humorscope

“www.humorscope.com????
a fun little diversion”

“Oh, that is pure cheese. I love it!”

“Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Having trouble sticking to that diet, aren't you? It's even harder when you see all those enticing commercials for fast food on TV. The trick to dealing with those is to use your imagination - mayonaisse becomes shaving cream, a burger becomes coompressed compost, and everything else is coated with synthetic motor oil. Which, these days, is pretty close to the truth.


Shows how much that thing knows. I ain't on a diet.”

“if you ain't on one you must have trouble sticking to one!”

“LOL!!!!!!”