was holding the man down, "the girls came and started kicking him and punching him, so I wasn't going to stop them," he said.

Lemons said the man tried to pull a knife from his pocket.

Kelly Simone, 15, was the first girl to get in a lick on the man. Simone, a sophomore at Goretti, recognized the man from sketches posted around school. Her friend was one of the girls to whom the man allegedly exposed himself yesterday.

"I looked down the street, and Bobby had the... man on the ground," Kelly said. "I went up to him, and he started grabbing at my feet, so I kicked him. All the girls were scared to touch him, but I said: 'Let's show him what we can do.' "

Thomas Simone, Kelly's father, said he was proud of his daughter and her classmates.

"They beat the crap out of him," he said, laughing.

"I'm glad they did it for themselves and that they didn't let this guy go," Thomas Simone said.

"You know what's funny? They got their own revenge. The girls got him without the police."”

“LOL! That's funniest thing I've seen in a long time!”

“Shame they didn't kick him in the nuts and drive them up through the top of his dumb-ass skull!”