Shag Night Contest

“I thought this would suit our site better than the "Bag Night Contest".

Rules:

1. Kinda like bag night, but you have to shag with someone of the opposite sex as well.

2. Use protection.

3. Monica Lewinski doesn't count. (Sorry Bill) Tom Green doesn't count (sorry ladies & Gear Slut)

4. Triple points for shagging Reese Witherspoon. :)

5. Winner recieves nothin' but bragging rights, and a free lifetime membership to the HMWH Club.”

“So, we're talking in the woods here, right?

OK, since I'm married and faithful, and my wife would rather die than go backpacking, I guess I lose.

But I'm okay with that.”

“I knew I could count on you BB!!”

“Boy o Boy this gets my gears in my brain turning!!!!!

I need to find someone but who?

8|”

“Crazy Mike

A bear might do!

8-)”

“This coming from someone named "stumprider"?”

“Let's see, the object is to "bag" a record as opposed to recording a "bag" [night].”

“*gleam in his eye*...wow...if i wanted my tru self to shine through on this board i could bust out 3 stories right now and win this challege hands down...Oh..and Ressy (that's what we like to call her buddah)..She's ok...as long as you have firsties!”

“As long as it can be the same guy each night I can come on top of this one. Except if it has to be during a camping trip, work and cold weather makes for limits. Monogamy is protection by the way.

Question one: Does BB’s requirement for “opposite sex” make him a homophobe?

Question two: Are you the opposite sex or am I?”

“MTn gal said she can come on top of this one!!!!
*eyes water and dies laughing*
*man..i need to go home!*

Mtn Gal..i dunno..ya better ask skully about the duct tape while at savage gulf!”

“LMFAO!!!!!

8)”

“Glad you liked it OPIE. It was written that way by design. You know, humor on purpose. You don’t have a problem with the women being on top do you? Or do you just have a problem being with a women?”

“Does this count, or are you a goataphobe?”

“That is too much!

8|”

“I prefer them on top...and...err I'll refrain from elaborating more...because Matt will delete the thread..you'll start stalking me...kleetn's squirrel will start stalking me..I'll get a reputation *thinks*..nevermind that last one...hehehe

ya'll are fun..TIME TO GO HOME

gonna buy a scale and start weighing and inventory all my gear.”

“2. Use protection.
Screw that!!”

“mikey-
Take a girl into the woods. Get lost on 'accident.' Pretend like death is eminent. maybe you'll get lucky

You will either get shagged or...?”

“That sounds like a plan!

8)”

“Hey Biz, whaddya say me and you get togther and tie for first place?”

“Go get her Buddha Bear!!!

8)”

“wait, so does it have to be out in the woods??”

“buddha sounds like he has the motel 6 in mind!..can i ride shotgun?”

“does two at a waterfall count”

“A farmer asked a friend to recommend an attorney to defend him against a charge of bestiality. "I know a great trial lawyer," the fellow said, "but he's expensive and doesn't know how to pick a good jury. I know another lawyer," he continued, "who's not a great trial lawyer, but he's cheap and really knows how to pick a jury." The farmer settled on the cheap attorney, but immediately had second thoughts when the key witness, a neighbor, began his testimony. "I saw Jed mount his goat from behind," he said, "and when he was finished, I saw the goat turn around and lick Jed's pecker!!!" The accused farmer was devastated and had all but given up hope of acquittal when a juror in overalls whispered to the fellow next to him, "You know, a good goat will do that."”

“Is this about;

One bag girls or
Two bag girls or
Three bag girls?”

“ChuckD- I was wondering the same thing...if the first bag falls off, etc.,....”

“Second one if for her

Third is for the dog so he doesn't lose repect for you.”