Stupid Criminal Tricks

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MONROE -- Their hideout wasn't well hidden.

Police followed a trail of cardboard boxes, pillows and backpacks.

The suspected burglars weren't hard to find, either.

They were asleep.

One was curled up on a stolen hammock. The other was dozing on a pile of pillows taken from a storage container outside the Monroe Fred Meyer store.

The snoozing duo didn't hear the police officer take out a camera. They didn't stir when he took photographs of them stealing a few Z's.

He had to wake them from their nap to arrest them.

"We believe alcohol was involved," Monroe police spokeswoman Debbie Willis said. "I'd say a lot of alcohol was involved."


http://www.heraldnet.com/article/20080721/NEWS01/969703313&news01ad=1#Suspects.in.Monroe.burglary.found.sleeping.on.bed.of.loot”

“Log Cabin Republican with that color?”

“Could be any of the couple dozen log-cabin Republicans, or any one of the millions in the gay-friendly Democratic party. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)”